The rekindled fear, Passion, and regrets of women future past. Not unlike my dangerous relationship with my Georgian Russian Ex, forged in the fires of infidelity (unbeknownst to me) which then I knew I had to set her on the path to her husband and to the Christian God she so desperately wanted to meet in heaven.
Reviews
15 Reviews
UFO Hunters
(I) (2008–2009)
Exposed conspiracy cross-breeding Cows & Humans inside womb of COWS for elite to buy spare body parts show got canceled.
8 February 2016
Ufologist Bill Birnes shared inside details dealing with U.S. and the global elite dark agenda, sick-minded projects and the UFO (Nazi UFO?)scientific factual connection catching them in the act 3- times!...then the show got canceled mysteriously?...Elite obviously control the media! Wake up people.
Birnes knows that the History Channel canceled UFO Hunters for a variety of reasons, including the high cost of the show, internal changes at the network, and also because some of the episodes such as on Area 51 were revealing too much information. But unless your a programmed average idiot you can see obviously those facters don't limit other shows that are merely entertainment going 12-Seasons so why would a highly publicaly sought after current subject as UFOs only go 3 seasons with the network Rep. saying to Birnes before the season was over "You steeped on things bigger than you...this is your last season so enjoy it"?!!!.
One episode about anomalies and secret alien bases in the Dulce, New Mexico area (The actual Rosewell) was particularly controversial.
In the program, they spoke with tribal police officers who described seeing various strange animals such as foxes with heads of rabbits. Gabe Valdez, a former state trooper, witnessed a helicopter hovering over a dead cow-- the cow was with calf, so a veterinarian was called to remove it. According to Valdez, what they found was a bovine fetus with a human head, and he took photos of it which were featured in the episode which aired in March of 2009.
In April of 2009, a bill was submitted in the Senate to make it a crime to interbreed humans and animals...SCIENCE FACT! Only a average idiot who cannot just would continue to pretend to be a skeptic that there are no conspiracy. The show being canceled is proof positive if not he content itself.
Birnes knows that the History Channel canceled UFO Hunters for a variety of reasons, including the high cost of the show, internal changes at the network, and also because some of the episodes such as on Area 51 were revealing too much information. But unless your a programmed average idiot you can see obviously those facters don't limit other shows that are merely entertainment going 12-Seasons so why would a highly publicaly sought after current subject as UFOs only go 3 seasons with the network Rep. saying to Birnes before the season was over "You steeped on things bigger than you...this is your last season so enjoy it"?!!!.
One episode about anomalies and secret alien bases in the Dulce, New Mexico area (The actual Rosewell) was particularly controversial.
In the program, they spoke with tribal police officers who described seeing various strange animals such as foxes with heads of rabbits. Gabe Valdez, a former state trooper, witnessed a helicopter hovering over a dead cow-- the cow was with calf, so a veterinarian was called to remove it. According to Valdez, what they found was a bovine fetus with a human head, and he took photos of it which were featured in the episode which aired in March of 2009.
In April of 2009, a bill was submitted in the Senate to make it a crime to interbreed humans and animals...SCIENCE FACT! Only a average idiot who cannot just would continue to pretend to be a skeptic that there are no conspiracy. The show being canceled is proof positive if not he content itself.
Zombie Cats from Mars
(2015)
Youtube Series pretending to be Feature Film
30 November 2015
Ever seen those Youtube Series with super low-grade pathetic props where the actor clings the killing creature/animal to themselves with lame horror tactics played-out the first time you ever seen it?
So much energy was put into the thing you have no choice but to evaluate everyone heading it as incapable of getting getting on the same page as Hollywood.
Way too much high-end, edited up home video lameness which obviously talent wrote, produced, directed, and cast themselves in with only their silly/childish buddies and family members laughing at in theaters merely cause they know someone in it.
A very good example of why it is imperative that IMDb differentiates between TV Series and Web-Series, so idiots do not get away with establishing misleading data on their resumes and profiles and so fourth.
