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Urban Menace (1999)
Vote now to get it in the bottom 100
I disagree with some of the other comments that the film isn't so bad it's funny, I thought this was so bad it was hilarious! Watching Big Pun wearing a Big Pun T shirt and mumbling along reading his lines from a board - I could barely stop laughing through the whole thing. Luckily the final (brutal) cut makes the movie just under an hour. Watch it if you get the chance.
1/10 for acting, directing, story
10/10 for the mumbling fat man
Register your vote, this deserves a bottom 100 place. Just confirms that rappers and movies generally don't mix well!
The Gate (1987)
A cult classic
On the surface this film is nothing special, however it is good solid middle of the road kiddy horror (kidhor). In my mind this knocks the socks off all the modern horrors (modhors) like scream and I don't give a fluck what you did or didn't do whenever! I like my horror and I like The Gate. Ok, so the dialogue is awful but the FX are good and there's even a hint of Peter Jackson in Tibor Takács style (that's Peter Jackson in his Bad Taste/Braindead days).
In summation, a good solid kiddy horror indicative of it's era.
Grunt.