Alright the movie production, sfx, choreo weren't bad but a number of things in combination eventually just ticks you off. The weakest part was by far the script. Slow, bland, and uninspiring. What parts of the film featuring human dialogue felt insulting to watch, like they tried to push the concept of 'primitive' way too far. In an alternate universe this movie could have been a 10/10. Here's all the reasons why it's not by the end of the film. Let's go in order.
-1 for misleading trailer. They crammed every second of action footage into the trailer, but in the actual film it was nowhere close to what people expected coming from the rest of the trilogy.
-1 convenient plot device #1 - donkey from the opening forest raid escapes by simply assuring Winter he'll be spared by the colonel. by the way, what ever happened to that escaped donkey?
-1 soundtrack - for the love of BANANAS how many times are you going to inundate us with that same melodramatic piano tune?!
-1 coca-cola truck ad breaking immersion
-1 artificial character development - Nova (the girl) doesn't bat an eye for her dead father/caretaker but one flower later she's crying for the ape. Didn't you meet him only 20 minutes ago?
-1 sign language logic - apes communicate through sign language and grunts. OK. But Caesar looking through binoculars and somehow understanding the chimp next to him is just silly. Also.. how does the girl manage to learn the language of the apes in a single day?! (maybe it's the mutated virus)
-1 convenient plot device #2 - single guard that holds the master key gets baited into opening the cage. I'll admit I chuckled at the poop flinging.. but THE LOGIC. COME. ON. You had ONE JOB.
-1 every scene feels like it's being played in slow motion, like they were purposely trying to match the apes' style of speaking or something. Speed it up by 1.25x, trust me. You'll thank me later for saving you half an hour of your life.
-1 convenient plot device #3 - victorious soldiers rush into a demolished base for no good reason. Avalanche proceeds to wipe away the rest of the humanity.
+1 the only silver lining was the technical: flawless CGI, landscapes, cinematography, and motion capturing.
-1 for misleading trailer. They crammed every second of action footage into the trailer, but in the actual film it was nowhere close to what people expected coming from the rest of the trilogy.
-1 convenient plot device #1 - donkey from the opening forest raid escapes by simply assuring Winter he'll be spared by the colonel. by the way, what ever happened to that escaped donkey?
-1 soundtrack - for the love of BANANAS how many times are you going to inundate us with that same melodramatic piano tune?!
-1 coca-cola truck ad breaking immersion
-1 artificial character development - Nova (the girl) doesn't bat an eye for her dead father/caretaker but one flower later she's crying for the ape. Didn't you meet him only 20 minutes ago?
-1 sign language logic - apes communicate through sign language and grunts. OK. But Caesar looking through binoculars and somehow understanding the chimp next to him is just silly. Also.. how does the girl manage to learn the language of the apes in a single day?! (maybe it's the mutated virus)
-1 convenient plot device #2 - single guard that holds the master key gets baited into opening the cage. I'll admit I chuckled at the poop flinging.. but THE LOGIC. COME. ON. You had ONE JOB.
-1 every scene feels like it's being played in slow motion, like they were purposely trying to match the apes' style of speaking or something. Speed it up by 1.25x, trust me. You'll thank me later for saving you half an hour of your life.
-1 convenient plot device #3 - victorious soldiers rush into a demolished base for no good reason. Avalanche proceeds to wipe away the rest of the humanity.
+1 the only silver lining was the technical: flawless CGI, landscapes, cinematography, and motion capturing.
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