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Child's Play (2019)
1/10
An Enjoyably Cheesy Piece of Trash!
3 July 2019
In 1988, we were introduced to the killer doll CHUCKY in Tom Holland's 'Child's Play'; in the film, a young boy named Andy Barclay receives a present on his birthday in the form of a playful Good Guy Doll, who is in fact possessed by the soul of serial killer Charles Lee Ray. Once Chucky's true intentions are revealed, it is up to Andy's mother Karen and Detective Mike Norris to stop the doll from doing whatever it wants to do.

The film was a critical and financial success, and proved so popular that it was followed by a string of sequels of varying quality. Child's Play 2 in 1990 was a solid follow up which cemented Chucky's charming personality and the humorous tone the series would be known for, Child's Play 3 was rushed to screens as a tired and clunky threequel which failed in the public eye, Bride of Chucky was a return to form, adding comedy to the mix, Seed of Chucky was... just bizarre, and Curse and Cult of Chucky returned back to form, proving that there was still life in the little red-headed terror!

Of course, after 30 years, Chucky was due for a remake. How does it hold up? Well...

Let's discuss the major changes to the premise... and it IS major. In the original film, Chucky is brought to life through the magic of voodoo. A very silly concept, but it worked in its execution because it immediately established lore and a motive you could get behind. Charles Lee Ray was dying, so he transferred his soul into this innocent doll, and the rest of the story takes shape. This one goes for an updated, and somewhat more realistic approach.

In this version, Chucky is a My Buddi doll that is a high tech gadget for kids. He can play and sit with your child and control your TV and other device, etc. His programming goes haywire because of a disgruntled employee and that is why he is given sadistic tendencies. It's far fetched, and gets VERY far fetched later in the film. Overall, the premise works well. I found it to be an inventive concept. It's not perfectly executed, but it meshes well for the story the filmmakers wanted to tell... and it gives Chucky a sense of power over his prey and actually lets us have a very thrilling climax.

The score was written and composed by Bear McCreary of The Walking Dead and is excellent. It conveys the sweetness and creepiness whenever needed and the film incorporates its themes perfectly. I can't fault this score. As an added bonus, anybody who follows Bear McCreary on social media knows that he created this score entirely out of children's toys, and the result is nothing more than unique and inventive. I sincerely hope that McCreary is awarded for his efforts at the Academy Awards because the entire score was a stroke of genius.

No film would be anything at all if it weren't for the actors, and the characters that they portray. In this instance, the characters are near enough the same as the original film.

Andy Barclay is played by young actor Gabriel Bateman, and is noticeably a lot older than his 1988 counterpart, which makes the idea that he is given a doll as a birthday present kind of ridiculous. But a line spoken mentions the ridiculousness of it and they play it off as a joke gift. Bateman plays the character well and comes across as a very intelligently written and sympathetic lead. Andy's mother, Karen is portrayed by Aubrey Plaza, who I initially thought of as too young for this role, but again, they mention it as some kind of teen pregnancy, which adds to the "struggling mum" angle effectively. She played her part well, but I felt that he was horrendously underused. On a plus side, she has great chemistry with her on-screen son.

There's a batch of Stranger Things kids who are tacked on, underdeveloped and uninteresting so I'm not going to dabble on them too much. They were fine. Some supporting players are very over the top, but the stand out performance HAS to go to Brian Tyree Henry as Detective Mike Norris. Never in a modern horror film has there ever been a more charismatic, charming, funny and completely likable character than this iteration of the character. He acts as a true friend for Andy, and provides a lot of comic relief.

Like Plaza though, he is really underused. He is sort of in and out to look at dead bodies, and there isn't really a showcase of his detective skills. I would have much preferred he be given a beefier role, and perhaps have him be the main focus that we follow throughout the story.

Finally, lets get to Chucky himself. Now, I know that replacing Brad Dourif as the voice of the titular doll was always going to be a kick in the balls. Dourif is simply irreplaceable. However, casting a powerhouse voice over performer like Mark Hamill was always going to deliver good results. Hamill gives us a kudos performance as not only a creepy Chucky, but a sweet, kind-hearted Chucky, too. As this version is an out of control AI, and he adapts to his environment and Andy, I found him entirely endearing. Unfortunately, his character does NOT grow into the quip-happy maniacal Chucky we have grown to love. He actually stays the same naïve doll throughout and it simply doesn't fit. He comes off as like a child. It doesn't work. He needed to evolve.

Let's talk about the cinematography a little bit, director Lars Klevberg and cinematographer Brendan Eugama delivered a nicely shot, visually stunning horror film that had no right to look as good as it did. It's always great when every frame in a film like this makes you interested in what you're seeing. Let's be honest, nobody walks into a slasher film expecting good cinematography, and I'm glad that they didn't go for a gritty, shaky Platinum Dunes look.

I've spoken about the Chucky character, now lets talk about his look... it's bad... really, really bad. Chucky looks so cheap, and there is no emoting from the puppet and he just looks weird. There are a few shots where he looks fine, and of course when he is just a doll he looks good. But seeing this thing barely move it's face for an hour and a half, it just looks silly. Supposedly the production team spent six weeks building Chucky and it definitely shows. He is seriously ugly. No parent would want to buy this. I'd slap my mom across the face if she bought me this. I'd rather have a cuddle with the movie version of Sonic the Hedgehog.... before the fixes.

The film almost makes up for it with some really brutal and inventive kills. But, I wont spoil them for you here.

For my final thoughts of the film I am very mixed. I saw it with my brother and he absolutely hated it, which made for a fun discussion afterwards. All I can say is that this film is purely schlock of the highest order. Its script is clunky, performances are over the top at times, it's got a ridiculous premise, it's gory and the effects suck.

I was entertained. I enjoyed the film and I laughed a lot. And, if a film like this can make me laugh and entertain me... then it's done its job.

I'm glad that this movie is successful; I'm looking forward to possible sequels. I give it 3 out of 5 and I hope you get the same enjoyment out of it as I did.
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It (I) (2017)
8/10
IT- "You'll Float, too..."
20 September 2017
It's fair to say that recently, Hollywood has had an over reliance and abundance of horror remakes and "re-imaginings", from 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' to 'Halloween' to 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'- all with varying degrees of critical and financial success (although, they tend to make the BIG BUCKS. Most of the time, we don't need them, but every once in a while a remake comes along and knocks it out of the park and into the sewer drain!

I'm talking, of course, of 'IT'. The success of this film has been extraordinary. After the announcement of another film version of Stephen King's most bizarre book, and its shaky production, it's safe to say that it has all paid off tremendously well! The film-makers have created a fun, creepy, funny and at times heart-warming coming of age tale that really takes you by surprise when the surprises are thrust upon you. A film about friendship, fear and love... and balloons.

Let me start of by saying that this is not a perfect horror film. In fact it's in no way that terrifying (to me, anyway). The scares, at times come of as cheap and predictable, and that's something that Director Andy Muschietti should have tried to avoid with this particular film. It's something that modern horror has made a trend of... silence... silence... JUMP!

The Losers Club are fantastic. These child actors have created such real and enduring characters and they're such a joy to watch. In particular, Jaeden Lieberher as Stuttering Bill, Jeremy Ray Taylor as Ben, the adorable Sophia Lillis as Beverly and Finn Wolfhard as Richie Tozier. The entire ensemble do incredibly well, but those four happen to be my personal stand-outs.

