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Ankle Biters (2002)
The worst movie I have ever seen
I rented this movie thinking that I would probably get a good laugh out of it.
I wasn't even able to watch it for more than ten minutes, and this coming from someone who watches "ShowGirls" for kicks.
Bad, bad, bad. The acting was awful, the cinematography was hideous, the costumes were ridiculous, the plot was non-existent, even the props were the worst I'd ever seen in a movie. They even borrowed lines from Jerry Maguire!
I love to watch bad movies, but I just couldn't stand this movie. I tried, I really did...I kept thinking "Maybe the next scene will be better", but I couldn't. It was a complete waste of my time, and my vote for the worst movie of the year, decade...century even.
Do not waste your money on this movie and make the same mistake I did. As much as I love wretched low budget B movies with bad plots, this one really belongs in the trash.
A Light in the Forest (2003)
A cute, cheesy, family film
I rented this movie thinking it would be the worst I'd ever seen (okay, not the worst, "Ankle Biters" took that prize). I was (mostly) wrong.
It certainly wasn't picture of the year, but it was actually quite entertaining. Several of the actors were a little cheesy and over dramatic, but I think I'll let it go since they were playing evil faerie tale witches and kings. The plot is laughable, but even so I couldn't help but *like* it. A few of the actors were actually not too bad, especially for newcomers, and the movie in it's entirety is something that both kids and adults (and even teenagers) can enjoy.
In a nutshell...cute, cheesy, fun. This is a movie that you can laugh at and still be entranced by.