bobbybits Reviews

Extant (2014–2015)

Mars Needs Moms.............

[11 July 2014]

Mars needs moms for robotic children. Eerie predictable music. Hopefully not quite the extant of it? To be turned into demon seeded cyborgs without their kill switches because got to love those virtual machines. So artificially alien? Throwing in another astronaut who didn't land on ze moon and more conspiracy.

Some possibility although often seeing mixes before turn confounding.

Opening was boring I almost switched off. Few twists will keep my attention for more episodes.

Why when she was alone, did she DIY? The answer must be there somewhere.

Penny Dreadful: Grand Guignol (2014) Season 1, Episode 8

Granduous Guano

[1/10 · 9 July 2014]

Completely Batshit. Leading to this grand finale, chasing the daughter throughout the entire season in every extreme of those many lengths employed. Committing to capturing, or ending that vampire. No. Sadly already had a daughter. The smallest duration of this episode attention is paid on topic. Having another master even though that one had got staked, not the dreaded bride to be. Marrying itself? The bridesmaids had all but disappeared.

Frankenstein monster thinking has to be a girl, to get a girl. This doesn't work out, getting the sack, please fire already. Not quite. Vampires have now made the theatre their lair. Somebody popped miss Croft's fun bags, taking her breath away, although her nostrils are clearly flinching from Lycan Bo. Frankenstein's monster finally gets an orange in the form of zombie bride once reflated.

Black is definitely not Grey, bringing out the worse feelings when not previously fully exorcised by a bisexual, gunslinger, werewolf, priest. So instead she tries nunnery, knowledge is power when cloistering that dreaded demon bride.

Unfortunately the big game Hunter's expedition back to the continent is cancelled, Tarzan is now London residing as a Werewolf.

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO! I can't understand a word of it......

The Raid 2 (2014)

Longer, Louder

[7/10 · 22 June 2014]

Bigger, Louder, Longer. Better? No! A bigger budgeted rehash, lacking in comparison to its EPIC original. I can only assume this will take the turn of all other predecessor franchises, ending with some 3D poop spatter, needing more paint.

I hated the plot here it was awfully nonexistent. The gangster hierarchy shown were pathetic cardboard cutouts, painful to watch. Aside I didn't like the hammer scenes in this martial arts film they lacked balance and function, alongside the baseball bat sequence. Tediously. A few other scenes were also quite drawn out. Although overall it will keep the fanboy's re-watching for this entertaining ride that was a roller coaster of paced action, in between some of the above duration. Yes! An enjoyable film for the style of martial arts seen and action.

Brutal martial arts action film, but really wasn't as good as the first at all, therefore cannot be rated higher.

24: Live Another Day (2014)

A Sequel to Dementia

[19 June 2014]

Awful to the point of Dementia. The strategy when watching the start episode then fast forwarding until the ending. Maybe then a winner? Painfully what is as seen in between, forgetting, the entire ride. What happened? I would not want to hazard as a guess. Unfunctional Memory..

If those could manage when concentrating on a single plot line shown within the daily 24 hours, seen like as in Redemption. Maybe, just maybe would jive better. I am confounded at how badly this ship sinks. At least it hasn't been with past immunity those presidential pardons, cough cough. The effects, explosions here have been made better to extents. Although the plot is as forever comical within every construction.

Retaining some loose attention, until that bus. So ridiculously scriptwriters needed an out, following with Alzheimer's. But as a show forever happenstantially fragmenting mostly into the bizarre.

Presently I cannot help myself laughing at jokes made. An American leader having Alzheimer's, making up foreign policy, ironies abound.

Penny Dreadful: Closer Than Sisters (2014) Season 1, Episode 5

Dreadfully Penny

[18 June 2014]

I was slightly enjoying this period series forgiving some of that Twilight'ness. Importantly Frankenstein should have been a German or rather a Dr Jekyll & Hyde creation but that would have been some sort of league rip off. Happily quite glad to see the Proteus mache.

Some other periodic blunders. 5 pound notes that look like a fiver, not that A4 sheet of paper. Rats on shore, but without that barrier and after the plague. Oranges given freely when seated within the theatre. Pet rats in a dog fight, not hissing, biting and digging upon being cornered. Wolves that human hands are then placed into their mouths. 6 shooters having more rounds which automatically reload. Etc, etc.