However, the stand-out of all the stand-outs (and the centre of the marketing ploy that has got millions flocking to the cinemas) is Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Never before in the World of horror have we had such an ambitious and mesmerising performance. From the voice, the astonishing make-up and costume, the ticks and body language; Skarsgård has made a cinematic icon of Freddy Krueger proportions... especially when he is used very sparingly.

My only gripe (apart from the cheap jump scares) is that the CGI ruins the novelty of the film a bit. In a horror film, the effects are best when they are practical.

The film is a simple 'kids vs monster' film of the 80's, and I think that's what the film-makers had in mind; a good-old fashioned fun piece of film.

I don't know what else to say, the movie is so much fun, with great atmosphere and great characters... go see it and float!
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8/10
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
26 March 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Well, after all these years, it has finally come to this; Day vs. Night, Black vs. Blue, the Son of Krypton vs. the Bat of Gotham, and so on. So, how does it hold up? Let me tell you:

Pretty damn good. I know a lot of critics have been slamming the crap out of this film; so, here is a change of pace with a positive one. The film is set 18 months after Metropolis and the rest of the World were introduced to Henry Cavill's Superman, and the Man of Steel has come under fire after the horrific tragedies that took place during the hero's battle with Michael Shannon's General Zod. The entirety of Superman's storyline revolves around the repercussions of his actions and his power, and Henry Cavill does a superb job as a defeated Superman coming to terms with his own powers that he doesn't fully understand, against power that he doesn't fully understand, and we are treated to a very interesting and thought- provoking political story that asks an important question; do we need a "Superman?" One of the best things about this film that makes it far superior to 2013's 'Man of Steel' is that it replaces irritating flashbacks (that, I thought were unnecessary and removed any chance of actual character development) with story. A pretty good one, too.

It's always good when movies like this ask questions and have the character's think about what they've done and what they can do to improve on themselves. And, yes, I know that this can make things seem very down and gloomy, but, hey, none of you were complaining when 'The Dark Knight' did it, so suck it! Anyway, yes, it is very gloomy. But, it's good to have adult conversations in comic- book movies that don't have any quirky joke interrupt the drama (Marvel Studios, anyone?) I guess what I'm trying to say is… a bit of politics never hurt anyone. Holly Hunter appears in the film as US Senator Finch, who asks these questions about Superman and whether or not we really need him to solve our problems (after all, he does provide a lot of collateral damage) and she does a good job as the politics side of the fight against Supes, (we all know who does the actual fighting, but we'll save him for last). She acts as a good foil to Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor.

Speaking of Lex Luthor… he's a mixed bag, a really, really mixed bag of a dangerous threat and… some quirky kid. Are we ever going to get a cinematic Lex Luthor who is actually depicted how he is in the comic- books? Cold, dominant and downright evil? That's not to say that I didn't enjoy Eisenberg's performance, he really went for it, and I applaud him for that. He was a very good villain, I might add, and entertaining as all Hell. I got a "Rich Kids of Instagram" vibe from him who thinks he can do all this diabolical stuff because of Daddy. As I write this, I am warming to this version of the character more and more. I just wish he toned it down a little, but there is still room for improvement.

Speaking of improvement, this film has some of the best action scenes I've ever seen in a comic- book film, most of it coming from Batman and the Batmobile. However, towards the end of the film, it does go back to the CGI filled spectacle of 'Man of Steel'. My auditory and visual senses were both ringing when I left the theatre to get a burger.

The intense build up to the fight of the Century, I felt, was unnecessarily lengthy. The fight should have been somewhere in the middle of the film, and then one at the end. And their final fight should have been way longer. Having said that, it was quite a fight (albeit, VERY one sided)

Whilst we're here, let's talk about the Bat in the room. Ben Affleck may just be the best Batman we've ever seen on screen (sorry Clooney). He is a much angrier and cynical Batman than ever before, much like Kevin Conroy's Batman from the 'Arkham' series of games. He's still the great detective that we know and love, but also more of a 'break necks, ask questions later' kind of guy. As Bruce Wayne, he's smooth, cool and charming, and as Batman… he's a force to be reckoned with. I look forward to seeing more of him.

Gal Gadot is great as our first cinematic Wonder Woman, and actually outshines the rest of the supporting players. She isn't given much to do for most of the film (why would she? Ain't her movie), until the very end when she assists the boys in an intense and explosive battle against Doomsday, which I enjoyed watching.

The culmination of the climactic battle against Doomsday resulted in THE ballsiest of endings, and took a huge, huge risk that I was not expecting, and I say 'kudos' to the film- makers for doing what they did.

My Verdict: this was a historical epic of 'Ben Hur' proportions. A great story, fascinating questions, excellent performances, pulse racing actions and overall, a damn good time.
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7/10
Ty Reviews- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
22 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
After a brief hiatus off from the big screen, the heroes in a half shell make a most triumphant return in one of the most entertaining and action packed blockbusters of recent years that ISN'T produced from Marvel Studios.

That's right, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo are back! This time, they are created using motion capture technology and have been backed by a huge $125 million budget, courtesy of Michael Bay.

Let's start with the good; the turtles are perfect. They look just amazing and are played brilliantly by the four actors who embody their individual personalities perfectly. Leo's the level headed leader, Raph is the angry, ill- tempered rebel, Donnie is the smart geek and Mikey is the jester of the group and is actually one of the highlights of the movie. What am I kidding, they're all great! They're so much fun to watch that I cherished every single scene they were in.

I know that when this movie was first announced and they started to leak photos off the set, there were some questionable design choices, like Donatello's equipment and Raphael's gargantuan size, but believe me when I say this, it works in the movie's favour. These aren't the 1990's turtles anymore, they're the big, new epic movie turtles!

Another highlight (although I can't really say much) is Megan Fox as April, she wasn't everyone's first choice for the part but she does considerably well for the material. Will Arnett was quite annoying as April's camera man, Vern (but they DID change his characters' personality, after all. No longer the cynical ass wipe of from the TV series). His jokes fell very flat and failed to get a laugh out of me, especially when you have the turtles in the movie, who have the funniest scenes. Splinter was pretty cool, too. Due to the motion capture and animation, we are able to see him fight this time, and possibly has one of the most epic fight scenes in any comic book movie, I won't ruin it for you. His look is very gross, though, since they made him look too much like a rat with his beady eyes, but it shouldn't bother anyone too much.

The action was some of the best action I've ever seen, with the martial arts being the best I've seen from a Ninja Turtles production. The turtles may be built like Quarterbacks, but they are quick. Their movements are so fluent and fast, they live up to their namesake. The Shredder was quick, too, and shares an intense scene with the turtles in their lair, even though he wasn't on screen for as long as I would have liked, I also loved it when he showed up. He was just really, really cool, as you would expect. But, the best part of the movie by far is the mountain top snow chase, this is a scene in the movie when our amphibious heroes escape from secondary villain Eric Sacks' mansion. I wish I could say more, but it's just too awesome to put into words.

Speaking of Eric Sacks, played by William Fichtner, the writers didn't really give him much to do, possibly due to the re-shoots, but he does a decent job as a villain, and is actually one of the weaker points of the movie, next to Will Arnett and the fact that this suffers from 'Transformers' syndrome, where the humans come first, but don't worry, after around 25 or so minutes of Megan Fox running around, it's ALL turtles. It's like they came into the picture and said 'Move it! This is our movie!'

