It is like watching a car crash in slo-mo. Literal slo-mo.
And the car is a clown car... and it's on a bridge... and a bridge is falling down... into a septic tank.
I like to imagine Zack Snyder typing this movie by himself on a most expensive MacBook known to man, thinking how much of a genius he is. A true wordsmith. Nonchalant smile and a self asserting nod to himself and his level of humble supremacy in the smarts department.
Dialog is vapid and cringe. Snyder thinks his writing rivals Shakespeare. It does not.
It rivals, barely, a five year old child that has a faintest understanding that written words exist. Email spam is better written than this.
Action is empty, not interesting and without stakes, in short - boring. Music is hilariously serious and without merit.
Plot is embarasingly stupid. Acting is either bad or .. well, worse. Characters are wasted, villain is the same dude as in the first movie, but somehow... less. Oh, lord, oh no. I'm having flashbacks to the endless slo-mo harvesting scene.
Also, she cuts her hair to look like in the olden days of her glory. Dude shaves, looks like a goober, promptly exits the "franchise".
Visually unimpressive, yet expensive.
I thought "telling and not showing" is bad, but somehow Zack Snyder managed to make "show and tell and narate it at the same time", and it's worse.
Only thing that can challenge this netflix trash is, well, a first Rebel Moon movie.
Zack Snyder is truly and most probably the worst overpaid director at this moment. Everybody says he should do photography in a movie, not direct or write. Man, I wouldn't give him my phone to take a picture of me on a vacation in front of a monument, let alone a movie.
Again, don't support this. Watch paint dry, stare into a blank wall, do nothing, sleep, sit on a cactus, but don't watch this.
And the car is a clown car... and it's on a bridge... and a bridge is falling down... into a septic tank.
I like to imagine Zack Snyder typing this movie by himself on a most expensive MacBook known to man, thinking how much of a genius he is. A true wordsmith. Nonchalant smile and a self asserting nod to himself and his level of humble supremacy in the smarts department.
Dialog is vapid and cringe. Snyder thinks his writing rivals Shakespeare. It does not.
It rivals, barely, a five year old child that has a faintest understanding that written words exist. Email spam is better written than this.
Action is empty, not interesting and without stakes, in short - boring. Music is hilariously serious and without merit.
Plot is embarasingly stupid. Acting is either bad or .. well, worse. Characters are wasted, villain is the same dude as in the first movie, but somehow... less. Oh, lord, oh no. I'm having flashbacks to the endless slo-mo harvesting scene.
Also, she cuts her hair to look like in the olden days of her glory. Dude shaves, looks like a goober, promptly exits the "franchise".
Visually unimpressive, yet expensive.
I thought "telling and not showing" is bad, but somehow Zack Snyder managed to make "show and tell and narate it at the same time", and it's worse.
Only thing that can challenge this netflix trash is, well, a first Rebel Moon movie.
Zack Snyder is truly and most probably the worst overpaid director at this moment. Everybody says he should do photography in a movie, not direct or write. Man, I wouldn't give him my phone to take a picture of me on a vacation in front of a monument, let alone a movie.
Again, don't support this. Watch paint dry, stare into a blank wall, do nothing, sleep, sit on a cactus, but don't watch this.
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