The seance's painful repetition. Aside getting to this episode. Dreadful obtains her powers from epileptic sex with the devil, wasn't quite all that same froth from a seize'her. But I am finding this plot to be quite questionable to this series intent? Having a person making a deal with the devil, selling their soul for power upon doing his bidding. Only to later pursue others who are also in league with those same demonic forces. Possibly only a pawn in the yin and yawn, Egyptian dayities, those forces of the night joining. Although this picture should lead to her demise, upon her not opening that ninth gate. Painfully related back to the Seance as her former self of who the f..k was Vanessa.

Or otherwise construed as a developed hole here. How can somebody not have another motive when in direct league with darkness, despite of her dreaded Jekyll'ness?

No rating given. Blandly clichéd for the twilight fanclub within some error but overall slightly enjoyable for its settings and actors

Game of Thrones: The Children (2014) Season 4, Episode 10

Where Do Whores Go?

[1/10 · 16 June 2014]

Typically as a show making it up as it goes along. Barely one scene that was not possibly coherent to the source material drawn.In some kind of made for TV dumbness. Sure it got to an ending. Did watch well not at all.

Jon meets the Wildlings, who treat him with respect after he has turned coat. Jon was told prior he would be killed if they think he is still a crow. Because 400 Wildlings are climbing the wall where there isn't an anchor attached, more then had ever attacked Castle Black in the war.

Stannis attacks the Wildling Camp. A man of the Watch is not a Wildling in costume in a Wildling camp, believe him. Mance doesn't kneel for the 4th time, so make him kneel when surrounding his camp? But some spy will preside judgement for the king because the Watch doesn't get involved when Ned's dead.

Ygrette again, the boredom, in constant repetition eventually abandoning duties beyond the wall, to make a funeral pyre, ash makes a greater Snow of the north, no revenge for that betrayal.

The Dragons get chained for not burning the shepherd boy in a previous episode.

The Hobbits find a big Tree which has a lot of graves around buried under it, turning into skeletons whom attack, killing Jojen, some sorceress creates some sparks pew'pew Skell's. Inviting the hobbits into the roots where there are more skeletons, that don't attack? The Hound fights Brienne in the worst sword fight ever seen. The dagger not hugged was as awful as any rock fight. She was looking for Catelyn's daughters even had been given a description previously.

The Imp escapes, but with no real build up, quickly free to explore the castle. Finding Shae whom says nothing because the Imp like to choke on love. NO Daddy I loved her but I'm your cherub, with an arrow to the heart. Why was Shae in her own quarters dry humping the big bed? Must have been because of Tyrion's irritable bowel syndrome? Dreadful if this series read as badly as what was watched, these book would never sell at all...... Would they?

Game of Thrones: The Watchers on the Wall (2014) Season 4, Episode 9

YFI channel flick

[1/10 · 9 June 2014]

First 15 minutes were of incoherent blather. How to abandon vowels, reading books on Aemon, because of ginger minge, whaa no babies allowed, being infantile defeats foes.

Then the Big Fight. DUN DUN in constant repetition throughout. Some stupid speech follow by something stupider. Running up and down the tower in circles, a little bit of splatter bursting a blood bag. DUN DUN then another arrow hits. I thought I saw a Wildling wearing glasses in their first battle cry. The fat man grappling the gate was like watching Santa getting stuck in chimney, it should have been sent to you've been framed. The melee with commanders, face palm. A giant anchor cutting through an ice wall works just like a french horn DUN DUN, shattering. Exploding barrels blew up the people chucking them, but what about those dropped exploding only as splinters. Does a troll live under the bridge? Run away, 100k men have packed up for the night lads. We won.

Not only did they butchered this entire sequence outside of source content. What was created? What was I watching here? I couldn't honestly tell you.

Game of Thrones: The Mountain and the Viper (2014) Season 4, Episode 8

Beetle Splatter

[1/10 · 2 June 2014]

Why do beetles get smashed? Because they are so much fun to watch explode. I suppose any audience are those spastic's?

The rest of this episode was tosh of the incoherent nonsense.

We had Sansa and Little Fingers, snail, building for later spoilers.

Greyworm's lack of a worm got all excited. How did he managed that with his eye or his mee?