My only small complaints is that the comedy was off at times (for humans only) and I thought it could have been at least 10 minutes longer, but at 1 hour 41 minutes, it runs at a brisk pace and is a fun movie to watch if you just want to enjoy yourself, and for any turtles fan, too!

Actually, while we're here; I would have liked to have heard the original actor for Leonardo, Pete Ploszek in the movie. I'm not saying that Johnny Knoxville didn't do a good job but he sounds out of place amongst the other three turtles.

An enjoyable film that could have had more of an original story, but it definitely isn't the train wreck most stuck up critics are claiming it to be. Check it out!

'TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES'

Directed by: Jonathan Leibesman

Written by: Josh Applebaum, Andre Nemec and Evan Daugherty

Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Noel Fisher, Tony Shalhoub, Tohoru Masamune, William Fichtner, Megan Fox and Will Arnett
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8/10
Retro Reviews- Bad Grandpa (2013)
25 October 2013
Johnny Knoxville is back! Unfortunately, though, he goes solo for the first time in 'Jackass' history in this brilliant spin- off film, 'Bad Grandpa'.

The film revolves around Jackass' horny pensioner, Irving Zisman (Johnny Knoxville), who is given the task of driving his impressionable 8 year old grandson, Billy (Jackson Nicoll) across America to get him to his deadbeat father when his mother is jailed.

In a change of the original formula, this instalment of the hidden- camera prank series sees a very loose narrative that is accompanied by several 'Jackass' stunts and pranks. The story that the film makers used is an excellent way to get the two main characters on the move and exchanging witty dialogue and get in a lot of awkward scrapes. The character of Irving was always very one- note, in the first three 'Jackass' movies he was just a grumpy, horny, inappropriate old man who shoplifted and got into petty arguments with enraged passers-by, and he's pretty much the same in this movie. But, what the film makers have also done is take the Irving character and his distinct personality and have given him a heart, they have crafted this 1 dimensional being into a 2 dimensional one, and they really create emotion during the film, especially when Irving and Billy are getting to know each other and bond. Johnny Knoxville's performance as Irving is the same shtick from the other movies, it is both funny and REALLY funny, but when he has to act, HE REALLY ACTS! I think this is Knoxville's greatest achievement in acting, and sincerely hope that he ventures off into more serious roles, as well as keeping with his comedic ones. The one that really steals the show, though is, of course, Billy, the cute, chubby little side kick. This kid is easily the best part about the movie, everything he does in the film, he does with fearlessness and class, stealing scenes from Johnny Knoxville and capturing hearts.

The story includes all of the immature, raunchy moments that you would expect to see from 'Jackass', it features all of the uncomfortable reaction shots and the gross- out gags, but surprisingly, it also has a lot of sweet moments, too. One that comes to mind is a scene featuring a gang of bikers who run an organisation that help abused children. This particular scene had me tearing up a bit.

Overall, this is a ridiculously funny movie, and possibly one of my favourite movies of the year. Next to 'The World's End' and 'Ted', this is one of the few recent comedies that actually made me laugh. It may come off the roots of the immature 'Jackass' formula, but what lies behind the Jackass is a big, big heart.

'BAD GRANDPA'

Directed by: Jeff Tremaine

Written by: Jeff Tremaine,Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville

Produced by: Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, Derek Freda and Johnny Knoxville

Starring: Johnny Knoxville & Jackson Nicoll
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Escape Plan (2013)
9/10
Retro Reviews- Escape Plan (2013)
18 October 2013
After a brief encounter and extended cameo in 'The Expendables 1 & 2', two of the World's greatest (and oldest) action heroes unite for the first time ever, sharing one big, epic movie on the big screen! The film is about Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone), a structural engineer who is wrongly convicted of a crime, and is incarcerated in the World's most secure prison. He teams up with fellow inmate Emil Rottmayer (Arnold Schwarzenegger), and they both hatch a devious plan to escape, whilst trying to avoid the evil Willard Hobbs (Jim Caviezel) Similar to my other reviews, I discuss the story and character performances, let's begin with the latter; our lead actor, Stallone is on auto- mumble in this movie, and plays his character with all the dark menace and boorish mannerisms we've all come to expect from him. The real reason to watch this movie, though, is for the one and only Austrian Oak! Schwarzenegger plays the comedic sidekick in this movie, similar to The Lone Ranger & Tonto. Arnie is clearly having fun in this movie and brings out a lot of really great, hilarious lines (especially one that I would have never expected him to say in a motion picture, ever!) Arnie was so much fun to watch in this movie he was, dare I say it... kind of a decent actor in it. He always kept my interest and portrays his character with all the Macho charisma we all know and love! So, they're out two leads. The Supporting players such as Amy Ryan, Vincent D'Onofrio, Vinnie Jones and 50 Cent give passable performances, none of them give us anything special. Now, let me just state that I really loved this movie. The only thing that ruined it for me was Jim Caviezel's extremely bland performance as the main villain, Hobbs. The most important rule in any cheesy action movie is to have an entertaining, charismatic villain! This didn't, and I really wanted to like this one because the villains are my favourite part of any action movie. Enough of this, let's move onto the story!

The story is actually quite well done, it has a simple structure that anybody watching can follow and it has some really tense scenes in there that were absolutely nail- biting! There are even some great twists and turns added in for some extra fun. The film's director, Mikael Hafstrom, who is Swedish- born, really excelled in matching his directing style with the tone of the film, and it felt like a perfect 90's Stallone/Schwarzenegger movie, or what one would have been like back then. So, to him, I congratulate for doing such a great job with the film!

Overall, this is a very enjoyable and entertaining action flick! I was never bored, and I highly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of Stallone & Schwarzenegger, or just action films in general.

'ESCAPE PLAN'

Directed by: Mikael Hafstrom

Produced by: Robbie Brenner, Mark Canton, Randall Emmett, George Furla & Kevin King Templeton

Written by: Miles Chapman & Jason Keller

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Caviezel, Sam Neill, Amy Ryan, Vincent D'Onofrio & Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson
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8/10
Retro Reviews- The Lone Ranger (2013)
16 October 2013
After 32 years off of the screen, The Lone Ranger and Tonto are back with a bang in one of the years' most explosive releases! The film is about District Attorney, John Reid (Armie Hammer) and his strange Native American friend, Tonto's (Johnny Depp) earliest effort to put corruption to an end, and bring justice to the Wild West! Now, I'm just going to say that this is in no way a perfect movie. It's bloated, it's very long and the story isn't all that clear. However, it is a really, really, fantastically entertaining movie, and it's also hysterically funny.

The first thing to talk about are the performances, so let's start with our lead character, John Reid or 'The Lone Ranger'; now, seeing that this is actor, Armie Hammer's first lead role in a motion picture, I won't criticize him too harshly. Armie did just fine as the Ranger, he wasn't the most charismatic hero I've ever seen, nor was he the most entertaining part of the film, but he was a fun, bumbling hero who has his own epic scenes in the film, too. To be fair, though, Armie does have a lot to give to us as an audience when he is acting alongside the always charismatic and charming, Johnny Depp. Which brings me to my next point, Johnny Depp's performance as Tonto is what you would expect, it's Johnny Depp shtick, it's his usual prancing around in a funny costume with a silly voice, giving us an entertaining performance, it's worked for him for the last 10 years and I don't see it going anywhere. The strange thing is, though, Tonto is very over the top and their for comedic purposes, but he's also rather endearing, and this is shown in his very tragic back story that is seen during the middle of the film. If anything, Johnny Depp's Tonto carries the movie, but I'm not saying that Armie Hammer didn't do a good job, as I am looking forward to seeing him in future films.

