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Pi (1998)
Boring
Unless you are a film student, and enjoy artsy films, then pass on this one. The movie offers nothing in terms of telling a story. Just some border line crazy guy who happens to be a math genius, and his quest to find a number that doesn't exist. If you are in to these type of movies where symbolism is more important than story telling, then you will love it. But if you are like most people, and prefer a movie to story tell, then it is a waste of time.
American Honey (2016)
Stupid and pointless film
I realize films like this appeal to some people. But to me, this was a boring film that made me regret wasting almost 3 hours of my life on. I must say though, the acting was good. But I wonder how someone can pitch and successfully convince someone that this story-line would be a good idea to put into film?
I suggest that if you are a pretentious artsy person, then this movie is for you. If you like a movie to move or excite you, then stay clear of this turkey.
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Worst movie ever
While it amazes me how the Hollywood movie making process allows for an absolute garbage one like this movie to be made, I am not against bad movies. I have actually enjoyed movies like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "The Room". Not from any technical or artistic sense, but rather that the acting or story line was so bad, it actually made it amusing for me. This movie though has none of these amusing characteristics in it. If it is not following an absurd story line, it is so cheesy that it makes it unbearable. I honestly found myself rooting for the nazis to win. I would rather take my chances with a leader who is responsible for millions of deaths, and starting the worst and most devastating war in history, than want a bunch of unlikeable scientists to win. Also, can anyone explain to me why they preferred to have the leading actress run instead of a double? She ran like a duck. Why would they feel that was good to put in a movie?
In short, there was nothing good about this movie. It is the worst movie of all time. I would like to see everyone connected in the making decisions about the film production in jail.
Return to Nim's Island (2013)
Horrible
I realize that movie, like with all other art forms, is subjective. So although everything about the story line is horrible. The acting was terrible. The island in the beginning is a lush island with a what looks like a hill. Then towards the end, the hill looks like a mountain with a large cliff. This looks like a page out of Ed Wood page of film making. No wonder the actors from the first movie didn't do this one. Absolute piece of crap.
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
Ridiculous film
This has to be the stupidest film ever made. No one acts like any of these characters, which would be fine if it is was funny. Now I realize this is Hollywood trying to brainwash viewers to their liberal, twisted mindset. But come on, if you are going to try that crap, make it funny. Personally, I hope anyone connected with this film does not work again for a couple of years.