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5/10
Entertaining, but turn your brain off or at last to 50%
2 July 2015
Warning: Spoilers
OK so first the good parts. The acting is OK, the sets are nice, the pacing is good, no forced gratuitous sex scenes, a interesting conspiracy theme and good action and variance in characters.

Now to the bad parts - the parts I would call "americanitis" or simply basic "hollywood stupidity", The plot holes, damsel in distress or just "good guy not using brain".

Sadly this starts as early as the first two episodes.

The main plot line is the female American soldier, lost in Mali and on the blacklist of the evil corporation. Early on she meets her future helper and uses his mobile phone to get the message of her being alive out into the world - good! thats fine for the initial setup. But from now on she struggles to get any message of her being alive out into the world, despite having multiple times access to SMARTPHONES via helpers or even just in her hands throughout the series. Just a quick video, and an email...and viola! "evil government conspiracy proved" tata!!!! Instead we see her being video taped like your average terrorist victim, and then some "unforseen" incident happens by which this video tape never reaches the intended person.

Then the classic "good guy stupidity" syndrome. Having your enemy at your mercy, but instead of killing him (like any normal person) just let him live to give the series ONE more episode in which he can try hunt you down.

and ooooh my god how predictable some of the bad guys are....seriously you cannot call this "twist" anymore because it's so clichéd... the placed assassin playing on his/her looks - who didn't see that coming a thousand miles away.

Not to speak of the husband ..as others already pointed out. Who's only point is to provide some soggy emotional connection, besides being a total unrelatable person by ignoring all the evidence for his wife being alive. The cliché hacker nerd/ conspiracy theorist. And the super naive, brain dead, egocentric hero girlfriend who's only point in the series is to provide reasons for one of the heros to get permanently stalled in his plot progression to drag out the series.

The problem with American TV series I guess is "quantity" over "quality". Have a good idea but use unbelievable stupidity to drag it out and make the good idea, first less good and then wreck it for the second half of the 13 to 14 episodes.

So if you watch it for the action and sets and scenery and you can turn your brain off to these obvious issues it's OK fun. Popcorn entertainment.

************ Update *************** the more episodes I watch the less stars I have to give to this series for pure stupidity of characters. - No don't kill the mercenary who is after you, just nurse him back and be the spec ops with a sole who can't kill a fly - Good guy try to prevent the hidden illigitimately disgraced person the chance to kill the evil senator (luckily that didn't work out ..phew! I was almost at the point to turn off!) - Oh yeah and NO never ever ask the french drug dealer with 50 smartphones in his car to use one to take a video to send via mobile internet to Al Gazira to reveal you are alive and have a Evil Cooperations Operative in custody that tried to kill you......

GOD F* DA* IT! WHY WHY WHY do American TV series always start out good, with a great idea but then suffer from this INCREDIBLE STUPIDITY OF CHARACTERS...WHY!? Are most Americans really that retarded and deprived of any human common sense and the ability to put 1+1 together? I doubt that.

Pay your writers more to have better ideas! Pay your actor stars less! thats the way to success.
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Now You See Me (I) (2013)
6/10
Mediocre entertainment
11 January 2015
As most people already wrote, the twists can be seen coming from a mile away. The final reveal got me a bit off guard as I guess my brain went by the basic Hollywood standards (the foreigner is the "bad guy") but nevertheless, 90% predictable down to the actual "magic tricks".

Especially these magic tricks, however, are the biggest flaw of this movie. If you want to sell "magic" as elaborate tricks you should stay away from CGI effects that do not work in real life and/or you should at least try explain these tricks (especially the complex ones) more so if you already have a debunk character in the movie anyways. Otherwhise you have a merger of tricks and CGI-real-magic, that this movie is trying to permanently deny. The tricks that get explained in the movie are your basic stuff that has been known by every schoolchild since ...I don't know the past 100 years? and their use within the movie is soooo predictable, so many MANY ways of using more clever tricks.... and all failed.

Writing of characters and dialogues definitely not based on reality, and filled with typical American stereotypes of "balancing the world". Just on the main description of this movie and the modern "Robin Hood" image it tries to create. If you rob a bank, this doesn't hurt the "evil" bank (little hint - its ensured!) it hurts the little people that have their money IN the bank.....

Now the good parts: Acting was decent and visually the movie is quite nice, take away the overused 360 camera movements around the main characters.Lots of colors.
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Godzilla (2014)
3/10
Incredible boring drama cheese-fest from start to end
30 August 2014
I have no idea why this movie has more stars than the 1998 American Godzilla version - in comparison that one was extremely stupid, but at least entertaining in it's corniness and did not focus as much on over the top drama. It's a monster movie, not a disaster movie!

I was actually quite excited when the movie started out in Japan and thought it might be so clever as to have it play there - but sadly it changed and went to US...

Godzilla is just a side character, rarely seen in 130minutes the movie mostly focuses on irrelevant rubbish like human side characters (in the most overdone American disaster movie way - looking into the sky with awe waiting for the monster to blow something up..etc), Infantry soldiers preparing to fight the monsters with handguns, or KIDS ...yeey maybe next movie we'll have "the son of Godzilla". WHat is it with American movies and kids that never die... wouldn't it be for once a twist that the kid dies and the father/mother goes out for revenge? Change it up Hollywood! Make me actually give a crap!

The lead character is completely pointless and the movie would have massively benefited from cutting this guy out (die as kid in the first half) and shifting focus on to the Japanese scientist and the lead characters father (the only characters you actually get to know and care about, a bit)!

I watch a Godzilla Movie to be entertained, to laugh at its corniness and not to TRY to root for some random characters I am supposed to feel for but instead wish every second of the movie to die so I can actually see the monsters instead of some forceful rubbish "human disaster drama"

Besides this the military is at its most stupid - beating in its stupidity its predecessors in the classic Godzilla movies, and even the 1998 version...

No real plot twists, predictable...

The only thing worth watching of this movie is the CGI/Mattepainting and about 5 minutes of monster fights at the end.

What a disappointment and waste of time!...so bad I actually felt compelled to write this review....
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47 Ronin (2013)
1/10
Mediocre movie full of cliché "Disney" Hollywood imagery
16 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Too many cliché images of Black/Dark = Evil and Reddish/Warm = Good. More like a Disney cartoon for kids than a serious movie. The Villains are too cliché in their need to kill and murder everyone, and the Good Guys too cliché in their need to protect the smallest farmer (as Samuari of Feudal Japan - not speaking of their "Ronin" status later in the movie). Ridiculous costumes for certain characters do the rest. Cliché Romance between underdog and high ranking woman. Its the 101 of movie making, no surprises, no tension, predictable to the end. The action is also very standart with no surprises or anything remotely noteworthy - standart swordsplay boringly choreographed.

Yes Keanu Reeves plays a more "supporting" character which often helps since he is one of the worst actors I know. But any scene with him certainly does not help this movie.

The movie feels more like either a Kids movie (age 8 to 16) or like a over budgeted film project of some undergrads learning 101 of cliché cinematography and movie writing.

avoid or watch when you have no better options and are bored out of your skull (and as such I count any B&W Japanese Samurai Movie)

Great material butchered by 101 of Hollywood movie making.
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