The rest of the cast did a decent job, but the absolute best in this movie was William Fichter as the nasty, evil Butch Cavendish; Fichter just plays him so well and has always been excellent in dark or antagonistic roles. He just embodies the character to a near perfect level, being one of the few characters that I wasn't laughing at.

The story, like I said, isn't bad, but not clear, either. The greatest advantage this movie has is the humour and the crazy action scenes. All of the action scenes are done to such a grand scale, with the large budget definitely showing up in these areas, everything is done with an old fashioned Western feel to it, and the film features some amazing Buster Keaton- style stunt work, most of it performed by Depp, himself. These scenes were definitely highlights of the film, not counting the two leads who were going to be entertaining characters anyway.

Overall, 'The Lone Ranger' is a very flawed, but entertaining film. If you're into explosive Westerns, or something different, or just want to kill some time and have some fun, then give this a watch, because this is one of the most entertaining films ever made, and I really think that the critics need to see that.

Directed by: Gore Verbinski

Produced by: Jerry Bruckheimer & Gore Verbinski

Written by: Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rossio

Starring: Armie Hammer, Johnny Depp, Ruth Wilson, William Fichter, Tom Wilkinson, Barry Pepper, James Badge Dale & Helena Bonham Carter
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10/10
Retro Reviews- The World's End (2013)
16 October 2013
Warning: Spoilers
After slaughtering zombies in 'Shaun of the Dead' and shootin' it up in 'Hot Fuzz', Simon Pegg, Nick Frost & Edgar Wright fight against an alien invasion in 'The World's End'.

The film is about 4 childhood friends (Nick Frost, Paddy Considine, Martin Freeman and Eddie Marsan) who begrudgingly reunite with their alcoholic friend, Gary (Simon Pegg) to reattempt an epic pub crawl they tried to complete in their teens, along the way, our 5 heroes must fend off against (big shock)... AN ALIEN INVASION!! When 'Hot Fuzz' reached cinemas back in 2007, a lot of Wright/Pegg fans thought that they out did themselves, considering that the police comedy was better written, better acted and well, just funnier than 'Shaun of the Dead', which in itself, was also just as good. Thankfully, it seems that they saved the best flavour for last with the final part of the bizarrely named 'Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy', or 'Cornetto Trilogy', or whatever you want to call it.

PROS: This comedy is one of those very rare comedies where you are thinking about the characters and their different emotions, as well as laughing along with the story and situations at the same time, whilst watching this I was really thinking about Gary and the rest of the gang, and where life could go wrong, it is definitely a "social science fiction". The performances from all of the actors, are some of the best British performances I have ever witnessed in a sci- fi comedy, Eddie Marsan, who is known for his tough guy roles, really shows his innocent side in this as Peter, and is absolutely hilarious in the role. Simon Pegg is great as lead hero, Gary, who plays the role of the friend you love to hate to perfection, making us feel disgusted at his outrageous comments, but making us feel for his character at the same time, especially towards the end of the film which I won't dare to spoil! But, the actor who steals the show is Nick Frost, who really shows his acting chops, as well as his action chops! He plays the part of Gary's best friend Andy, and he plays it honestly and sincerely.

The story is brilliant, and it is made better by the great characters and their respective actors, and the action in the bar fight scenes are some of the best choreographed, tense scenes in the entire movie! But the real tense scenes are actually nearer the end of the film, so I won't say a thing.

Overall, 'The World's End' is awesome. It's heart- felt, it's exciting, it's emotional and, most importantly, it's hilarious. This may just be the most important film of the year.

Directed by: Edgar Wright

Written by: Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg

Produced by: Nira Park, Tim Bevan & Eric Fellner

Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Paddy Considine, Martin Freeman, Eddie Marsan & Rosamund Pike
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Retrospective Reviews- Django Unchained (2012)
15 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
From Quentin Tarantino, the director of many great masterpieces comes a movie that totally KICKS ASS.

The story is a solid Grade A story, with all the humour, suspense and gore and excitement that you could ever wish for in a Tarantino picture. The story revolves around Django, a recently freed slave who teams up with German dentist turned bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz, together, the two track down several bounties and slave traders until they come across ruthless villain Calvin Candie, who is keeping Django's wife, Broomhilda at his Plantation. Similar to 'INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS', the story is able to stretch into a 2hr film. It may seem like a chore to sit through this film, but, I assure you, it is worth it. The characters just draw you into the story, so you can't switch off. You must finish it. Speaking of characters, Django is your typical hero, one that you sympathise with, he may not speak many lines, but Jamie Foxx's performance and Tarantino's writing creates a perfectly endearing character. Kerry Washington as Django's 'ball and chain', Broomhilda Von Schaft is also a good lead, and a fantastic female character. She doesn't have much screen time, but when she's on screen with Django you are thankful that Django and King are their to save her.

They, however, are upstaged by the supporting cast; Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson. Waltz is brilliantly likable as Dr. Schultz, he acts as a perfect mentor and friend to Django, while also appearing to be quite neurotic, switching from calm, collected and friendly to a gun- toting psychopath. Waltz likable dentist is suited perfectly against the two villains, Calvin Candie and his loyal house slave, Stephen. DiCaprio and Jackson play such despicable people, yet they're SO funny at the same time, that you can't help but love every second they're on screen. The cinematography by Robert Richardson is absolutely incredible, and mixes well with Tarantino's ultra violence and the Western tone.

I suppose my very minor gripe with the film is that it does drag on just a little bit, but that's what you get when you want to see a Tarantino film. It's cool, fun and leaves a satisfying taste in your mouth. Django is off the chain.

'DJANGO UNCHAINED'

Written and Directed by: Quentin Tarantino

Starring: Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Walter Goggins, Dennis Christopher, James Remar, Michael Parks and Don Johnson
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10/10
Retrospective Reviews- The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
2 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
From Christopher Nolan, Director of 'Inception' and 'The Dark Knight', comes 'The Dark Knight Rises' or 'The Best Film I've Ever Seen'.

PROS: To start off, the performances of all the actors, from leading man Christian Bale to God himself, Morgan Freeman are all excellent. They make the characters likable and enjoyable to watch on screen. Yes, Bale's Batman voice can get irritating but, let's face it, 'The Amazing Spider- Man' was irritating, too. Just like 'Skyfall', the villain steals the show. Tom Hardy as Bane is one of the years greatest villain performances, it actually surpasses Heath Ledger's Joker, he was good, yes, but the way he was written, we didn't get any depth to the character, he was just a crazy little lunatic who blew up buildings, where Bane acts as a tenacious dictator and actually has a goal. His voice is dominant, load and extremely scary, with a strange mix of a British/Caribbean accent. The grand scale of the film is absolutely huge, and it works perfectly with the IMAX frame and the loud, booming orchestral music by Hans Zimmer. It's just a beautifully crafted film.

'SPOILER ALERT!'

CONS: My ONE AND ONLY gripe for this film is that Bane's death was very anti- climactic, because I feel that Batman should have killed him. But it doesn't take away the fact that this is a perfect film.