So much energy was put into the thing you have no choice but to evaluate everyone heading it as incapable of getting getting on the same page as Hollywood.
Way too much high-end, edited up home video lameness which obviously talent wrote, produced, directed, and cast themselves in with only their silly/childish buddies and family members laughing at in theaters merely cause they know someone in it.
A very good example of why it is imperative that IMDb differentiates between TV Series and Web-Series, so idiots do not get away with establishing misleading data on their resumes and profiles and so fourth.
Deep Dark
(2015)
A total classic hole-in-the-wall that will draw you deep in!
8 November 2015
Warning: Spoilers
"Deep Dark" brings new descriptors such as medium-hearted for a Indie art-house horror film.
Directed by Michael Medaglia starring Mary McDonald-Lewis, Don Alder, Sean McGrath, Denise Poirier as the "Hole" (ÆON FLUX), and John Nielsen (Transformers).
"Deep Dark" is a wild twisted little journey into thought provoking themes of sinister horror, relationships and new twisted erotic pleasures, which makes it is all the more entertaining and captivating.
Hermann, a failed sculptor, finds a strange talking hole in the wall. The hole has the power to fulfill artists dreams, but at a twisted price, and things go horribly wrong when the killing starts. Hermann is thrust into awkward situations with no way to go stuck between a rock and a hard place and caught with his pants down.
Deep Dark is a twisted tale warning you to be careful what you wish for but at the same time with a twist of love conquers all; even if it is a unlikely relationship...this is the movie's Deep Dark emotional-tagging secret sucking audiences deep in.
The story is a brilliant creation of the sick, insecure, sexual world of control-freaks and their demented twisted-fantasy games and normal head games yet cooled down with refreshing tones of macabre.
A instant cult classic original script even for the critical horror fan and non-horror fan alike. A blunt vision like Quentin Terintino yet with relationship between the characters are authentic and justified keeping you more grounded.
Special effects are kept limited and rightfully so, keeping the film relying on strong actors without over doing it with CGI and cheap modern day tactics etc...a hybrid if you will. Scenes with blood give it good and healthy for the audience craving a prompt to sexual spanking; did I mention sexual?, but there isn't too much for the discerning anti-horror fan, just enough to make the film move along interestingly without any stagnant cliché cheapness or fluff.
This is a bizarre masterpiece that will keep you very entertained even if you aren't the "sharpest tool in the shed" (Ditz) and don't pay attention. It's just as much provocative as bizarre-craziness...enjoy! it while you can; I know Herman did.
P.S. SouthernHorrorFan-User Review wrote "Starring...Erin Hagen"..fact which is obviously a lie...my speaking part was bigger than hers and it sure as heck wasn't starring me so LOL..and be real people!
Directed by Michael Medaglia starring Mary McDonald-Lewis, Don Alder, Sean McGrath, Denise Poirier as the "Hole" (ÆON FLUX), and John Nielsen (Transformers).
"Deep Dark" is a wild twisted little journey into thought provoking themes of sinister horror, relationships and new twisted erotic pleasures, which makes it is all the more entertaining and captivating.
Hermann, a failed sculptor, finds a strange talking hole in the wall. The hole has the power to fulfill artists dreams, but at a twisted price, and things go horribly wrong when the killing starts. Hermann is thrust into awkward situations with no way to go stuck between a rock and a hard place and caught with his pants down.
Deep Dark is a twisted tale warning you to be careful what you wish for but at the same time with a twist of love conquers all; even if it is a unlikely relationship...this is the movie's Deep Dark emotional-tagging secret sucking audiences deep in.
The story is a brilliant creation of the sick, insecure, sexual world of control-freaks and their demented twisted-fantasy games and normal head games yet cooled down with refreshing tones of macabre.
A instant cult classic original script even for the critical horror fan and non-horror fan alike. A blunt vision like Quentin Terintino yet with relationship between the characters are authentic and justified keeping you more grounded.
