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Halloween Kills (2021)
Michael Meyers Versus Keystone Cops.
This movie might have made sense if no one ever heard of Michael Meyers, and was exposed to him the first time, but the entire town made it a point to be unprepared in handling him.
Lonnie insisted on going alone, and only traveled with two kids.
Tommy thought that using a baseball bat would do.
Marcus tried to choke him with a stethoscope (he deserved to die)
Vanessa shot for him and hit the headlight (what was she doing with a gun)
Big john (small knife) and little john (have taken a toothpick) see a bloody handprint and go upstairs separately. Why bother going upstairs if you don't have any defense.
The hospital crowd go after a guy that is screaming Help me. Why do they believe he is Michael? And where was this whole crowd when they finally caught up with Michael?
Of all the crowd that caught up with Michael....only one GUN? Where were all the cops? Where are the cell phones recording? Where were all the guns that Lonnie had? They all had cars! Why not run him over. Why get close to him?
The firefighters, not one could hit him in the back with one of their axes? They had to make camera angle of the fighting extremely close because there is no way the fight would look plausible from a distance (fighting by attrition).
Unless Michael spent some time in the speed force, he does not move any faster than normal humans. They couldn't even do the scene in a straight shot, because it's just impossible for a human to withstand an onslaught by a large group of strong men. Yet, he managed to do it twice.
And, once they got him down.... WHY. DO. THEY. STOP!!!!????
Doogie Kamealoha, M.D. (2021)
Was this in a time capsule?
I can respect that the remake would pay homage to the original, but this episode was so exactly the same for the first ten minutes it appears as though this was the female version of the pilot, and they decided to go with the male doctor instead with Neil Patrick Harris. The opening scene was virtually identical. The doctor is taking a driver's test for a 16th birthday gift and comes upon an accident. Then decides to speed up to the dismay of the driving examiner and comes upon the scene where someone is suffering from an injury. Two cops are there and try to ward the kid off who shows the wallet threatening criminal negligence if they don't let the kid work. The victim is then treated with a hip rotation and the driving instructor asks who the kid was with the parent saying the doctor. The next scene is identical too. A heart patient that needs a transplant but the doctor doesn't agree with the head of cardiology. Just how much has to be completely identical to the original. 30 years have passed....they should at least make an attempt to put something new in.