So, not only is this the best film of 2012 to me, but the best film I've ever seen. BY FAR.

Directed by: Christopher Nolan

Written by: Jonathan Nolan & Christopher Nolan

Starring: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon- Levitt & Morgan Freeman
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Skyfall (2012)
10/10
Retrospective Reviews- Skyfall (2012)
2 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
From Sam Mendes, the Director of 'American Beauty' comes the brilliant, sensational, excellent 'Skyfall.'

PROS: I know that 'Quantum of Solace' was quite a catastrophe of a follow- up to 2006's 'Casino Royale', but I'm telling you, this IS the best Bond ever put to screen. The story is simple, yet powerful and engaging and after each scene you want to know what happens next right up to the end. The story is so good that I can not even include any of it in my review. Let's talk about actors, Daniel Craig is on top form as the suave spy, James Bond, being both a physically imposing Bond, and an emotionally scarred one, too. Craig has invented a Bond we have never seen before, particularly towards the end. Judy Dench as M is brilliant, obviously. She is actually part of the action and story, and it actually makes her the Bond girl as opposed to Naomie Harris' Eve and Berenice Marlohe as Severine. Ralph Fiennes and Ben Whishaw were superb in their respective performances. BUT, the actor AND character that steals the entire show is Javier Bardem's ultra camp terrorist Raoul Silva, he makes me feel so uneasy in several scenes that you forget that he's a fictional character. The action is brilliant, I loved every action set piece in the film, the best I've ever seen.

CONS: None.

Overall... BEST BOND. BEST FILM.

Directed by: Sam Mendes

Written by: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade & John Logan

Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Berenice Marlohe, Albert Finney & Judy Dench
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5/10
Retrospective Reviews- The Amazing Spider- Man (2012)
2 January 2013
From Marc Webb, the Director of '50 Days of Summer' comes the pointless, slightly enjoyable 'The Amazing Spider- Man.'

PROS: The acting from every actor was okay.

CONS: The story was horrible and boring, the villain was rushed and terrible, the characters aren't as likable as they were in the original, the action was boring, the look of the film sucked, the music was annoying, no funny moments, it was just a pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless reboot.

BUT... I can see why people liked it.

Directed by: Marc Webb

Written by: James Vanderbilt, Alvin Sargent & Steve Kloves

Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Campbell Scott, Irrfan Khan, Martin Sheen & Sally Field
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Brave (2012)
7/10
Retrospective Reviews- Brave (2012)
2 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
From the Creators of 'Toy Story' comes the mediocre, but heartfelt 'Brave.'

PROS: As always, Pixar's animation is gorgeous and draws you in to the Scottish landscapes (even if you don't really get to enjoy them). The land in created to the finest detail, and it's the exact thing I expected from the animation Gods! The character of Merida is both funny and engaging, she is a well written character who you like and hope to see her story come full circle. The other characters, such as King Fergus and Queen Elinor are good, too. Those 3 characters actually get most of the funny lines and situations. As always, the animation and characters are the highlight of the film, but the downside is Pixar's best quality... the story.

CONS: The story, I think, should have gone on for far much longer, the trailers and promotional material promised us a huge, epic quest with stunning visuals but what did we get? A small hike outside of the castle, and then the same hike back. I was greatly disappointed with this film's story and lack of heart. Let me remind you that this is from the creative minds that did an entire film about a rat who wanted to be a chef in a 5 star restaurant. WHAT HAPPENED? I'm ranting too much. To make a long story short (like this one) this film isn't Pixar's best, but I'm looking forward to see if they can improve with 'Monster's University.'

Directed by: Brenda Chapman & Mark Andrews

Written by: Mark Andrews, Steve Purcell, Brenda Chapman & Irene Mecchi

Starring: Kelly MacDonald, Julie Walters, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson & Robbie Coltrane
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Frankenweenie (2012)
8/10
Retrospective Reviews- Frankenweenie (2012)
2 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
After Tim Burton's other film of 2012, Dark Shadows (which I wrongly gave a rating of 10), I though to myself 'How is he going to redeem himself after bringing out, let's face it, a rather appalling film'. Thankfully, he brought out the wonderful 'Frankenweenie', a film that reminds us why we all loved him in the first place.

PROS: To start off, I'm glad that Tim decided not to cast Johnny Depp in this one. As much as I love Johnny Depp, I think they should give their collaboration a rest, the voice cast in this movie is brilliant. The voices make the characters believable and likable, especially Charlie Tahan as the voice of lead character, Victor. Surprisingly, Martin Short was a good addition to the cast and so was Winona Ryder and everybody else. But, the actor/character who steals the show is Martin Landau as Mr. Rzykruski, who is actually my favourite character of the movie, and after seeing his performance as Bela Lugosi in 1994's 'Ed Wood', I'm glad to see him reunite with Burton, even if it is in animated form. Speaking of animation, the film looks spectacular, this film has some of the best stop- motion animation I've ever seen, and it suits the story very well too, which is a well structured story with good emotion and humour to accompany it. The decision to make the film in black- and- white was a brilliant decision, and a fantastic artistic change.

CONS: My only gripe is that the film falls quite short (but is well paced) and the ending should have been different, but that is just my opinion.

Overall, this is probably one of Tim Burton's best, watch it, and you won't be disappointed.

Directed by: Tim Burton

Written by: John August

Starring: Charlie Tahan, Frank Welker, Winona Ryder, Catherine O' Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Robert Capron and Atticus Shaffer
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6/10
Retrospective Reviews- The Expendables 2 (2012)
2 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
After 3 films in his 'rebooted' career', Actor/Writer/Director Sylvester Stallone reassembles with the Earth's Mightiest Anti heroes for the best worst movie of 2012... 'The Expendables 2!

PROS: To start us off, thankfully, the entire cast are back (with the exception of Jet Li) but we also get a host of new characters who just add onto the fun of the movie. The content in the film is less dark than the previous film, but it makes up for it with spectacular action and a fantastic villain named Jean Villain, played brilliantly by Jean- Claude Van Damme. The dialogue in the film is, yes, extremely cheesy, but that is exactly what to expect when you have a film featuring every 1980's action heroes! The film is mostly the team driving from one location to another, fighting people and blowing stuff up. I can't say that there's much of a story but I'll get to that later. The performances from the cast are over- the- top, except for Stallone himself, who plays the whole thing out completely serious, and so he should. We get a small bit of character development but you don't really care, you just can't wait for the characters to mention a movie they were in.

CONS: The villains goal is the most unclear goal I've ever sat through in a movie. But, the basic story is 'VILLAIN KILLS TEAM MEMBER. THEY GO TO KILL HIM.' Done.

Overall, not as emotionally gripping as the first film, but turn your brain off and enjoy!

Directed by: Simon West

Written by: Richard Wenk & Sylvester Stallone

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Yu Nan, Jean- Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Dredd (2012)
10/10
Retro-spective Reviews- Dredd (2012)
14 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Once upon a time, in 1977 a British anthology comic- book was created called '2000AD', featuring a large selection of sci- fi stories, and one of those stories featured Judge Dredd, a grumpy, fascist street judge who can kill or arrest criminals as he wishes. 18 years later, in 1995 a movie was made of it starring Sylvester Stallone and Rob Schneider... we ain't talking about that one.