Special effects are kept limited and rightfully so, keeping the film relying on strong actors without over doing it with CGI and cheap modern day tactics etc...a hybrid if you will. Scenes with blood give it good and healthy for the audience craving a prompt to sexual spanking; did I mention sexual?, but there isn't too much for the discerning anti-horror fan, just enough to make the film move along interestingly without any stagnant cliché cheapness or fluff.
This is a bizarre masterpiece that will keep you very entertained even if you aren't the "sharpest tool in the shed" (Ditz) and don't pay attention. It's just as much provocative as bizarre-craziness...enjoy! it while you can; I know Herman did.
P.S. SouthernHorrorFan-User Review wrote "Starring...Erin Hagen"..fact which is obviously a lie...my speaking part was bigger than hers and it sure as heck wasn't starring me so LOL..and be real people!
Bloodsport
(1988)
#1 - Review of the 1st-Believable Martial Arts film after Bruce Lee's films.
19 October 2015
First, background on Frank Dux, JCVD, and their Bloodsport relationship
Lets clear up facts from ignorant fans since I"m an authority - not merely a fan who researched a tiny bit about Frank Dux who JCVD plays.
Dux claimed -and still claims- to have been taught Ninjitsu as a CIA operative during service in a Top-Secret Full-Contact tournament somewhere on a island in Asia; -nobody can confirm because, again it's top secret; case & point- back when Asian fighters only knew straight-path linear fight techniques but were unfamiliar of Western Boxing-circular techniques and especially the "Death Touch" (Dim Mak) as with coveted Japanese Ninjitsu Clan's (Not tribes). -they would fall for those moves. So it's no surprise Dux unexpectedly won the tournament in real life..."you can't get away with that now...everybody has seen those moves since the 80's martial Arts movement" - Frank Dux - Howard Stern Radio Interview
Talking to people who know Frank Dux personally, claim he's not a amazing fighter, and that Dux impossibly, prematurely, and suspiciously had risen through the Black Belt ranking system during "Bloodsport" with bowing devotees -one even living in Frank's house also quickly and suspiciously risen in many ranks; Is it true?.
After Bloodsport JCVD and Dux battled in court, and nearly got in a fist fight after Dux shouted "That's a lie!". Dux argues JCVD cheated him based on the oral agreements of money due; Is it true?
After Bruce Lee JCVD is the only REAL Martial Arts actor to launch his own career above any other and nobody since. Bolo said in the JCVD Documentary..."After Bruce Lee no one...look around where someone?...no one....why?...think"-(pointing to his head)...meaning JCVD is very clever.
Also, JVCD was "Ivan" in "No Retreat, No Surrender" -a Bruce Lee themed impressive film- and that was a Lead role NOT "a small role" as one ignorant commenter mentioned and there was maybe just as much if not more to appreciated in "Karate Tiger"-(International title) than in "Bloodsport" because of the Jeet Kune Do training factor; that's a story line which, is why movies succeed or fail. Hollywoods steals and revamps instead of creating now days as with "Family Guy" non-sense instead of being original like the Simpsons although in the last several years the Simpsons have a family Guy writer infestation so....
On to BloodSport itself: ******SPOILER ALERT****** There is no Vengeance for Mr. Tanaka's dead son as others have mistakenly commented . Bloodsport is about honoring Tanaka's son who was supposed to enter the tournament representing the Tanaka Clan (Masters Son -car accident) and your Shidoshi/Teachers family Clan BECAUSE the TANAKA Clan's ART "is past down from father to son...father to...son". "Father to SON" key word here. Although FRANK DUX was NOT Mr. Tanaka's lineage ,merely his son's training partner/"punching bag", as Dux argues "You always taught to always have a opened-mind!" So Mr. Tanaka NOT CONTRADICTING his own teachings- trains Frank for the "Kumite" tournament for the prized sword from the iconic sword makers clan.
JCVD is the BEST martial artist to come along in Hollywood -especially in the 80's- after Bruce Lee- with only JCVD's "Lion Heart" coming in 2nd being very similar but having a family story line for general audiences to emotionally appeal to.