Stockholm syndrome Reeks. Has the makings of a real bastard of the North, who needs a bath because he cannot see for miles.

The Lannister's hound rides up to the Eyrie to laugh at Lady Arryn death. Not shot full of arrows or captured, on sight, no they must have believed them.

Deanery's arguing again in another episode of tit for tat banter.

The Night's watch. Winter has been coming all season, maybe it will arrive next week. Despite of however long it has taken to track down an escaped Wildling, filly. Because a baby can walk to Castle Black from the last village pillaged.

Bleh

Hannibal: Mizumono (2014) Season 2, Episode 13

How would you take it from here?

[7/10 · 24 May 2014]

The end said it all, evil incarnate. Quite shockingly unexpected up to certain extents. WTF happened there, hahaha. The opening of the season held only a small glimpse of that final horrific act.

Ultimately quite annoyed that whatever there was with this ending finale. Possibly only to be cheesed in another renewed season. It could stop here on a win? Doubtfully cannot live up to that again.

They should all be dead, but somebody wasn't as, until any phoned coppers had arrived. Hence any later Season 3, and the chase is on, Verger's pigs. Killing Chilton showed a different scheme to this TV series line. When already holding an innocent Will behind those bars most of this season, possibly why that cycle isn't to be repeated if again. Bedelia almost as any Clarice preempting any possible later schemes?

Would like to rate higher, the build up, plots, throughout these seasons have been a ride. Although if another season is renewed, doesn't really leave in too much expectation.

Arrow: Unthinkable (2014) Season 2, Episode 23

Tedious Dull Unbearable

[1/10 · 18 May 2014]

This show needs a complete rehash. If it plans to stay on air. There is no point in watching it unless your are some spotty teenager who has adolescent family issues, when fantasising about imaginary superhero friends. This shows only formula is to keep all Brady's together happy when playing out their family themes altogether as superheroes in their weekly pantomime soap Opera.

What should have been an epic season ending, a battle against an epic villain. Was nothing more then a confounding mess of stupidity.

The only real season bonus, the mum died along the way. Hurray one less Brady theme to suffer. Sadly not, quickly replaced by a Dad who should have been dead. Useless characters who should have been eliminated, in any other episodes. Those themes will remain as constant for this under aged market.

Did we lose anymore of his merry band of vigilantes? Sorting the wheat from the what is use by dated chaff. No they will get that fat paycheck for another season of pantomime. A show with more Brady time they any actual crime.

Dull more than ever tediously on looking forward to next season with all the same stupid faces and their girl friend swapping gorilla tactics. Sadly more so when the League of Assassins, is signing up to the Hood's presumptions. In coming back from the dead to provide so more family issues.

Do us all a favour by cancelling this crap show. Providing a chance for a genuine superhero caper where good and evil battle without any constraint from soap opera pantos. Not afraid to kill the useless characters providing real action, not the above comments.

0 out of 10 don't watch this show, if your not that little Tweenie.

Game of Thrones: The Laws of Gods and Men (2014) Season 4, Episode 6

The End didn't justify the Means

[5/10 · 13 May 2014]

Outside of Peter Dinklage whose performance was absolutely outstanding in the Trial's final moments which will lead up to the correct course.

The rest of the episode was haphazardly strung along so far away from source material. The pieces hardly fit at all, how will any content now follow the books? Hard to say with this being made up as it goes along leaving gaping holes along the way.

Outside of the obvious: Why didn't they silence the damn mutts, knock Reek out when being such hard bastards and sling him over their shoulders. This content is far away from source, she will go back home with his tail between her legs without him after setting off on her grand quest of recovery? The Bastard had wax on his chest after passionate sex, why didn't we see this act.

Deanery's court: Had absolutely nobody in it? This is right after she has just conquered all of slaver's bay, single file only lads is the way to address this novice queen. She will pay for sheep but what of the boy? Crucifixion must have been an almost instant kill with a nail through organs in the stomach bleeding out in hours, rather then dying slowly for days. Although really watches as they topple of any posts, because they can wrench their hands free. Aside Hizdahr and the arena?