This updated version is dark, gritty, violent and completely insane! The violence in this movie is over the top, yes, but it fits in with the story so well, this is one of those action movies that actually has a reason for the gratuitous blood and guts for the story, and not just to make the guys happy, it has brains and bravado. The story is very simple for a film of its type. Judge Dredd (played to perfection by KARL KURBAN) is assessing a rookie (played by OLIVIA THIRLBY) on her first day as a street judge, but the 2 end up in the wrong place in the wrong time, in this case, a tall building known as Peach Trees, and they must shoot their way to the top of the building to get to the drug "Lord" Ma- Ma, who is manufacturing and selling a drug known as Slo- Mo, which makes everything in your world go to cool slow motion. It's basically 'DIE HARD' in a way.

The story isn't anything special, and neither are the performances, Karl Urban is really awesome as Dredd, delivering an emotionless character who doesn't change throughout the film, he doesn't learn any life lessons, he just stays the same, which I thought was really different for a hero. Olivia Thirlby was okay as Anderson the Rookie, she didn't offer anything special, but I didn't really expect her to. But the highlight of it all was Leana Headey as the villain, Ma- Ma, she is one of the greatest comic book movie villain of all, in my honest opinion, she was quirky, threatening and mysterious, and that's what made her steal the show for me.

If you're a fan of the comic 'Judge Dredd', or even the original movie, I advise you to see this, in 3D, as well. But if you're not a fan of the original source material, and just a sucker for action movies, then see it anyway. You won't be disappointed.

'DREDD'

Directed by: Pete Travis

Written by: Alex Garland

Starring: Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Wood Harris and Leana Headey
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Ted (2012)
8/10
Retrospective Reviews- Ted (2012)
17 August 2012
Warning: Spoilers
After creating the brilliant 'Family Guy', the hit- and- miss 'American Dad!, and then the horrendous 'The Cleveland Show', creator Seth MacFarlane brings his off- colour, surreal sense of humour with the wonderful 'Ted'.

I'm just going to come out and say it, this wasn't as funny as 'Team America: World Police', but it was funny in it's own right, some of the jokes worked very well and I did laugh at them, some other jokes just seemed too 'Family Guy', and even were actually in the show. The story was very good and I followed it well, it was actually a very well paced story for a comedy like this. Another good thing about the film is that it didn't try to be overly vulgar, from what I remember there was only maybe 2 dirty jokes and situations, but I'll let you find them yourself. When the novelty of a talking, junkie, foul- mouthed teddy bear wears off, and the crude jokes, of course, the film is very heart- felt with a nice story about relationships and friendship and when it's a good time to grow up.

The performances were ALL done well, with Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett stealing the show (even if he shares scenes with Ted, the REAL highlight), he is funny, charming and acts very dramatically for when it's needed. Mila Kunis as Lori Collins was probably one of the weak points of the movie, but that doesn't mean that she didn't deliver a good performance. Giovanni Ribisi was hilarious as creepy dad, Donny and has a very funny but small dance scene that I loved, he had a lot of funny lines. His son, Robert (played by Aeden Mincks) was equally as funny, but just wasn't as funny as Donny. Joel McHale was the king of hateful characters in this film as Lori's perverted boss, Rex, throughout his scenes you really despise his character and wish that Mark Wahlberg would punch him in the face or something, and I'm glad that he was a hateful character because it balances the film and story arc out. Patrick Stewart, Matt Walsh and Sam Jones (Flash Gordon) are thrown in as small characters, but add a lot to the film. Finally, Seth MacFarlane's performance as pint- sized Ted was very funny and believable, too. He looked real and blended in with the scenery, and I don't know what everybody else was talking about, he did NOT sound like Peter Griffin.

Overall, I loved this film, and advise anybody with a sense of humour to go see it!

'TED'

Directed by: Seth MacFarlane

Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulking & Wellesley Wild

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh & Patrick Stewart
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The Dictator (2012)
3/10
Retrospective Reviews- The Dictator (2012)
15 August 2012
Warning: Spoilers
From Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles, the creator and director of the 'Ali G Trilogy' comes the duo's latest comedy effort, 'The Dictator'. In this, a foreign man makes his way to the United States of America for hilarious hijinks... what else is new?

I'm serious, the formula that worked for 'Borat' and 'Bruno' doesn't work entirely well in this film, which is completely scripted, unlike the other 2 films. Why does Baron Cohen keep doing the same story?

Speaking of the story, it doesn't work 100%. It's one of those comedy plots that need jokes and gags ALL the way through in order to carry it. With films like 'Airplane!' and 'Animal House', it works perfectly, but with this... it fails quite miserably. I'm not saying that the film wasn't funny, because it absolutely was, it's just that some of the jokes fell very flat, mainly because they were based around feces (crapping on people), urine (drinking pee), mocking women (sexism) and an extremely over- the- top "birth" scene, which was truly disgusting and was dragged on for way too long and got less funny as it went on. Some jokes were very funny, but like I said, the story isn't strong enough to make every joke work. But the script is silly and rude at times, so it should get a few belly laughs out of you.

Sacha Baron Cohen's performance as Admiral General Aladeen is good, he was funny in this film as the bumbling dictator, he wasn't as charming of a character as Borat, or eccentric and flamboyant like Bruno, but has strong character traits that make him work anyway. He also plays his dimwitted double, and he was okay. Anna Faris was, as always very charming and funny as her character of feminist Zoey was a highlight, and the chemistry between the two characters work to full effect, even if slightly rushed. Ben Kingsley, John C. Reilly and Jason Mantzoukas are all thrown in their as the villain, cameo role and supporting character, and all do a very good job in their scenes. The music by Erran Baron Cohen is cool, but also very annoying, but helps with the mood and tone of the film.

So, overall, the film was decent, it wasn't as funny and charming as 'Borat!' or as raunchy and wrong as 'Bruno', but the film is funny in it's own way, the script is very rusty, but it'll take Baron Cohen some time to get used to the scripted side of film- making. Give it a watch and have a good time!

'THE DICTATOR'

Directed by: Larry Charles

Written by: Sacha Baron Cohen, Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer

Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Jason Mantzoukas and Sir Ben Kingsley
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7/10
Retrospective Reviews- The Three Stooges (2012)
13 July 2012
Warning: Spoilers
From the creators of 'Dumb and Dumber' comes possibly the best comedy I've ever seen.

This film is the first comedy I've seen in a while that has made me actually laugh out loud (this and the 'Hangover' movies) but it's the only comedy I've seen that doesn't need to be raunchy or overly vulgar to get a laugh out of me. It just has to be silly and fun, and that's EXACTLY what comedy stands for.

PROS: Let's talk about the story... it's very simple, the orphanage where the 3 Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) grew up is on the verge of being shut down unless it can raise $83, 000 to save it, so the trio decide that they should do it. Of course, the Stooges' Vaudeville act mainly consists of slaps and eye pokes, so obviously they wouldn't be able to carry a full 91 minute film, so what the writers/directors have done is split the 3 act film into 3 27 minute episodes, but they all add up to one story, and it works very well. Every episode is different and offers a lot of very funny stuff. I'm not quite sure how the original Stooges acted or sounded like, but I'm sure the actors in this film did them justice. Here we have Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe, Will Sasso as Curly and Sean Hayes as Larry, all giving brilliantly funny performances as their respected characters, but, if anything, Will Sasso steals the show.

CONS: Surprisingly, I have nothing negative to say about this movie, it's just one of those well made comedies.

