I haven't written many reviews on here. I figure I can't say anything better than what someone else already put, but I had to for this one. Seriously, this is like a Christopher Guest movie! It's like watching Spinal Tap except with UFO enthusiasts.
So first you have a guy who goes out around a shipyard at night and takes pictures and films things. He also takes pictures of trees with street lights behind them. Then he comes back and points out all the "creatures" and "demons" you can see in these lights. I heard anything from "Jesus and two dark angels" to "A floating reptilian face watching a little dog". Come on! He is just picking out random shapes. Then they do some live action footage around the shipyard at night. I started to get my hopes up. They zoom in on a bright light going by. "That's definitely not an airplane". Really? Then how come there's flashing red and green lights to indicate port and starboard? Do aliens follow our nautical and air lighting patterns too? All it was was an airplane with it's landing light on.
It gets worse. Next you have some guy who has a 2 million candle power infrared beam and he puts on night vision goggles and points it at the sky. He waves the beam around and sees what are clearly dust particles in the air but he calls them "hundreds of spirits swarming around the beam". He even talks to them and says he sees blinding bright UFO's EVERY NIGHT, no matter WHERE HE IS. How come now else sees them?
The only section even remotely interesting was the one on the Petroglyphs. At least that guy seemed to know what he was talking about and if nothing else, gave a good history lessons of the Native Americans in that region.
God bless the director. It seems even he didn't know what he was getting into and you could tell he was DESPERATELY pretending to seem interested in the first two guys. If you want to be entertained by this, then by all means watch it. But it's far from scientific.
So first you have a guy who goes out around a shipyard at night and takes pictures and films things. He also takes pictures of trees with street lights behind them. Then he comes back and points out all the "creatures" and "demons" you can see in these lights. I heard anything from "Jesus and two dark angels" to "A floating reptilian face watching a little dog". Come on! He is just picking out random shapes. Then they do some live action footage around the shipyard at night. I started to get my hopes up. They zoom in on a bright light going by. "That's definitely not an airplane". Really? Then how come there's flashing red and green lights to indicate port and starboard? Do aliens follow our nautical and air lighting patterns too? All it was was an airplane with it's landing light on.
It gets worse. Next you have some guy who has a 2 million candle power infrared beam and he puts on night vision goggles and points it at the sky. He waves the beam around and sees what are clearly dust particles in the air but he calls them "hundreds of spirits swarming around the beam". He even talks to them and says he sees blinding bright UFO's EVERY NIGHT, no matter WHERE HE IS. How come now else sees them?
The only section even remotely interesting was the one on the Petroglyphs. At least that guy seemed to know what he was talking about and if nothing else, gave a good history lessons of the Native Americans in that region.
God bless the director. It seems even he didn't know what he was getting into and you could tell he was DESPERATELY pretending to seem interested in the first two guys. If you want to be entertained by this, then by all means watch it. But it's far from scientific.
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