Stannis will now pay the Night's Watch? Instead of showing the power and manipulation of the Iron Bank, in a tedious scene which potentially rob us of any later scheme's. Unless another representative has to chase down interest because that is how banks work. after loaning for a victory. When King's and their rich Houses are still on the throne having the ability not to default so coherently.

Last week don't get me wrong, the fight was great against some nobody cut throat. Who would have simply cut her throat first rather then get shafted.

This episode the trial was awesome Dinklege was epic, the evil dwarf because dwarfism is such a crime. Easy to see where this story leads from trial by combat.

Come on now mostly away from material.

Game of Thrones: Oathkeeper (2014) Season 4, Episode 4

Oathkeeper amounts to Spoiler

[1/10 · 29 April 2014]

That was an insulting episode to every book reader amounting to nothing more then a giant spoiler. Are we not to read any books? Because the story has been change drastically so in episodes like this providing spoilers on information which we haven't read yet, when in changing many plot lines away from source content?

The hammiest of crucifixions ever, tell me please how they served to execute, but cheesily groan more, Bleh Bleh?

Lady Tyrell in so many words naming herself Joffrey killer is massively away from any sourced content. There was assumption, however this was never explicit.

We now have the undocumented Wight hierarchy, tell me though, which caste the baby falls into? Supreme pedo devil Magi, Undead Wight, Zombie Warrior?

The Hobbits are going to find employ at Castors Brothel, when not being lead somewhere else, by someone else. All because Snow's Wolf is now a guard DAG. Mr Pompei is off to recuse them, when leaving Castle Black undefended, when taking all the best fighters away.

Tommen's chamber is unguarded after his brother had just been murderer and Cersei despite her disbelief had just been told it wasn't the Imp. All so Margery can hypnotise dun dun dun those bells are in full swing.

This episode was entirely drivel

Game of Thrones: The Lion and the Rose (2014) Season 4, Episode 2

One bastard Too Many

[6/10 · 15 April 2014]

This episode seemed almost anti-climatic in it's approach. It was so mundanely boring in repetition brought on from some the actor nuances that were quite forced. That upon the end it was barely a surprise despite any horrific face.

The episode relying on it's bastards to make an impression, goading us into our hate of them.

The Bolton Bastard typically setting scene as psychopath. It would have been nicer to hear just how Roose Bolton was smuggled into his lands, undoubtedly taking the White Harbour ferry. Not quite as dramatic as proclaimed. Walda did make an impression as scary.

Stannis his daughters screen time wasn't really felt as burning men or dramatic when executing former kin, but alas gull glue was a change of scenery from other bells.

The Brandon scenes were well done adding some supernatural horror and style into what was fast becoming quite repetitive.

The wedding itself was quite wrecked by Joffery's repetition and the many advert breaks on Atlantic painfully chopped each scene to a few minute intervals, debatable if the series had more air time between each. The wedding itself wasn't set at night so any fire jesters were quite wasted. Although the biggest WTF moment came from the vagina splits, shocking. Dinklage hasn't really set tones too well when looking so much worse for wear of late, rather then any of his former persona. The dwarf brigade didn't really tumble and were rather stolen with their hooting, when dry rubbing a teddy bear and mooning. By the end after suffering so many chops, hoping any finale had come minutes earlier. There was far too much of Joffrey to even care about what had seemed anti-climatic, as everybody hates him. I wouldn't have even put it past his own mother. Was it me or did Tommen gain a few years from any previous seasons? There was some great moments adding to the GOT charm and schemes, Tyrell manipulation, Cersei vehemence, the Dornish.

Although a must watch episode in keeping with the story but overall quite bland.

The Walking Dead: The Grove (2014) Season 4, Episode 14

But......What happened to the baby?

[1/10 · 17 March 2014]

Seriously you gotta be kidding me. What was the thought behind this awful episode....Kids go zombie, but you can forgive them? They were sisters, I don't buy that for a minute, not from what has previously been seen or what has been shown up until this current episode. No coherence at all here. But the lack of vengeance on ending really made this episode all that much worse.

The psychotic sister tries to save her sisters life shooting the zombies, helping free her sister to escape. While she has been trusted to care for her sister on many numerous occasions. What was so different here? After witnessing hundreds of zombies killed. Although the scene previous in this episode having that trigger once her plaything zombie was killed. But wait for it, she knows exactly what to do next scene, to her sister, not the baby? The baby was fine and smiling as she hadn't gotten that far yet in her own words.

