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Breaker! Breaker! (1977)
Stupid Redneck,Hillbilly, Karate Movie\
the stupidest, Trucker.karate,hillbilly,"movie" ever made. Chuck Norris with blonde hair. This phony movie made me ill. I am watching it now,but I don;t know how long I can take it. Awful,Bad,terrible acting,directing,any other category that you can think off. This makes rednecks look good, Chuck Norris could never act. He acts like he came from another planet and can not understand whats happening. I grade this one star.Its degrading sterotype.Hillbillys.truckers,Redneck,Cops..this movie is so bad I can't think of anymore words to describe it . Even in 1977 this would have been considered bad. I think that they tried to get on the same bandwagon as those "smokey and the Bandit movies which were equally stupid movies. But they had I little more story line and acting. this is just a complete stupid,moron movie.
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Great Musical talent, But they forgot how to act,write,direct
when you have the Muscial talent lined up in this movie and you still screw it up. I was disappointed.Silly stupid writing ,the story made no sense.It started out great,John Belushi gets released from Joliet and it goes down from there .How can you screw up when you have James Brown, Ray Charles. The stupid Hotel scene.The ridiculous Head Mother scene.the Twiggy character,John Belushi was not an actor.He was an SNL comedian.Akroyd the same thing. It just made no sense . The stupid scene at the country western Club.What was that all about.throwing bottles at the stage for 5 minutes.Allegedly John Landis and Akroyd wrote this.It would have been a 5 minute sketch on SNL.They tried to make it a full length movie.What was that continued illogical scene with Carrie Fisher? No one could act in this movie.They looked like they were lost.OK the Musicans are not expected to act.But the scene at Chicago City hall.Trying to pay a non existent tax bill.Silly,everyone in the world knows there are no taxes on Religious institutions.Who made up this silly story??It looks like it got out of control. I paid online to watch this $3.99 online. thank God I didn't buy this movie.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
Ed Wood was a genius, Master of the Bad Movies
where do you start with Ed Wood's Jr. Masterpiece. First,Bela Lugosi was so far over the hill you would need binoculars to see him. In those days they had "B" movies.This would be rated way below ,maybe a D-.or F+. Tor Johansson was terrible,He could not act.the rest of the cast nobody knows. I don't remember this movie ever being shown in any movie house. The miracle is how ED Wood Jr. got this movie made. Johnny Depp did Ed justice by accepting the role of ED Wood Jr.It was hysterical. Back to the movie. Plan 9. There are some many bad things that happen in this movie. cardboard headstones ,I love this movie.The dialog, Zombie vampires rise up and invade the living world. Because solarnite is doing something to the universe?? What? The Budget must have gone to after production costs.like the film processing. editing, and Bela Lugosi drugs. When he died during filming,they replaced him with ED Woods chiropractor. I will watch this movie tonight and maybe watch Beast of Yuca Flats.which was also best of the Bad.
Safari Drums (1953)
Bomba the Jungle Boy
What can you say about Safari Drums. Bomba is a white man-Boy. wearing a leopard loin cloth,who lives in the Jungle. He has no job,no clothes no monies, no credit cards or cell phones. they made a few of these Bomba boy movies in the 1950's. I only remember the Tarzan movies. They were like B movies. The script were always the same. white men come to the Jungle to shoot wild animals,smuggle animals for the zoo,shoot movies of wild animals fighting etc. The stories were contrived.they appeared as the second feature movie on the marquee. It hard to write anything about these Bomba movies because they were not bad and not good. If you like Jungle Boy movies, Tarzan movies you might like Bomba, he got left in the Jungle when Tarzan and Jane left the Jungle for Hollywood and left Bomba the Jungle boy to hunt,fish,learn to read and write English from Johnny Weismuller before he left Africa/. Did Bomba the Jungle boy ever have a girlfriend.?