-That's the thing about JCVD being smart. For all JCVD's quickness in delivering kicks, he moves just slow enough for average peoples minds to grasp, which was probably learned BTS from Bruce Lee's initial film making mistakes.
Lastely, if you think BloodSport's SUPERB (Credit to the times) acting and sound track were merely bad or okay, you probably didn't catch that Bruce Lee slowed down his kicks because they were real, and should probably keep watching "Family Guy","Friends",and "BirdMan" and other shows intended for average slow-minded handicapped audiences.
Lets clear up facts from ignorant fans since I"m an authority - not merely a fan who researched a tiny bit about Frank Dux who JCVD plays.
Dux claimed -and still claims- to have been taught Ninjitsu as a CIA operative during service in a Top-Secret Full-Contact tournament somewhere on a island in Asia; -nobody can confirm because, again it's top secret; case & point- back when Asian fighters only knew straight-path linear fight techniques but were unfamiliar of Western Boxing-circular techniques and especially the "Death Touch" (Dim Mak) as with coveted Japanese Ninjitsu Clan's (Not tribes). -they would fall for those moves. So it's no surprise Dux unexpectedly won the tournament in real life..."you can't get away with that now...everybody has seen those moves since the 80's martial Arts movement" - Frank Dux - Howard Stern Radio Interview
Talking to people who know Frank Dux personally, claim he's not a amazing fighter, and that Dux impossibly, prematurely, and suspiciously had risen through the Black Belt ranking system during "Bloodsport" with bowing devotees -one even living in Frank's house also quickly and suspiciously risen in many ranks; Is it true?.
After Bloodsport JCVD and Dux battled in court, and nearly got in a fist fight after Dux shouted "That's a lie!". Dux argues JCVD cheated him based on the oral agreements of money due; Is it true?
After Bruce Lee JCVD is the only REAL Martial Arts actor to launch his own career above any other and nobody since. Bolo said in the JCVD Documentary..."After Bruce Lee no one...look around where someone?...no one....why?...think"-(pointing to his head)...meaning JCVD is very clever.
Also, JVCD was "Ivan" in "No Retreat, No Surrender" -a Bruce Lee themed impressive film- and that was a Lead role NOT "a small role" as one ignorant commenter mentioned and there was maybe just as much if not more to appreciated in "Karate Tiger"-(International title) than in "Bloodsport" because of the Jeet Kune Do training factor; that's a story line which, is why movies succeed or fail. Hollywoods steals and revamps instead of creating now days as with "Family Guy" non-sense instead of being original like the Simpsons although in the last several years the Simpsons have a family Guy writer infestation so....
On to BloodSport itself: ******SPOILER ALERT****** There is no Vengeance for Mr. Tanaka's dead son as others have mistakenly commented . Bloodsport is about honoring Tanaka's son who was supposed to enter the tournament representing the Tanaka Clan (Masters Son -car accident) and your Shidoshi/Teachers family Clan BECAUSE the TANAKA Clan's ART "is past down from father to son...father to...son". "Father to SON" key word here. Although FRANK DUX was NOT Mr. Tanaka's lineage ,merely his son's training partner/"punching bag", as Dux argues "You always taught to always have a opened-mind!" So Mr. Tanaka NOT CONTRADICTING his own teachings- trains Frank for the "Kumite" tournament for the prized sword from the iconic sword makers clan.
JCVD is the BEST martial artist to come along in Hollywood -especially in the 80's- after Bruce Lee- with only JCVD's "Lion Heart" coming in 2nd being very similar but having a family story line for general audiences to emotionally appeal to.
-That's the thing about JCVD being smart. For all JCVD's quickness in delivering kicks, he moves just slow enough for average peoples minds to grasp, which was probably learned BTS from Bruce Lee's initial film making mistakes.
Lastely, if you think BloodSport's SUPERB (Credit to the times) acting and sound track were merely bad or okay, you probably didn't catch that Bruce Lee slowed down his kicks because they were real, and should probably keep watching "Family Guy","Friends",and "BirdMan" and other shows intended for average slow-minded handicapped audiences.
