orphicdragon Reviews

Time Trap (2017)

Great premise, garbage execution

[5/10 · 26 November 2018]

There are so many reviewers that go over the plot, you don't need another one. I offer this review as a heads up.

There is so much superfluous useless crap and so little character/ plot development it's a shame. Head into this movie knowing it could have been SO MUCH BETTER. They introduce interesting stories and plots potential characters at the end after an hour of inane prattle and wandering into a "realization " you figured out 20 minutes into the movie. Ask the interesting ideas, characters and potential side plots will be ignored and the ending will be quasi happy and utterly idiotic having pretty much NOTHING to do with any of the things you just watched.

It's not bad, it's definitely not good. What sucks most is that it could have been great. If you can deal with watching so much promise vanish like a fart in the wind, you're good to go giving this a watch.

I hope somebody with some actual skill gets a hold of this idea and produces something amazing. You can FEEL the awesome it could have been. It didn't need money to get there either. Gah, squandered potential.

Try again guys. More story, less teen angst and fake family film schlock. They're was a Goonies, it was awesome. You can't remake that film mmkay? Terrible idea to try.

Spent (2017)

Hot garbage.

[1/10 · 14 January 2018]

Christ I wish I could give this turd a -10 star.

I can't even...

I'll say it like this, "The Room" has oscar quality acting when compared to this abomination. I "spent" most of this abortion cringing in its awfulness. Ewe Boll would call this thing a disgrace to the art of movie making.

Avoid watching this thing, it's sheer awfulness could give you cancer.

Chi-Raq (2015)

It's based on a Greek Comedy folks...solid film.

[7/10 · 3 January 2016]

First for the "haters" negative Nancy crowd: I'm bright white, don't love or hate Lee and don't know squat about Chicago.

I thought this was pretty solid. All the valid intelligent criticism I've seen involves elements tying this to Aristophanes work.

I get it,gangsta's and Aristophanes are not things that are closely associated but darn it fruity arty farty reviewers should have read a freaking Greek play at least once or twice in life.

I think Lee did an awesome job here. I gave a s*** about Chicago. The use of Aristophanes Lysistrata was a brilliant way to illustrate how long humanity has been doing this dumb crap. It's a fantastic way to illustrate just how universal this nonsense is.He managed to tie a modern day cultural issue's to ancient Greece. It's real daggum difficult to call Lysistrata "a black thing" or blame "thugs".

Kiddies, that "weird stuff" and "sing song" is the classic Greek comedy influences. Chi-Raq is a melding of modern culture and ancient Greek comedy. Now, Disney's Hercules ya'll have seen and loved that movie. The muses that sing all the songs you love? Zero to Hero 'member? You 'member...same thing. Keep that in mind when you're watching Chi-Raq.

It's fine if you hate it, not everyone digs it. Not everyone loves Broadway either, but at least judge it for what it is. Don't condemn it because of or due to ignorance.

Literature is history,we've got to remember that and teach the kids better. This is just depressing. Kind of adds to Lee's point/message though doesn't it?

Ah well, at least nobody is screaming about Lee being a bastid patriarch co opting Lysistrata and perverting it for his male needs...yet.

As for me, it was different, interesting in a good way and funny. It had raunchy humor mixed with some higher brow stuff. It was thought provoking and chees-ily preachy at times. There's thought in this. There's concern.

I think what's best,for me anyway, was that somebody left the box FINALLY and looked at this from an entirely new perspective. It's not the same boxed up thugs and gangsta garbage. It's not classic men vs women tropes. I loved it for it's oddities. I loved it for the new angles on age old problems.