The Great Sioux Massacre (1965)
Custers last Movie, Terrible ,Acting, Writing, Directing,
After watching this movie, I can understand why Custer was killed.. Phony, terrible acting, If thats what they call this.Horrible,Directing,terrible screenplay. Terrible phony film editing. All the Indians are white people dressed up in Indian costumes.There is nothing authentic about this "film" there is not much else you can say about a completely crappy movie.Columbia must have been desperate to finance this stupid movie .This is a complete insult to Indians ,Soldiers, civilians. I was laughing at some of the stupid dialog.Columbia or the distributors don't list how much money they lost making this movie.I thought Joseph cotton was a good actor. He must have been down on his luck when he accepted this role. He looks like he was drunk throughout the movie. The cast is mismatched .Darren McGavin looks like he never rode a horse in his life and that phony southern accent. The guy that plays Custer looks like a Hollywood stunt man tripping over his crappy lines . The Indians speak with new York accents, This is a total disgrace.The Indians are from another movie made 10 years earlier. I thought it was a comedy. They based the F troop. on this stupid movie.These Studios should not be permitted to make phony,crappy,wanna be Indian massacre movies. After 15 minutes you will wish they massacred the actors.
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
Bill Murray vehicle, pretentious,contrived. silly.I 'm not laughing !
A Bill Murray vehicle which is all over the road. Pee Wee Herman would have made a better secret agent. The writers pulled out all the B movie plots to write this. Bill Murray "Secret Agent" in London, falls into a "secret plot" to kill some Prime Minister.A Call girl to the British Defense Minister has "secret letters" that means absolutely nothing to anyone. Russian "secret" agents grab Murray and hold him for something.Scotland yard is looking for Bill Murray who are as competent as Pee Wee Herman finding his Bicycle at the Alamo.The British Secret Service agents are older then the Queen. There is a summit between Russian,British,German,American Embassadors and absolutely no security at a Hotel in London. Meanwhile Russian agents want to torture Bill Murray for some unknown and stupid reason kind of like the three stooges.Anyway an old Gezzer couple dressed in leather are performing S&M acts,absolutely hideous script.What moron wrote this movie. ?Why would any good actor agree to appear in this movie.It states that it cost $20,000,000 to make this movie. unless I read this wrong.It grossed like $10,000,000 worldwide.
Judge Priest (1934)
A stupid movie about Dixie and keeping the South under Slavery
What the hell is Will Rogers doing in this movie.Will Rogers and all these old Gezzers shouting about Dixie.The Fox Studio must have been desperate to make a crappy movie about a man accused of some wrong doing and being exonerated for being brave in a confederate Battle,I thought the South lost the war. because you would never know.Total crap. Whats heroic about the keeping of slaves?? This is the same inhumanness that kept people in bondage and your trying to portray the Confederate Army as Heroic. total crap.This was an excuse to portray the South as Heroic. I am embarrassed to watch this stupid movie and explain to some young people about what the civil war was about, and more disgraceful they used poor Negroes to play Dixie songs outside the courthouse.and then parade them through town. what a total disgrace. there was nothing funny about slavery,there is nothing funny about War.Insulting to Americans and all free peoples.
The Pianist (2002)
Powerful,Realistic ,Masterpiece of Directing ,Polanski at his Best
I have watched this movie at least 4 times. This is about survival at its worst.This movie is a masterpiece from my perspective.It is exactly what it is.no pretense ,you must survive at any or all costs.Murder,suicide by jumping out the window.People being starved,shot in the head,burned,gassed,run over.a nightmare that lasted for 5 years. This is the real thing. Polanski is witness to all of this.this is first hand reporting of what happened in Poland. No propaganda ,romanticing the war,holocaust,whatever you want to call it. Its Polanski at his best.To believe Chicago won the Best Picture of the year means absolutely nothing. This movie is not a song and dance silly movie. There is no award for making this movie.Its a documented story of the worst nightmare you could have.I wouldn't worry about not winning any awards.There are no awards for this kind of "movie" Would you give an award,for murder,suicide,death,misery,starvation being gassed and burned.a Holocaust of a movie experience.
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
Silly ,Ludicrous .German Concentration Officers speaking Proper English
The silly, ludicrous idea that most of the principal actors are speaking proper English does not make this film work for me.Review the following Movie. "the Pianist" directed by Roman Polanski ,and you would understand. Could they not hire acting coaches or legitimate people from these countries. I assume where the concentration camps were located. I assume Poland. Watching German Officers speaking proper English is totally wrong. At least the Officers should have some German accent. It makes me believe the arrogant English wanted for some reason an all English cast. Sllly. I can't take this movie seriously. Tell the producers and directors to go back to film school."If you like English accents watch "Harry Potter" it probably more realistic then this stupid ,insulting depiction of "The Holocaust" Anyone who thinks this is a good movie is not a Proper English critic. Do not watch this movie. Speaking "Drawing room English in a concentration camp. The Director must have been a moron