Kung Fury
(2015)
Best 80's scene mash-up and tribute that will ever be made!
25 June 2015
The most Spot-on 80's scene references as well as other 20th century references but basically this is the first original film other than LOTR made in the last 15-years!
If you were born after 1990 you need to see this! This is what it was like to live, breath, and FEEL the 80's scene back then when times were actually the best in history like Master Ken says "Everything else is bullshit" (Ameri-Do-Tae)....If your not up to date with that you tube viral Series I pity you.
So keep up to date and research and watch everything made after 1975 in film , music, and TV and you will UNDERSTAND who everything now is bullshit.
If you were born after 1990 you need to see this! This is what it was like to live, breath, and FEEL the 80's scene back then when times were actually the best in history like Master Ken says "Everything else is bullshit" (Ameri-Do-Tae)....If your not up to date with that you tube viral Series I pity you.
So keep up to date and research and watch everything made after 1975 in film , music, and TV and you will UNDERSTAND who everything now is bullshit.
Predator Dark Ages
(2015)
50%Compilation Of Previous Predators 50%Original With Twist Ending!
2 June 2015
Basically, rips-off quite a bit of material from the previous Predator films and merely accepting that to create a reference isn't necessary.
It's kind of a hybrid-rehash which, means it fails 50% in the CREATE ORIGINAL SCRIPT CONTENT area which; is what separates modern mass production films from the era of the late 70's-2000...NOT what quality FILMS ARE ABOUT! Story telling is an art... NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT.
HOWEVER, don't let that blind you from truly RESPECTING and enjoying this short MASTERPIECE because the setting and twists especially in the ending is ORIGINAL and for a Indie short this damn good it sets a new standard and commitment level for the actors involved... although the average big, slow Predator suit and execution failed too.
Absolute stand-alone film! If 100% original version with none of the mistakes I mentioned. A 100% successful Full feature is very possible.
It's kind of a hybrid-rehash which, means it fails 50% in the CREATE ORIGINAL SCRIPT CONTENT area which; is what separates modern mass production films from the era of the late 70's-2000...NOT what quality FILMS ARE ABOUT! Story telling is an art... NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT.
HOWEVER, don't let that blind you from truly RESPECTING and enjoying this short MASTERPIECE because the setting and twists especially in the ending is ORIGINAL and for a Indie short this damn good it sets a new standard and commitment level for the actors involved... although the average big, slow Predator suit and execution failed too.
Absolute stand-alone film! If 100% original version with none of the mistakes I mentioned. A 100% successful Full feature is very possible.
Wild
(I) (2014)
Glorifying Sin to pay Reese's bills and perpetuate modern-Hollywood
27 May 2015
Audiences don't NEED to once again -for the millionth time- fall into the modern-Hollywood trap of mindlessness as Reese's sweet body sins in film to pay her bills, and that IS NOT undisputed proof of "Male- dominated Hollywood"...actors all yield to the industry game because of character break-downs.
If you think actual repenting/changing yourself and so called "inspiration" only comes from running away FROM yourself, to a different location (PCT) yet CONTINUING your sins? I'm sorry, but your FOOLING YOUR SELF AGAIN...it IS NOT that easy people. Wake up, Do yourselves a favor, stop the excuses unlike Reese's character, with childish irrational behavior, that ONLY benefit YOU because you WANT a quick fix to ALL your self-destructive issues that took YEARS of illogical thinking processes.
Good news, accepting the facts laid out can help you judge properly what movies need...A SCRIPT as a foundation; Sorrow isn't enough to claim inspiration or a story that needs to be told, we can reflect on our own bullshit same as soviet culture does making depressing films based on dwelling in the negative and this film is nothing but that...congratulations Hollywood for continuing to show how easy it is to make films now days.
