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Sand Sharks (2012)
I laughed so hard
I honestly don't know why this got such a bad rap?
I'm not trying to be a "troll" or a dick but I honestly enjoyed it a lot. It came across as what it was meant too be, a movie that was ridiculous to the point where it was funny. A movie to poke fun at when it pokes fun at itself.
I liked that it wasn't hung up on gore (like Piranha(a pointless gorefest)) I'm assuming people took this as a serious horror movie and if so... Wow. It's called sand sharks, sharks that live in the sand (if you didn't already get that).
That aside, the acting suited the movie very much, the characters were great and how they got off that rock made me laugh till my stomach hurt.
It's my first review so please excuse punctuation and I really suggest this movie if you enjoy watching terrible movies to poke fun at.
Piranha 3D (2010)
Gore and tits... Awful.
If I wanted to see boobs I'd search it.
Really I'm assuming that's why this struggled to get above a 4 average but in a world with the internet, it just shouldn't merit anything.
Also a really bad ending though I don't know how I got that far. At least the piranhas didn't look bad. The plot was kinda bad but I guess it would be hard to explain why it would happen, so you can't really ask for more.
It might just be my taste, It may be more than nudity that scored it all the way to a 5.8. I can't say much more about this. To me it was just horrible.