So, what can I say? This movie was well written, well directed and well acted, and just goes to show you that you shouldn't judge a film by its trailer. So, if you're ever bored or are just sick and tired of vulgar sex "comedies" or Judd Apatow flicks, give this a watch. It's entertaining and hilarious.

Directed by: Bobby Farelly & Peter Farelly

Written by: Mike Cerrone,Bobby Farelly & Peter Farelly

Starring: Chris Diamantopoulos, Will Sasso & Sean Hayes
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Dark Shadows (2012)
7/10
Retrospective Reviews- Dark Shadows (2012)
18 May 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton return in a triumphant revival and show us why the Hell we see their movies! After the immensely frightening, mediocre and humourless film that was 'ALICE IN WONDERLAND' in 2010, Tim Burton goes back to his Gothic roots in this film about a 17th century Vampire that is locked away and awakens in 1972, hoping to reconnect with his almost extinct family.

First of all, to make things clear, I am NOT a fan of the original television series that this film is based upon, I only found out about it once this film was in the early development stages, but I AM a fan of Tim Burton (who is my favourite director) and Johnny Depp (who also happens to be one of my favourite actors), and I love it every time they join to do a movie, because every time they make a film, it is always different from their previous film, for example, 'EDWARD SCISSORHANDS' in 1990 was a suttle, small scale beautiful fairytale, and then we get 'SLEEPY HOLLOW' in 1999 which was a loud, anarchic, horror story, with a large scale, and so on. This film was extremely different to 'ALICE', it was darker, wittier and most of all a better production.

To start off, Johnny Depp as 'THE MAD HATTER', he wasn't bad in the role, but it wasn't his best role either. His character was quirky and fun to look at, but was just a tad too scary for younger viewers, who were the original target audience, then we see him in the more adult film 'DARK SHADOWS' as Barnabas Collins, he is less scary but does a lot more frightening things, his character is played off as an untouchable playboy who doesn't know that he is out of place and doesn't really understand that he makes the characters around him feel strange and uneasy, but the character is so rude, and so oblivious to the fact that he talks down to other people that we actually like him and enjoy his character. Forgot to mention the fact that his character is so funny and Depp's performance in this film is probably one of his best since, maybe Ichabod Crane. This is all because of Burton's direction and the type of film it is. The other actors did a good job in their roles, but were not seen enough for character development due to the many scenes of Barnabas trying to adapt to his new home and his run- ins with the film villain, Angelique played by Eva Green. But even SHE wasn't seen as much as Depp. But, I'd like to focus on Burton. His trademark style shines it's brightest in this film, as he clearly shows why he is more of a visual artist than a storyteller, the strange shapes and dark, quirky but childlike atmosphere is ALL here, but sometimes lacks the real Gothic nature of Burton's previous efforts.

The story isn't the best, but is easy to follow. To wrap up, this film IS a comedy, a very funny one, but is also a dark, strange Gothic horror film, and the comedy is actually quite hidden. So, 'DARK SHADOWS' fans and Burton/Depp fans should be pleased by this film, it is dark, funny and overall classic Tim Burton. So, ignore the poor reviews.

DARK SHADOWS

Directed by: TIM BURTON

Based on the TV series created by: DAN CURTIS

Starring: JOHNNY DEPP, MICHELLE PFEIFFER, HELENA BONHAM CARTER, EVA GREEN, JACKIE EARLE HALEY, JONNY LEE MILLER, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, BELLA HEATHCOTE and ALICE COOPER
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The Avengers (2012)
10/10
Retrospective Reviews- Avengers Assemble (2012)
4 May 2012
Warning: Spoilers
If you loved all of Marvel's other movies, then you'll WORSHIP this!

I will conduct this review into 3 sections, CHARACTERS, STORY and VERDICT as opposed to my usual PROS and CONS of my earlier reviews.

CHARACTERS:

ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. as TONY STARK/IRON MAN: The best way to start this review is to start it with the character that brought them all together. Industrial Billionaire Tony Stark made his first epic film appearance in 2008's 'IRON MAN' directed by Jon Favreu and then appeared again in 'IRON MAN 2' in 2010. His character is pretty much the same as he was in his previous films, so there won't be much to say. He's very exaggerated in this one and is much more comical and sarcastic than an arrogant, self obsessed businessman in his solo movies, but also shows an emotion that we've never seen before from the character, and that is anger, he expresses it extremely well, but the scene where he exposes it, in all good conscience, can NOT be explained here as you MUST see the film to understand. His portrayal as the character when he's in a conflict with any of the other team mates is played exceptionally well and is put into some great scenes, especially with Captain America. There's nothing more to say except that he's played with wit, seriousness and greatness by the perfectly cast Robert Downey, Jr.!

CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN America: Evan's portrayal of the patriotic soldier is played very different to his portrayal in his solo movie because it's played more serious and emotional, as he is out of his 1940's lifestyle, so we can truly understand his sadness and what he's going through. Instead of him being the overly confident soldier we saw in 'CAPTAIN America: THE FIRST AVENGER', he is more of a reluctant leader that knows he needs to do the things he needs to do in order to save his Country and his planet, as it's his priority. His role as a team leader is shown to full effect as he gives orders, takes orders and kicks ass! It's actually very difficult to talk about the character in a fully detailed way as we've only seen the character once. But, if I could say anything, it's that Chris Evans was perfectly cast in the role and I'm looking forward to his character being developed further.

MARK RUFFALO as BRUCE BANNER/HULK: In the span of almost as decade, we've gone through 3 different Bruce Banners. But I can proudly say that Mark Ruffalo is perfect for the role, he may not be the most sophisticated or eccentric one of any of the Banners', but damn it, he's committed! He didn't talk very loud throughout the whole thing, and I think that's good because this is a man that has to stay calm and quiet to bottle up his rage, so he stays quiet in order to co-operate with the other team members nicely, but that doesn't stop him. In other words, don't get him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH as THOR: The fourth and final "major" Marvel character to talk about, as I'll talk about Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury and Loki in smaller detail as this isn't really their movie. Thor is once again played with such power and force that he absolutely disappears into the character. Unlike his portrayal in his 2011 solo movie (which was also released next to 'CAPTAIN America', Thor is played out as less of an idiot and more as a powerful God who is extremely passionate about stopping his brother Loki, whom he cares about so much even though he has done so many terrible things. Just like how I spoke about the previous 2 characters, it is way too early to talk about Thor in intense detail. But all I can say, is that you're going to love the HELL out of Chris Hemsworth's performance, he was funny, cool and completely awesome!

SAMUAL L. JACKSON, JEREMY RENNER, SCARLETT JOHANSSON and TOM HIDDLESTON all give great performances that all match the mood of the film, whether it's a serious moment or a comedic moment, actually the comedy is a key part of the film, as it's everywhere! The 2 main comical parts are from villainous Loki and the awesome Hulk!

STORY: The story is very solid and enjoyable, it doesn't mess around and gets straight to the point. It also has a very good opening scene that I am not going to spoil. The action in the film is played out very well and fits in with the characters and the story. Basically, Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. gathers a super-group known as The Avengers to stop Thor's brother Loki from enslaving the human race. The story does sound quite cliché, but it's Marvel and mustn't be taken seriously, that's 'THE DARK KNIGHT RISES' job. The basic story isn't much of an exciting thing, as it's in every superhero film ever made, but it doesn't matter because the explosive action sequences and Stan Lee make it all up! VERDICT: Nothing major except that this is truly an experience and must be seen by EVERYONE!

