Given the success of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, you would think that Hasbro and Paramount would build upon the formula, and release an exciting, high octane sequel. Unfortunately, this follow-up is horrible!
The production values are inferior to the first film, and the story is full of holes. I like the actors involved in Retaliation, but the entire package is a waste. I can't take it, Retaliation is an embarrassment, and everything about it is a waste of the G.I. JOE brand.
In the future, don't listen to die hard fans. People griped about Cobra Commander's appearance in Rise of Cobra; the lack of HISS tanks; and went on and on about Marlon Wayans portraying Ripcord. In Retaliation, there's no Ripcord; Cobra Commander looks like his classic appearance; and there are HISS tanks....and the film is still bad! The Cobra Troopers and Red Ninjas lack the slickness and intimidation of the Elite Vipers, Neo-Vipers, and Viper Commandos.
As for the Joes, Bruce Willis does not embody the classic Joe Colton; it is essentially Willis playing a permutation of John McClain from Die Hard. Lady Jaye, Flint, and Jinx are lacking compared to Duke, Scarlett, Heavy Duty, and Ripcord. Whereas the Joe organization was super high tech in the Rise of Cobra, it is a barely elite force in Retaliation...one that apparently gets wiped out by Cobra.
Whereas the Rise of Cobra is a fast-paced and fun romp, Retaliation is messy and a poor substitute. Destroying the Eiffel Tower was exciting; but wiping out the entirety of London - as witnessed in Retaliation - borders the absurd. Don't waste time renting or purchasing Retaliation. Wait for it to come on cable or digital systems for free.
The production values are inferior to the first film, and the story is full of holes. I like the actors involved in Retaliation, but the entire package is a waste. I can't take it, Retaliation is an embarrassment, and everything about it is a waste of the G.I. JOE brand.
In the future, don't listen to die hard fans. People griped about Cobra Commander's appearance in Rise of Cobra; the lack of HISS tanks; and went on and on about Marlon Wayans portraying Ripcord. In Retaliation, there's no Ripcord; Cobra Commander looks like his classic appearance; and there are HISS tanks....and the film is still bad! The Cobra Troopers and Red Ninjas lack the slickness and intimidation of the Elite Vipers, Neo-Vipers, and Viper Commandos.
As for the Joes, Bruce Willis does not embody the classic Joe Colton; it is essentially Willis playing a permutation of John McClain from Die Hard. Lady Jaye, Flint, and Jinx are lacking compared to Duke, Scarlett, Heavy Duty, and Ripcord. Whereas the Joe organization was super high tech in the Rise of Cobra, it is a barely elite force in Retaliation...one that apparently gets wiped out by Cobra.
Whereas the Rise of Cobra is a fast-paced and fun romp, Retaliation is messy and a poor substitute. Destroying the Eiffel Tower was exciting; but wiping out the entirety of London - as witnessed in Retaliation - borders the absurd. Don't waste time renting or purchasing Retaliation. Wait for it to come on cable or digital systems for free.
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