If you think actual repenting/changing yourself and so called "inspiration" only comes from running away FROM yourself, to a different location (PCT) yet CONTINUING your sins? I'm sorry, but your FOOLING YOUR SELF AGAIN...it IS NOT that easy people. Wake up, Do yourselves a favor, stop the excuses unlike Reese's character, with childish irrational behavior, that ONLY benefit YOU because you WANT a quick fix to ALL your self-destructive issues that took YEARS of illogical thinking processes.
Good news, accepting the facts laid out can help you judge properly what movies need...A SCRIPT as a foundation; Sorrow isn't enough to claim inspiration or a story that needs to be told, we can reflect on our own bullshit same as soviet culture does making depressing films based on dwelling in the negative and this film is nothing but that...congratulations Hollywood for continuing to show how easy it is to make films now days.
The Human Experiment
(2013)
Film & C2C-Am Radio know NOT dis-information previous reviewers!
25 August 2014
This is the first of many documentaries with emerging UNDISPUTED DATA that the Gov/FDA and Monsanto company since 1901 OBVIOUSLY have an agenda to poison, kill, and leave the American public helpless, IGNORANT guinea pigs begging the pharmaceutical companies to finish us off with pain pills after multiple-level chemical exposures from birth.
If that wasn't enough as you can see or research when you go to the Guinea pig feeding troff commercial "grocery" store Genentically altered (GMO) foods are unnatural seeds that additionally have been grown and covered in chemicals and in many cases rinsed in chemicals(Tap Water).
For thousands of years the world was free of America's constant health problems. But since Amercia's food was tainted with chemicals and then exported it's now become the WORLD'S problem....HELLO!
If anything the world should be raging war against America NOT the other way around with 9/11 propaganda...this is one of the reasons the Middle East -now religious fanatics- won't ever stop gorilla tactics! They believe God's 100% and don't break that covenant for ANY reason and that includes...yep, you guessed it...The land of the FREE and under GOD?
If that wasn't enough as you can see or research when you go to the Guinea pig feeding troff commercial "grocery" store Genentically altered (GMO) foods are unnatural seeds that additionally have been grown and covered in chemicals and in many cases rinsed in chemicals(Tap Water).
For thousands of years the world was free of America's constant health problems. But since Amercia's food was tainted with chemicals and then exported it's now become the WORLD'S problem....HELLO!
If anything the world should be raging war against America NOT the other way around with 9/11 propaganda...this is one of the reasons the Middle East -now religious fanatics- won't ever stop gorilla tactics! They believe God's 100% and don't break that covenant for ANY reason and that includes...yep, you guessed it...The land of the FREE and under GOD?
The Philadelphia Experiment
(2012 TV Movie)
Especially good for modern SYFY ended Sci-Fi channel Era films.
24 April 2014
Has everything considering the REAL Philadelphia Experiment was actually a real top secret event that has come to be known to the public through the years. This "SYFY Channel Original" leaves off where the original 1984 film did, and is impressive for a SYFY low-budget film not to be confused with SCI-Fi Channel original channel title; which was a completely different Era in Sci-Fi films, where you couldn't discern Low-budget films from high budget.
Of course, from an actor point-of-view -which is higher judging ability; which this review is of course - the 80's through the 90's had superior talent industry in general not to be confused with todays "Disney channel actors"; case & point.
The old pro actors had such a dry script however, they pulled-off a decent Sci-Fi film because the true Philedelphia event as mentioned before in fact occurred even according to the Government and military records which cannot be falsified; case & point. Truths isn't conjured-up to be entertainment, that's why all these films on the Philadelphia military Experiment are not so "Hollywood" bull jacked up and is what made this movie work.
Only thing the script could have improved upon like all documentary based stories is to give us some real answers on the event finally NOT fictional ones that end like a Kevin Trudea installment where your left with more questions then answers.
Of course, from an actor point-of-view -which is higher judging ability; which this review is of course - the 80's through the 90's had superior talent industry in general not to be confused with todays "Disney channel actors"; case & point.