Where is the disappearing baby on ending? The same thing happened a few episodes back, now you see the baby on the ground. He leaves it with the girls then the baby appears in his arms. This episode you see the baby in his arms then you don't on ending, only a third grave. Why was there 3 graves on ending, and no baby?

The deer hangs around for the gunshot..... Pathetic

Those Who Kill (2014)

Don't Bother

[1/10 · 11 March 2014]

Fast forwarded after hearing the boss mans speech at the first crime scene. Then literally the same scenes are repeated constantly throughout. Really? I had thought my player was in a loop, broken, stuck in groundhog day. Okay! I understand now that the lead investigator had a serious coffin fetish, but after 3 times in that box. I would have thought just maybe you ain't gonna go and do that one again. The dialogue was painful making me want to shove tacks in my ears to make it stop, then just maybe I would be imitating some of their same faces. But what did I gain? Well, Muhahaha! This is how to make a psychotic looking face. When not particularly clever making investigator, with what is done is that same thing over and over again, in awful repetition of mistakes. Any content was about as disturbed as anthropology, throwing in some ridiculous theatrics, then we get the psychological profile of a? But tell me what happened finally.

I don't even want to try to watch the next the next episode, otherwise something would get broken. Avoid!

The Walking Dead: Still (2014) Season 4, Episode 12

Yawnnnnn

[1/10 · 9 March 2014]

The episode was painfully boring much those watered peach snaps throughout. But hey just don't drink the moonshine! Because that would have been jailbait, with any truth dare games played when bottles are spun. Sadly, No! Leading to those tears, frustration? Suffering from effects, definitely not those same Burning Man festivities, off any of the supposed cactus juice chaperoned. No characters developed here, but rather more lost zombies.

The scenes all were fail after the opening, which had a better edge dark in the trunk zombies on the prowl banging on the boot. Fell right apart afterwards, the hanging zombies had no gravity, other then as pathetic as all attempts at getting drunk in those ways shown, developed.

Arrow: Time of Death (2014) Season 2, Episode 14

Unwatchable

[27 February 2014]

Absolutely utterly unwatchable. If you can wade through that amount of crap, throughout these recent episodes then getting to ending. However fast forwarding looking for those entire 5 minutes of action based entertainment. Assuming that your some teen hipster who watches the Disney channels Brady bunch programming not Malcolm's middle finger an appropriate response to this age group. The recent formula is about 5 or so minutes of some bad guy often an idiot with an ego to match this superhero, then those Brady's solve that mystery. The rest of the time is spent. Dun dun forgetting some pointless memory. When following all those mommy, daddy, family issues at the family pizza party. Episode concludes with any message, killing is real bad, not at all cool on this show now, so when looking for any revenge dress in tights like the hood, but give a family hug, and don't forget deodorant, green arrow'sol.

I would die if I watch another episode of this crap.......... if a minus rating is possible this takes that raspberry

The Walking Dead: Inmates (2014) Season 4, Episode 10

Round and Round the Roundabout

[18 February 2014]

Constantly spinning in circles. But requiring drastic action instead of these fillers, which just don't see enough walking with the dead. Another boring episode playing on the same gratuitous themes. Zombies are cattle. How many can we slaughter as quickly and easily as possible per episode, not scary counting those cows. Any horror film would have run out of this course, when never undermining that antagonist. Introduce a nobody so they can be zombie fodder, although any known heroes are super humanly invincible. Because none of them die until a given scenario where they have too, in some big epic sending off and finally horrifically they are then a zombie. Although this never happens often enough to make any real sense of horror. Because the antagonists are merely a never ending river of spatter. Oh but then the colonels men came, durp durp.

Hurrah for seeing some ingenuity and finally seeing some intelligent body armour. But Do'h Molotav's are for cars only because zombies are attracted to fire which doesn't burn them.

House of Cards: Chapter 15 (2014) Season 2, Episode 2

Please just one Coherent Scene?

[1/10 · 16 February 2014]

I understand at times a realist, while some find entertainment in the theatrics, that pomp performance with all the sprinkles. Amounting to often containing credibility, although often missing out on simple fact. Where do you draw the line on what is great and what is ridiculous? In imagination land, where some people have so made there homes away from reality. Everything is possible, but often falling short of much fact.

