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The Calling (2002)
Miracles do happen
The lord gave me a near fatal paper cut for reading Michael Chriton's Congo. While in the hospital hoping the lord and his doctors could save my finger I found this on the television. After 2 hours of the droning voice overs, sparsely dressed sets and so much gibberish I fell asleep. Fours days later the paper cut was healed! Praise him!! After that I dedicated my life to selling nonsense to idiots. Someday if I make enough money for the lord I hope he'll tell me what sins he was holding over Faye Dunaway and Brad Dourif that they had to pick up that paycheck.
I am pleased to see the lord has blessed the director with a background role in an ignored Woody Allen film.
Spiderhead (2022)
College film with a budget
106 minutes of very little and Hemsworth never takes his top off. Why bother? It's pretty to look at, they had a lot of money. So that's something, I guess.
I Love That for You (2022)
Not as smart as it wants to be
You need to sit through a lot of Vanessa Bayer and Molly Shannon doing Molly Shannon's old schtick to get to Jennifer Lewis. It's just not funny or worth your time. Kinda disappointed to see Michael Showalter's name on this too.
Captive Audience (2022)
Hulu scraping the bottom of the barrel again
A cheap poorly made documentary about how cheap and poorly made documentaries from the 80's. 1/3 of the "documentary" is clips of I Know My Name is Steven, 1/3 is having the lead actors from the TV movie read transcripts and a 1/3 bland exploitive interviews with the family.