Written and Directed by: Joss Whedon

Based on 'THE AVENGERS' created by: Stan Lee and Jack Kirby

Starring: Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston and Samuel L. Jackson
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Derek: Pilot (2012)
Season 1, Episode 0
10/10
Derek
13 April 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Where do I begin? Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest and influential people in comedy. He's up there with Ronnie Barker and Tommy Cooper. But with his great comedic talent, comes his hidden talent of offering us a good drama with a hint of comedy... that was 'Derek'.

In this TV pilot, Gervais went back to his 'Office' roots with a scripted documentary show, which centers around a mentally disabled care home worker named Derek Noakes (Played by Ricky Gervais, who also wrote and directed it)

PROS: To start off, Ricky's portrayal of the disabled Derek is NOT offensive in every sense of the word, Derek is played with such realism and humour that he becomes sweet, lovable, relate-able and also funny, too. Derek seems like the sort of character who can carry an entire series. He makes you laugh and makes you cry in different scenes and THAT is what makes a good character in something like this. Kerry Godliman was a nice touch as Hannah, but I'd like to focus on Karl Piklington, the round headed accomplice of Ricky Gervais. This was his first acting role, and he did a pretty good job as Douglas, he was moody and was complaining as usual, but he was still funny as the character. The story was good, as you get great comedy AND brilliant emotion.

CONS: The fact that it was just a one- off. IT NEEDS TO BE A FULL SERIES.

Gervais' best work since David Brent. Watch it.

DEREK Written and Directed by: Ricky Gervais

Starring: Ricky Gervais, Kerry Godliman and Karl Pilkington
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Puss in Boots (2011)
8/10
Retrospective Reviews- Puss in Boots (2011)
2 March 2012
Let me get this straight, I don't HATE Dreamworks, I like some of their films, and others I don't. This film is one that I like!.

PROS: First off, the animation is great, it looks so much better than any other Dreamworks films done in the past, it just looks so complete and real, it looks like they did what Rockstar Games did for 'RED DEAD REDEMPTION', they rendered and created the animation to 100% perfection so it looks like a real environment, and I loved it! The voice actors were good also, Antonio Banderas was great as always, he was funny and was trying to play it serious at the same time, which is what we always expect from something like this. Salma Hayek and Billy Bob Thornton were average as their characters, but still gave their characters a bit of depth and fun, but the absolute best part of the film was Zach Galifianakis as Humpty Humpty, he was SO funny and actually became my favourite character in the movie. The story was good, and I enjoyed the action and adventure parts of the film as they were exciting and fun to watch.

CONS: Like most of my reviews, the negatives are just a lot of little things, and that would be the jokes. To be honest, I DID laugh while watching this film, it was very, very funny, it's just that, like other Dreamworks films, some of the jokes fell flat. But that shouldn't stop you from watching it. So, if you're a fan of 'SHREK', then check this movie out!

'PUSS IN BOOTS'

Directed by: Chris Miller

Starring: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianikis, Billy Bob Thornton, Any Sedaris, Zeus Mendoza, Constance Marie, Guillermo del Toro and Bob Joles
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Jack and Jill (I) (2011)
1/10
Retrospective Reviews- Jack and Jill (2011)
24 February 2012
Okay, let me just clarify, this movie is NOT a perfect comedy. It's just a stupid, stupid movie. It's not 'The Artist', but what it is, is hilarious. I loved this film. It was great, it had its share of good moments and its bad moments, and I'm going to tell you them NOW!

PROS: First of all, in my opinion, it's an improvement from 'Just Go With It', it has funnier jokes (and there are plenty, but there are 1 or 2 that are a hit or a miss) Adam Sandler is funny AND likable as Jill, even if she is very annoying, but I think that was the whole point of her character, as Jack, he's just the same old wealthy Adam Sandler character we've seen dozens of times in his other films, but is still likable, even though when he's not supposed to be likable. Katie Holmes as Jack's wife Erin was sweet in the film and really likable, she's also smokin' hot and actually does a pretty good acting job for a film like this, she acts concerned, angry, upset and happy when she needs to and is also quite funny, too! The children were funny also, but they weren't featured too much in the film so I'll leave it at that. We get the small cameos from the Sandler regulars, David Spade, Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, the director Dennis Dugan, Allen Cover, and John McEnroe and Nick Swardson, and they were ALL funny, but the best part of the film HAS to be Al Pacino, I don't know why he doesn't do more comedies, he was hilarious in this film. The way he plays himself is so good, it's as if he lost his brain and just wondered onto the set so Adam Sandler said; 'Okay! He's in the movie!' He was easily the funniest part about the movie and I think he should actually do more comedies. I can't really say much about the story, it's just a family reunion caught on tape with the Al Pacino thing on the side, but it does all fit in.

CONS: Like my other reviews, there's only a few small problems with the movie, there's only a few jokes that I didn't like. And that's it.

To summarise, I don't see what's so bad about it, it's not as awful as everybody else is making it out to be, it's just a silly film to watch and laugh at, and that's what I did! It's not THAT bad, in fact, the film is quite sweet, it makes you feel good after watching it. When I mean sweet, I mean Adam Sandler has this brilliant ability to create these stupid movies that don't look very appealing, but once you open up your mind and actually watch it, you end up liking it and actually liking the characters and some of the sweet moments incorporated into the film. It's a sweet,feel good comedy film where you can have fun, and that's what film-goers need to start doing, just have FUN and stop nit- picking!

'JACK AND JILL'

Directed by: Dennis Dugan

Starring: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes and Al Pacino
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Zookeeper (2011)
Retrospective Reviews- Zookeeper (2011)
30 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Hey, everybody! I've finally seen the Kevin James comedy 'Zookeeper' and I'm about to tell you why it's one of the funniest kids films made in a long time!

PROS: First of all, Kevin James is a funny guy, I'm used to seeing him as Doug Heffernan in 'King of Queens', but I also saw him in 'I Now Pronounce you Chuck & Larry', both of those projects he was in were aimed towards adult audiences, and yes, he was very funny. But it's also nice that he's doing a kids movie. He plays the character of Griffin Keyes, a jolly, socially awkward zoo-keeper, and he plays the part very well, he's funny, charming and relateable. He just wants to be accepted by his peers and his ex- fiancée (played by Leslie Bibb) who he desperately wants back, but he'd like to be himself, too. Rosario Dawson was a sweet love interest for Griffin, as she was a nicely developed character who liked Griffin for who he was. The story was great, and the jokes fit in perfectly with the witty script, there's a few adult jokes in there, and a few scenes featuring 2 bickering bears. The animals were funny, too, with the likes of a lion, a monkey, a giraffe and an elephant, and a grumpy gorilla. They ALL work in the story, even if they're not used in such a great way as expected, and all have their own personalities to laugh at.

CONS: This is only something minor, but I think Sylvester Stallone's lion character and Adam Sandler's monkey were heavily under used, as they were my favourite 2 animals. But, other than that, it was a great kids film that some adults will love, too!

P.S: Wait through the end credits, you will hear the greatest thing in the world... SPOILER ALERT! STALLONE SINGS!

Directed by: Frank Coraci

Starring: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Steffiana De La Cruz, Donnie Wahlberg and Thomas Gottschalk

With the Voices of: Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Nick Nolte, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler
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