I won't get votes, because anybody can write praise, worshipping their gods, so easily done in a chorus of agreement.

Back to this show. Personally I will start watch TV, which doesn't try so hard, unrealism that opposite, those shows that don't try as much. When watching I can turn my brain off and enjoy. Unfortunately here I won't make it past this episode on awful attempts.

Here Zoe's estranged death and we see 10 seconds of CCTV camera on a screen shot of the platform cam facing up the platform, showing her ruled suicide only. The police response is so nonprocedural, I am assuming they must be on prescription MEDS. Her colleague gave them a report of stating a possible Underwood connection. The detective on case says give me evidence outside of conspiracies. Therefore a warrant couldn't be obtained for Underwood phone. Gee Sherlock? Why don't you just use Zoe's record which would be obtained on questionable death via the number her colleague gave you. Ascertaining why she was in the station. Not to mention checking both platform cameras for the who dun it in the tunnel in between platforms. Or possibly the person she was talking to which could clearly be seen via the platform cam facing up the platform on angle.

Next we wouldn't get the stupid infomerical for Tor. Cmon now. Most know the NSA has a back door, the programming is sound to extent in theory, but how come so many are getting caught there? Other ways to mask identity then running a program with somebodies else software. Hey Mr hackers please hacks the vice president. I really needs evidence of a phone greeting. Hacker are you joking cop?

The whip plot a juvenile comparison to a prostitute. A woman selling herself in whatever means to gain profit when compromising dignity and principle. It was vile. A woman of worth, visits a child with a terminal condition regularly. When taking money to fund her career from the father of this child who is her personal friend, but blackmails him to pay the fatman's price.

Underwood's house, the secret service must have been bullet proofing the back yard, when he has no agents posted later.

The Chinese. Madam secretary has no say on foreign policy, but what is her job description? America then considers, almost making apology for selected staff, to keep puppet presidents not losing their business partners. In steps indecisive Underwood to redirect only after hearing the puppetmaster trying sever those ties, so maybe ha can be sworn in.

Underwood already preparing his next kill, as his wife no longer keeps secrets. Shsh pin the medal, no don't create a scene. Why wasn't this pursued when it was an issue.

What am I watching here? It will no longer hold my attention

House of Cards: Chapter 14 (2014) Season 2, Episode 1

FU (cuffs) Kids

[14 February 2014]

What the hell are they selling here? I Had my hopes up now not convinced. What a lazy way for Zoe to go. The thought process behind that was exactly? A smart phone doesn't have a SIM or hard drive because a simple delete gets rid of all data/information. There is no such thing as any recovery. The text message, calls, wouldn't be tracked in a questionable profession, murder/suicide from a public face. Forgetting all stations have CCTV, even blind spots are monitored, showing suspicions behaviour as everything is recorded. The VP likes to get his hands really dirty in public places. Cmon now if this opening spells out the beginning of this season we are in trouble on what was a reasonably intelligent show previously.

I am sure that the attention span is captivated by squealing for more thoughtless carnage, explained in such fine words. Kitties purr, cats meow, but tigers are endangered, having suicidal tendencies, it is coming right at me, because real power comes from having the bigger gun.. Moo, you don't say so.

Homefront (I) (2013)

Dad's Army

[1/10 · 12 February 2014]

Fastforwarding to any action minding all the gaps in between with there 10 minutes of ponies.

A boy before his balls have dropped, hardly registers pain in the testicles when punched by a girl within that age group at prep school. Her elbow/punch to the nose questionably also cutting teeth. The main flaw I found so overburdening was on ending the film totally fell apart. Where was Cyrus's gun? Although we wouldn't have had the big fight but really couldn't see much of it in the dark anyway. Gator getting out of the car when being chased by everyone, telling the girl to get back in the car, dying with the moon shining on his smiling face. No Oscar's here. Un-official Witsec means a walk in the park in the same state that those convicts are locked away. I couldn't concentrate on any of this movie between all the fast forwarding, but all of those nuances from Stratham were the real killer.

Action men should stick to doing action.

