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Stranded (2001)
bunch of mexicans in space
mexicans in space would be a more accurate title of the movie, because it sucks danish sweatsocks. Gallo and Almeida are the two actors that keeps the movie going good on an actors level, while the rest you just hope for are going to die as quickly as possible. THEY SUCK BIGTIME ! The movie is to long, with uninteresting dialog. It's like Mission To Mars without a plot. Oh theres life ( or has been ) on Mars, END MOVIE !!! Just as it became interesting it ended. But thank GOD IN HEAVEN, ODIN, THOR, LOKE and FRØYA it ended in time for me to see a Woody Allen movie !!
In short the movie is as boring as it is annoying. To bad for Gallo though, he must have been desperate !
Tai-Pan (1986)
Sorry ! This movie was crap !
I dont have much to say about this movie..It had a lot going the right way, until you hear Bryan Browns scotland accent HORRIBLE and ANNOYING ! I actually noticed he's got one look on his face through the whole movie..the type of look you see on a person who is avoiding looking straight in the camera
I saw this movie after I saw Shogun, so I had my hopes up I guess ! Go see Shogun or read the book forget about this crappy Kurosawa wannabe movie
A lot of nice scenery and photography, but the rest sucks swedish meatballs..I feel sorry for the people who had to see this in the cinema and watch the whole thing. My generation had Pearl Harbor so... !!!