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The Minis (2007)
Stupid
Minis is a film that at first I knew what I was getting myself into and was expecting it to be the worst of the worst, but Minis isn't exactly the worst I have seen ever but it's not exactly a film I like(as for this 3/10 rating). First off, the opening scene is what feels like a home movie from the 80's and the voicing feels poorly dubbed like its mouthing the words or something. Then the opening credits and several shots of the film have painfully colorized annoyingly shot scenes that feel like a YouTube video or something like that. The 3 high notes of Minis are Chevy who is quite entertaining, some of the basketball shots, and the lines of dialogue made by Dennis Rodman. Overall, Minis is a stupidly bad movie that has a few positive parts but with lots of issues such as sloppy camera-work, bad editing, supposed dubbing, and terrible acting.
Carnosaur (1993)
A bland Dino feature.
In the midst of Jurassic Park being released in the summer of 1993 there were multiple cash grabs on the run from Jurassic Park's success from Congo to Godzilla you name it then just a few weeks prior in May of 1993 Carnosaur was released to a very small limited release, and then was released on home video later that year. Carnosaur is one of those films that feels unconnected by that I mean there are a lot of things that needed to be fixed specifically the plot. The plot feels as if there are two things going on once first is this dinosaur going nuts around this small town, and then there is stuff involving the government wanting to go after every citizen and the main antagonist is wanting to impregnate women with dinosaurs. Another downside of the film is that the humans aren't really that great besides Diane Ladd(the antagonist) and the supposed protagonist played by Raphael Sabarge who are amusing to watch on camera. The big plus of the film is how good the dinosaurs look considering the million dollar budget they had, and the kills are the best parts of the film. But overall Carnosaur is a forgettable bland creature feature that fails trying to be Jurassic Park or a fun creature feature.
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)
Solid story but lacks style.
Despite all of the controversies surrounding president candidate Hilary Clinton and her emails involving people being killed in Benghazi on the 11th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Now 3 1/2 years later there is a film based upon the events by Michael Bay(yep that's right) but actually 13 Hours is a decently acted film with a good story but the main problem is the annoying shaky cam. Which is what probably ruins the film is the shaky cam, and the pacing which drags on in the second act of the film. Overall, 13 Hours is nothing in comparison with American Sniper but instead is just a poorly shot film with a decent cast, and alright script. While 13 Hours isn't a horrible movie it's not exactly a good one either.