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Spanglish (2004)
A walkout fest.
Eww, gross. This is movie made me walk out of the cinema seat. When I see this movie in cinema with the friends of mine in the long time ago of 2004, we had to leave the cinema premises. A walkout festival 'twas!
Adam "Egg-shaped-head-according-to-Drew-Barrymore's-character-in-50- First-Dates-the-movie" Sandle was terrible, again. Infant Terrible I would say! ~ Call Terry, 'cause this ain't happenin'! ~ Gosh, anywho, no interest generated in viewership in incipit of the movie. I throw my popcorn for which I had previously priorly hithero paid onto the floor and smooshed it into the carpet with both my foots ON THE GROUND. On the ground, I requisitioned. Consolidation was the flavour of the month, Williham.
As for the show, I could not comprehend or understand or grasp or mention what was going on on the screen. Oh my, it was a toughie! Shoes were flying into the stands, but I still did not get a hold on on what hat was mine nor what was happening on the movie premiered.
Out of the three silver spoons and a four rancid carrots: none of the spoons, but three rancid carrots. Translation: not a good effort, Mr Sandle- hair.
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Wha, Wha, W-Hat?
This great mowie. I like many much. It got das sugars. Mos Def brilliance is here.
Hi-Fi, Low-Fi magicality. Jack Black equal goodness gracious great goodies. Narrative was excellency in truthfulness. Heroic ending was a part of movie. If i can watch again I wool. I'm promise.
Out of ten golden booties: nine golden glasses with strings and ribbons. Awards: most under-rated movie I seen in a decades.
Bonus: Mos Def is fancy musician too. I bet you not knowed these. Thanks you! Have a wonderful-licious days!
P.S. Amazon is the proprietor of IMDb! Oh no shoesie nozzles!
Also, the mowie was really, really, really, really, grateful. It is a regret of the theatre owners association corporation of America that this film no longer is screening because it made the bacon, the cake, and the bread. AND the Bank!
Barton Fink (1991)
The important thing is we all have that Barton Fink feeling, but since you're Barton Fink I'm assuming you have it in spades.
What can I say that has not already been said?
Well, obviously, this is an excellent film. To those who disagree, you are all wrong. Not even your so-called "popular opinion" can save you from erroneous judgement.
Barton is an interesting character, no doubt, but more fascinating is Charlie, Barton's neighbour. Although, you shall have to watch the film to find out why. Lipnik jells like one would expect a big-shot Hollywood producer to.
Despite what some may call the film's "oddities," the Coens are certainly resplendent in their ability to present a narrative, twist said narrative (and possibly turn it on its head), while maintaining the viewer's attention. Kudos to the Coen brothers.
So, in sum, this is a great film, one that is definitely worth the watch. Two golden hats out of two.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (2014)
Yes! Watch This Right Now!
Get on this folks. This is the "shiznit." It is honest. It is considered. It is informative. It is not Fox "News." Yes, the word "News" was used in that last sentence, also with the word "Fox," but we all know that Fox "News" doesn't actually have any news. Nothing new there.
Moving on, if you like Stephen Colbert (either of them), Jon Stewart, or perhaps even Bill O'Reilly (? - I'm not his biggest fan), then you'll love this fellow. He brings with him to the news desk the news. A tautology you say? No. Of course not. Just ask Fox "News" if they've ever reported on the news. Silence is all you'll hear from them.
Anyway, it's worth the watch. Hell, even the binge watch.
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)
No, other reviews are wrong
This is a review of a film. This is a review of the film Dylan Doggy.
It was good. I liked it many much. Excuse my English, am I not first language speaker. Overall the film/movie was good, but the other review make it seem bad. I liked it. It was good I think. Thank you for enjoying this review. I enjoyed making a review of a film called Dylan Dog. It was fun. And good. I have to add more lines, so here they are. It was great! NICE FILM EVERYONE!
Furthermore, I would like to add that the overall tone of the film was somewhat underwhelming at times due to the unpolished acting, and possibly flawed script/storyboard. With greater actors, and writers, this film could have been excellent, however, it was not. On the other hand, the final scene with the demonic like creature seemed almost tacky, or gimmicky, and spoiled an otherwise pleasant and quirky film. More lines? Well, here they are!