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Knock at the Cabin (2023)
As Jim Gaffigan once said "whose watching this crap"
Huge M Night fan, really disappointed he would direct this junk. Plot was bland, looking at the cover image and reading the plot before watch sounded super interesting but fell flat. To sum it up you'll start watching it and it will look pretty interesting a giant man talking with a little girl. And all the sudden more people start approaching and the girl gets scared and runs inside to tell her parents. The group tries to enter the house. That ends all the excitement, they get in the home and everyone ends up in dead and airplanes start flying out of the sky. All I can say is don't waste your time, no twist included just a giant crap sandwich.
Arrested Development: Meat the Veals (2005)
The Best Episode Ever!!
If you are looking for the best episode ever on the Arrested Development Series, this would be it! It will make you laugh literally every scene. Highlights are as others have posted, Franklin #1. Franklin is Gob's African American Puppet and the funnest puppet every. These puppet scenes will have you laughing your @ss off! #2 funnest part has to be Tobias as Miss Feather bottom. If you thought Tobias couldn't be funnier than he already is, you will be blown away by his performance as Miss Feather bottom, one word hilarious. And #3 would just have to be Michael (spoiler) making love with Mrs Veal. Any ways I'll leave it at that watch it you will love it!
Arrested Development: Colony Collapse (2013)
Ohhh soooo disappointed...
Just to give you a little background, I am literally the biggest Arrested Development fan in the world! I LOVE every single episode of arrested and give them all 10 stars! This episode though was a big disappointment, and I'll tell you why. Gob is such an amazing character, he makes the show for the part he has. But the performance and the depiction they put him in for this episode is not funny and confusing. The magic show he performs tries to and hard to be funny. To end this, I don't know if it's this episode or the other Gob episode for season four but *here is a spoiler* Gob is depicted as being Gay!! Wow way to ruin the best character on the show!! What the crap this isn't Will and Grace ha, Gob was such an amazing character and they ruined him from this new episode. Any ways to end this rant ha, I feel strongly if you love this show and love Gob as a character, skip this episode, you will be thankful you did!
The Life Zone (2011)
Again Not A Scary Movie!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not agree more with everyone who has posted so far. I as well fell into the trap of thinking it was a horror flick(because they are the best!). This sadly was not in the least bit classified as a horror film. I as well am a conservative, and I was stunned at the propaganda that they threw out. It seems as if they are possibly trying to make a political statement as either pro-life of pro-choice, but it doesn't seem to help either side. It's offensive to both political stances and makes you feel a little uncomfortable and confused on what's going on. It says on the back of the movie there is a twist..... yeah freaking right, the movie ends horribly. To end if there is any part of this film that describes any horror its the screenplay, plot, and acting. If there was any possible way to give this movie a negative it would be my vote!