The old pro actors had such a dry script however, they pulled-off a decent Sci-Fi film because the true Philedelphia event as mentioned before in fact occurred even according to the Government and military records which cannot be falsified; case & point. Truths isn't conjured-up to be entertainment, that's why all these films on the Philadelphia military Experiment are not so "Hollywood" bull jacked up and is what made this movie work.
Only thing the script could have improved upon like all documentary based stories is to give us some real answers on the event finally NOT fictional ones that end like a Kevin Trudea installment where your left with more questions then answers.
300: Rise of an Empire
(2014)
Don't compare Apples with Oranges...previous review just pee-ons!
23 April 2014
Warning: Spoilers
As with LOTR-film trilogy, you don't compare individual chapters...it's ONE WHOLE STORY and none will ever be as good as the start of a story; case & point.
Negative or love story based previous reviews should be ignored obviously....they are small-minded, female child's view point on a MAN'S historical action film with blood and gore? It's like me watching Russian made family films and complaining about the lack of action, blood, and gore; case & point.
As a professional Portland based actor, I understand how movies should be made, acted out, edited and so on. This one had okay acting but could have used more emotion but that's also partially up to the writers so?... editing and visual-flow feels pretty much same as original 300.
Completely re-writing the script; early, actually making Xerces a "God King", defeats the ENTIRE purpose of the original 300- masterpiece...pretty much destroyed it for most audiences from that point forward. C'Mon realize WRITERS, your dealing with producer's, millions here; the film doesn't RELY on making Xerces SUPERNATURAL.
Won factor that makes-or-breaks a film is To-Be-expected script regurgitation from films that are not original -it turns into SNL parody- in particular, the mid-battle rally speeches to soldiers...it sucked and gets EVEN stupider as the music slowly combines to attempt to Set-the-mood....emotion comes naturally NOT induced; it's not Family Guy-cheap-crap....you can't get away with that.
Finally, this film did not impress or surprise me in any shape, way, or form. This will change once Only the original Directors are ALOUD to direct franchises....do you think LOTR could have been shot by anyone other than Peter Jackson? the Only exception I know is Conan and Conan 2. but that was back in what I call the Talent Era (70's-90's).
Negative or love story based previous reviews should be ignored obviously....they are small-minded, female child's view point on a MAN'S historical action film with blood and gore? It's like me watching Russian made family films and complaining about the lack of action, blood, and gore; case & point.
As a professional Portland based actor, I understand how movies should be made, acted out, edited and so on. This one had okay acting but could have used more emotion but that's also partially up to the writers so?... editing and visual-flow feels pretty much same as original 300.
Completely re-writing the script; early, actually making Xerces a "God King", defeats the ENTIRE purpose of the original 300- masterpiece...pretty much destroyed it for most audiences from that point forward. C'Mon realize WRITERS, your dealing with producer's, millions here; the film doesn't RELY on making Xerces SUPERNATURAL.
Won factor that makes-or-breaks a film is To-Be-expected script regurgitation from films that are not original -it turns into SNL parody- in particular, the mid-battle rally speeches to soldiers...it sucked and gets EVEN stupider as the music slowly combines to attempt to Set-the-mood....emotion comes naturally NOT induced; it's not Family Guy-cheap-crap....you can't get away with that.
Finally, this film did not impress or surprise me in any shape, way, or form. This will change once Only the original Directors are ALOUD to direct franchises....do you think LOTR could have been shot by anyone other than Peter Jackson? the Only exception I know is Conan and Conan 2. but that was back in what I call the Talent Era (70's-90's).
Cell Count
(2012)
Produced amazingly, but people got lost in the story.
15 June 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Everything was produced and shot very well including some of the best actors anywhere.
It's a new original "take" on Sci-Fi and I really enjoyed it. However, a lot of the audience including me felt that they got a little lost in the story even in the end because the film uses good suspense strategies to keep you out of the "know" on how and why everything is going on, and there really isn't any absolute resolution because, it's really set-up well -maybe too well- for part 2.