The Walking Dead: After (2014) Season 4, Episode 9

Walking with Zombies

[10 February 2014]

Zombies are not attracted to living flesh like parasites. No sudden movements. By pulling them around like pet lapdogs on a leash they won't attack with their mouths when they are quite harmless, silent H. A decapitated head turns into a zombie because it was already dead. With this episode sinking into new levels of mindlessness zombification.

I can only hope that team zombie wins. As the better protagonist that colonel is questionably dead? Or maybe back missing another appendage, to be later resurrected. Who cares with episodes like this.

Daddy whose that Texas ranger now, by holding the bigger gun which doesn't knock back over. Scavenging the best, but doesn't eat at mealtimes. Tying the best knots, but forgetting to do up the bootlaces.

This episode was fast forwarded. Some are reunited, hurrah, they might live to survive all the scary cowtripping...

Lone Survivor (2013)

Frogmen aren't superman but there can be only one

[1/10 · 10 February 2014]

Awful. However I enjoy war films that make an impact, showing war for what it is. This film was miles off that mark. Making comedy to please the arena. Rather then actually paying the proper tribute to the fallen with their acts of courage, bravery and valour. There were absolutely no combat tactic's of any real battle significance shown as established.

This film was a machine-gun'slasher, in it Rambo meets Sparta. The frogmen aka sniper-ninja's. Try to fly off of mountainsides a few separate times. Headbutting granite, smacking their necks, backs, limbs into tree's and rocks. When being riddled with .45 calibre rounds from enemy Ak47's. The enemy who engage with superior numbers, die overwhelmingly to single shot kill guns. Even when having many RPG's but not grenades. After the insurgents claim the elevated positions, they can not really create any shrapnel explosions of any kind, even when the frogmen are but a few yards below. The Talibunnies die in numbers to the holy hand grenade, in this propagated comically attempt at heroism. The scenery shown was within a lush forest. I am wondering what part of Afghanistan that region is? Perhaps bordered with Pakistan wouldn't response EVAC been more timely, if being backed by air support or drones? Would the insurgents not have planted IED's and mines where the radius for optics on their stronghold was in location. Despite of arming their goats with cell phones? Alas the frogman's tale is spun on the title, once being peppered with so many bullet holes they eventually. Well....

Action film's could be made with realism when showing specific war events in honour of those that have fallen. Or they are turned into fiction. This is Sparta, NO, not at all..

The Originals (2013–2018)

Unoriginals a name of an emo band because they suck

[1/10 · 9 February 2014]

An unoriginal show made by teens for teens who didn't pay any attention in vampire class.

This show starts on a ship a few centuries ago, hurrah for a period piece? Getting those hopes up too soon. Jumping to no other then where in a modern when? You got it? New Orleans because it is all too familiar with that true blood. Having those witches, werewolves, and vampires of today. A little latter we see a vampire using a cell phone, to talk to another vampire taking a bath in a bathtub. These "most" original vampires ever, were dun dun dun dun naaaaaaaaaaaaaa, created by a witch's spell, to defeat the curse of the werewolf, really? No, now this show can have hybrid were'vamps. New Orleans is now infested with these creatures. Because all it took was a witch casting some evil voodoo, now we has daywalkers.

The acting, hair gelled, earing's, tattoo's, three piece suite, Dialogue am ze original vampire, but how are you doin, apology for dining now. Effects, now you see me now you don't, dropping some painted feces, along the way.

This show is so unoriginal, dreadfully, terrible it sucks. Bieber is playing alongside these originals at that emo rave, must have a teen market. No! Help them, they will die.

Arrow: Heir to the Demon (2014) Season 2, Episode 13

Superhero Soap Opera

[6 February 2014]

Welcome to the weekly Superhero Soap.

This show is getting boring less and less time is dedicated to action per week sometimes lucky to seen a solid 15 minutes of superhero foo'ey. Rather we have family driven dialogue with the sob stories from the Brady bunch. Am I missing out on this being a chick flick? I am a regular Joe who wants to see good vs evil when it comes to superhero's bringing in explosions, martial arts, action and arrows. Not meet a family soap drama, from actors who only got the part in being a supposed action series, which has less action but often more dialogue. Kill some of that noise when focusing on the vigilante doing his revenge justice.

Oh but argues a potential powder keg? It always should be and constantly without that family drama in a superhero series or they can all be soap arrows.