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4/10
Rule #1: Dodge This Movie
24 October 2004
You can spot huge advertisement everywhere, "Another Big Hit Comedy From Ben Stiller" which made me actually believed this movie could be pretty funny and even good. And man was I surprised, it should've said "Another 'I'm Pissing My Career Down The Sever' Comedy From Ben Stiller". Seriously, I used to like and wait something from a Ben Stiller film/comedy but nowadays they're just not good. Last good film "from" Ben Stiller propably was Royal Tenenbaums from years ago. Every single crap he has done ever since has been crap in the meaning. Just for the record, the leading actor is mostly Vince Vaughn.

The plot is thick, very formulaic and as easily predictable as the result of Finland versus England football match up. Acting feels like they only shot when it were Sunday. Okay it's better to jump over what's bad as I really didn't like this movie at all. So what good there can be if... the one and only thing worth the while are the cameos from David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris, which both lasts about 5 seconds in total.

Rule #2: You can have a lot more fun with your own balls.
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10/10
My vocabulary don't do justice to this film.
19 July 2004
Well, first off I'd like to say I'm a bit of a Seagal-junkie. Then I'd have to say why I bothered writing something this time.. this just might be the best film Seagal's ever done! I haven't seen them all, yet, they're quite hard to get. The role Seagal has is perfect for him, a hardened cop, the role in which he owns the screen, anyway he acts great. In the film there are superb martial arts. There's even a bit of a plot. And did I mention martial arts, they are totally kicking arse. And there are lots of them. As well as action, car chase(s), gun fighting, everything.

I definitely recommend this to anyone who's into action films. And you have to find yourself an uncut copy.
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