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S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003)
Absolutely genius
This movie absolutely left me wanting more. I thought the opening sequence with the blonde woman (whose robe was wide open) was totally a clever way to get the action moving and help foreshadow the rest of the film. The characters were all very believable as friends as well, although it appeared that even though Mark and Brandon were friends enough to go away camping together for the weekend, Brandon still had no clue how Mark met his wife. Tracey and Brandon also had great chemistry as well, and even though Brandon had sex with Denise in the middle of the same night he had sex with Tracey previously, I was totally rooting for Brandon and Tracey to get together. I could totally feel the anguish and the confusion Mark felt as he looked for his wife in the woods as well, and when he had sex with Denise on that very same expedition, I knew I was watching something truly special unfold. Whilst Densise and Mark engaged in a brief respite from searching for Susan(whom they feared missing) and had sexual intercourse on the ground, I found the wood chopping scenes, taking place at the same time, very chilling. Nothing made me gasp in fear more though than when the killer clown bellowed aloud in the woods, then appeared at the door to the house and yelled "welcome to hell (expletives)!". Very genius interchange between characters indeed. In the end, I found this movie a true cinematic work of art, filled with plot twists and suspense aplenty.
Mr. Jingles (2006)
Breathtaking film masterpiece
I thought the film was brilliant. I thought John Anton's acting was excellent as well. He really reeled me in with his intensity and his complete disdain for Baines, the mayor. I totally identified with his excitement when he revealed to Melanie's dad that he had the perfect incantation (and a butcher's knife) to send that innocent man (Mr. Jingles) back to hell where he came from. I also loved Baines' realistic portrayal of the angst ridden mayor, terrified the town would learn the real events of what actually happened the night Angie Randalls parents were murdered. His anguish and his pain I felt deep in my bones. Even being bothered by something as simple as some crazy old bitches lunch program sent his anxiety sky high. I especially loved the romance between Angie and Rusty. Their chemistry practically jumped off the screen! In the end though, what made the movie was the shockingly frightening looking Mr. Jingles and his rabid killing spree, most notably his gruesome severing of that one young man's enormous penis, which he then tossed like a boomerang and hit his friend in the face with, before hurling a hatchet in his forehead from 100 feet away in broad daylight.