This is a movie with no story. It's set in a locked-up mystery mansion in the middle of nowhere, like all the best whodunnits - except it isn't a whodunnit. The vampire did dunnit. So that whole element of the movie makes no sense.
If you like one-note characters screaming the f-word for two hours, then go for it. So. Much. Yelling. If you're a horror fan, there's nothing here. A theatre kid wiping blood on her face while thunderously loud ballet music is blasted into your ears is not horror. It's boring. If you have kids, you know when they play dress-up and do a dance? It's that. Endlessly.
If this was a children's movie with a bit of spookiness thrown in, it might have been fun. Adding blood and swears does not suddenly make it suitable for an adult with a working brain.
It's a comedy horror for teens who haven't seen any horror, but rated 18 because of course it is.
If you like one-note characters screaming the f-word for two hours, then go for it. So. Much. Yelling. If you're a horror fan, there's nothing here. A theatre kid wiping blood on her face while thunderously loud ballet music is blasted into your ears is not horror. It's boring. If you have kids, you know when they play dress-up and do a dance? It's that. Endlessly.
If this was a children's movie with a bit of spookiness thrown in, it might have been fun. Adding blood and swears does not suddenly make it suitable for an adult with a working brain.
It's a comedy horror for teens who haven't seen any horror, but rated 18 because of course it is.
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