With Special guests Ted Rooney, and Alec Baldwin it's a sure winner especially, when Alec Baldwin comes in at the end to save the day sporting a few machine guns unveiling his hood as the get-away driver with a school bus?...awesome!!! Definitely ignore the review rating on this one.
it's the kind of Sci-Fi terror that you can take seriously and laugh at sometimes as well but that doesn't mean it's "bad acting" or a bad film overall. Watch it!
It's a new original "take" on Sci-Fi and I really enjoyed it. However, a lot of the audience including me felt that they got a little lost in the story even in the end because the film uses good suspense strategies to keep you out of the "know" on how and why everything is going on, and there really isn't any absolute resolution because, it's really set-up well -maybe too well- for part 2.
With Special guests Ted Rooney, and Alec Baldwin it's a sure winner especially, when Alec Baldwin comes in at the end to save the day sporting a few machine guns unveiling his hood as the get-away driver with a school bus?...awesome!!! Definitely ignore the review rating on this one.
it's the kind of Sci-Fi terror that you can take seriously and laugh at sometimes as well but that doesn't mean it's "bad acting" or a bad film overall. Watch it!
Best Comedy Feature in a long time!
22 April 2013
The ONLY draw back is that you'll laugh non-stop possibly missing some dialogue. An EPIC Comedy featuring actor Gems of Portland, Oregon. This film is so original and amazing that it feels like it was casted with in L.A. working working actors. After watching this you'll be saying to yourself who found and grouped all these actors together? During credit shots you'll feel like your having a good old flash-back of the 80's, its ALL ORIGINAL and totally show cases PDX and let's you wrap your head around why Oregon is becoming known as "North Hollywood" probably the best part of all is it's so insanely hilarious that you WANT to see it again.
Worst Hostel type film ever produced!...Herold to the "End of days".
11 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Sick "SAW" type mindless, on-screen, non-sense ever!
Hostel 1 and 2 is worth watching; but not Human Centipede. Who would even waste their time to try and pitch that garbage? The Director only produced it to make money off of mindless pee-on fan who like only mindless carnage; and they are the same type of Mentally under developed minds (if you can call them that) that watch Family Guy instead of the Simpsons, because they don't pay attention enough to have the preconceived knowledge to understand cultural-based comedy.
Do not even waste any amount of your precious life viewing this film. Your better-off spending years training to become a FBI Agent and reviewing sick, crazy real X-Files then to waste your time indulging society in watching this garbage, I already got sucked into it by a friend. Don't make that mistake ...hurry run! run for your life!
Hostel 1 and 2 is worth watching; but not Human Centipede. Who would even waste their time to try and pitch that garbage? The Director only produced it to make money off of mindless pee-on fan who like only mindless carnage; and they are the same type of Mentally under developed minds (if you can call them that) that watch Family Guy instead of the Simpsons, because they don't pay attention enough to have the preconceived knowledge to understand cultural-based comedy.
Do not even waste any amount of your precious life viewing this film. Your better-off spending years training to become a FBI Agent and reviewing sick, crazy real X-Files then to waste your time indulging society in watching this garbage, I already got sucked into it by a friend. Don't make that mistake ...hurry run! run for your life!
Ice Planet
(2001)
ICE Planet IS HOT 11 out of 10!
3 November 2011
Sets the standard for SCi-Fi Channels regular lame-regurgitations while leaving even the most skeptical Fan breathless with amazement! And perfectly leaves the door open for a part 2 which we are ready to kill for!!! I won't to act in part 2 and I'm not taking no for an answer..Extrasonly.com Andrew David Ford.
Those who don't care for it and are blind I got news for you...you blind natural-born-loser ingrate who wouldn't no your ass-hole from a Gay-club glory-hole go and judge your worthless blood line as in bred before you even try and judge anything higher ... like this superb Sci-Fi Blockbuster!
Those who don't care for it and are blind I got news for you...you blind natural-born-loser ingrate who wouldn't no your ass-hole from a Gay-club glory-hole go and judge your worthless blood line as in bred before you even try and judge anything higher ... like this superb Sci-Fi Blockbuster!
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