kimmie_cutie Reviews

The Haunted Museum (2021– )

Oh dear God, the acting. Gutted!

[4/10 · 26 October 2021]

I have to say I was so excited to see that Zac and Eli had teamed up. The horror king and the prince of spooky! How could it have been so bad then? Honestly, it boils down to the actors.

I'm so sorry that they weren't better, because these stories are interesting and with an element of 'real' to them (meaning they exist and you can visit them) , I'd have been far more impressed if the casting had been right.

I tried SO hard to look past it but they are telling your story guys, they ruined it for you and sadly you're held accountable because you cast them- you have the final say.

Bigger budget next time, get properly trained actors who don't sound and look like they are performing a child's nativity.

Death Walker (2020– )

It's ok.

[6/10 · 9 April 2021]

I hate to be a jerk, but I just feel like this guy is lacking personality. What he's saying is interesting and thought provoking whether you believe it or not, I just found myself skipping 10 seconds here and there as he was boring me with his dull vocal tone and lack of any excitement or showmanship.

It doesn't feel like a usual ghost hunt, more like a stoned guys thoughts of time, space and dimensions which felt more like an educational video rather than a tv show meant to entertain. That's ok, just not for me.

Nothing actually happened in the first episode so far as evidence so I think I'll be skipping future episodes.

Sorry Nick just missed the mark for me personally.

Muck (I) (2015)

The writer wanted to hire girls to get their boobs out for him

[1/10 · 16 March 2015]

What the... I have no words.

So lemme get this straight. You're 2 best friends were killed, you run for help, you decide hey - there's a bar, and there's a hot girl right there.. let's have a shot, and hey, I'm just gonna wash my face whilst I'm here because it's not like anyone is in any immediate danger of being savaged to death whilst they wait for me to save them. And the nudity... well my Husband loves a bit of T&A in a film (he's a guy,duh!) but even he couldn't understand why every girl in the move was flashing her silicones when they should perhaps be concentrating on , um I don't know..survival maybe?

We couldn't understand if this was a horror, comedy, or an audition for porno for the lovely leading ladies. That being said, the only thing they could do was take off their clothes as their acting skills left a LOT to be desired. Where did they find these girls?! In the back pages of a magazine me thinks.

How on earth this film got the green light for production, I have no idea. And we were so outraged by the sh*tness of the overall film, I signed up to IMDb just to warn others about not only wasting time watching this spaff, but actually destroying braincells by watching it.

How people have given this anything over 1* I don't know. I can only assume that there are a couple of 15yr old boys banging the bishop to the boobies.

So in short...I just died inside after watching this ..erm...'film'

(Oh, and the girl in the club bathroom changing her underwear 20 times???? WHY???)

DO NOT WASTE 1 SECOND OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE ON THIS FILM!!