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The Lonely Ones (2006)
To those giving this a 5 or better...
I want some of what you're smoking. This movie bites the big one. Horrible acting,story,cinematography,etc. etc... Yes it is original alright. Originally retarded. Someone give me 100 grand and I will make a film to blow this one straight to DVD. I have seen so many movies reviewed here with a 4 or 5 rating and thought wow, that movie was better than that. So when I saw the rating of above seven for this I thought it must be really good. I couldn't have been more wrong. Maybe if it didn't take itself so seriously and had some comedy injected into it, it may have been better. Easily one of the top 3 worst movies I have seen this year.
The Toy Box (1971)
If you enjoyed this movie....
You might want to check into getting professional help. I have seen a lot of movies in my 30 something years and this was without a doubt the single worst film of them all. Absolute trash. Really the most retarded movie of all time. This movie makes other bad movies look like citizen kane. Horribly dubbed to the point of being pathetic. Honestly the XXX movies of the seventies have better stories, plots, acting, and dubbing. It is chock full of nudity which is fine by me but still cant make this garbage worth watching. After 30 minutes I had to skip to the end because it was sooooo , well stupid. I had seen other comments talking about the twist ending. It was just as incoherent as the rest of the movie. Honestly people this movie is that bad. I like cheesy horror movies but this movie is too stupid for words. A new word needs to be created to describe just how bad this movie is. I could take a cheap camcorder and make a better movie. I don't even think this movie would be interesting under the influence of LSD and thats bad. lol... Avoid this movie like the plague. Sorry to rant and rave but it really sucked that bad.