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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012)
I wanted the balloon to pop. I wanted it to pop so bad.
15 December 2015 - 4 out of 4 users found this review helpful.
If they don't have to try, why on earth should I try?
Brief notes:
- The sets look and feel like an enlarged preschool playpen. It didn't look the least bit natural, engaging, or inviting.
- The sing-a-long sections really didn't work for me. The film was so robotic that no energy could have possibly been transferred to it's audience.
- The script is the most lifeless, "I am a functioning product" of 2012.
- The costumes are so stiff and stilted that I felt bad for the actors for the entire length of the film
- The shot linger for uncomfortable amount of time. This isn't a one time thing either, this is like every scene
This movie is bad. This movie is awful. This movie is atrocious. This movie is stupid. This movie is insulting. This movie is damaging to my psyche. This movie is lazy as sin. This movie is a sin. This movie is other synonyms for bad such as the ones I'm about to mention. This movie is defective. This movie is horrendous. This movie is undesirable. This movie is putrid. This movie is decayed? This movie is depraved of anything resembling quality.
Christopher Lloyd is boring in this movie. Frankly, I'm impressed.
This movie is worthless. This movie is naughty, naughty, naughty. This movie is a disaster. This movie is trash. This movie is garbage. This movie is rubbish. This movie is nothing. This movie is a sniveling piece of annoying dangling snot that when you try to rub it off, it just sticks to the side of your face. This movie is ugly. This movie is condescending. This movie is demeaning. This movie is MADE BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE CREATED SEPARATE ACCOUNTS TO INCREASE THE RATINGS. AT ONE POINT, THIS FILM WAS WELL OVER AN 8 BECAUSE OF IT. THINK ABOUT THAT. This movie is annoying. This movie is tedious. This movie is a little grating after a while, to be frank. This movie is a stinky piggy. This movie is terrifying. This movie is lame. This movie is unpleasant. This movie is repulsive. This movie is revolting. This movie is inspiring.
If these people can make a feature length, wide release film, then maybe one day I can to.
This movie is insane. This movie is inane. This movie is incapable to function. This movie is boring. This movie is abhorrent. This movie is disgusting. This movie is despicable. This movie is disposable. This movie is irritating. This movie is ludicrous. This movie is insufferable. This movie is pretentious by the sheer fact that it thinks it is allowed to exist. This movie is a stain. This movie is pathetic. This movie is death. This movie is a scam.
Overall, I wouldn't recommend it. If you are in need of a family film for movie night, here are some suggestions for better options:
- Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
- Anything else.
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