Dave_douell Reviews

Hanna (2019–2021)

Ruined in Ep. 7

[1/10 · 5 April 2019]

That did it for me. There was no reason to do what they did other than stupidity. The girl seemed much less special after this episode.

Joy Ride 3: Road Kill (2014 Video)

Supernatural?

[5/10 · 11 March 2019]

The movie would have been better if they didn't make the driver and his trucks supernatural. The truck driver could be in several places at once and his trucks were faster than anything on the road and were practically indestructible. I just think they could have made it more believable without losing too much.

Lake Mungo (2008)

Complete waste of time!

[1/10 · 10 March 2019]

I can't believe all these people giving such high ratings! They must have watched a different movie. This was the most boring drivel I've seen in a while. Absolutely nothing happens! Not a scary or suspenseful moment in the movie. Trust me, NOTHING HAPPENS!

The Unseen (I) (2016)

Good but slow start

[7/10 · 8 March 2019]

This was a good movie, you just have to get through the first half which is a slow start. I really liked the cast. Julia Stone is really good, you can see a lot more of her in season 2 of The Killing. She's really good in that and it's one of my favorite series. This movie is well worth your time.

Beware the Slenderman (2016)

So much BS

[4/10 · 28 February 2019]

I think these girls knew exactly what they were doing and just thought they could get away with it! Kids are much smarter than given credit. They have the knowledge but are still unable to make good decisions. They deserve long prison sentences. I think they had some grudge or were angry that Peyton was much prettier and more popular. They thought the whole thing out for months. If they really didn't want to do it, they would have confided In someone. All I can say is if they were really that stupid at 12 years old, they still should be locked away forever.

The Slender Man (I) (2013)

Great movie

[8/10 · 28 February 2019]

This goes to show you don't need a huge budget to make quality films! I want to thank everyone involved for giving me somogood to watch for a change. I really can't believe it has such a low rating! Please give it a chance and I think you will enjoy it as much as I did.

Hungerford (2014)

Awful movie

[3/10 · 24 February 2019]

What a bunch of awful actors! Just listening to them was unbearable. It was like listening to a bunch of kindergarten rejects. And the girls! They couldn't find one attractive girl? Seriously though, this is an awful movie, filmed by a bunch of kids. The characters are so annoying that it makes it impossible to watch. It's one of those movies that make your head hurt from all the hectic screaming, crying and over acting.

V/H/S/2 (2013)

As bad as the first

[2/10 · 22 February 2019]

Ok, it may be marginally better than the first one which really set the bar low. The scariest part of this movie is how the rating is so high. Have these people been hypnotized or turned into zombies? I know my opinion doesn't mean anything and you will probably watch it anyway. Hopefully like me, you won't have to pay to see it!

V/H/S (2012)

Really bad!!

[3/10 · 22 February 2019]

More garbage from Swanberg, Tikal, Sheil, and Bruckner. The normal nausea inducing camera work and nothing story. The whole thing was boring, about 10% was remotely entertaining. For some reason they all think Takal is really hot and try to make her sexy. They use nudity to try to make their movies more interesting. If I had seen their names beforehand, I would have skipped this movie. I don't understand how this has a 5.8 rating!

Starve (2014)

Very good!

[9/10 · 22 February 2019]

I can't believe the rating is so low for this movie. Good story, good actors, good camera and audio. Most all the actions of the characters were appropriate to the situation without doing all the stupid stuff they do in most movies. Sure, the story has been done in many ways before but this is one of the better ones. Well worth watching!

Failure to Launch (2006)

Funny movie

[5/10 · 18 February 2019]

Really funny! I think I would be miserable living with my parents especially at his age. Maybe not so bad now that I'm old and they could use the help. Fortunately I joined the military right out of high school and have been independent ever since. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind my daughter living with me. Love the characters in this movie except for horse face. I wish they had used anyone but her. Besides not liking her personally, she doesn't fit that role very well.

Unaware (I) (2010)

Almost funny

[3/10 · 16 February 2019]

This movie was so bad it was almost funny. One question, after striking out with the FBI why didn't they call a news station. Why didn't they just say there were dead bodies in the barn? For some reason this movie was totally watchable, especially if you are out of unseen movies. I'm still glad I didn't pay to see it!

X-Ray (1981)

Hospital from Hell

[5/10 · 11 February 2019]

They could have left the killer out of the movie and it would have been just as good! It's so stupid that it's funny. Every scene is bizarre with the half wit doctors and staff. Thankfully none of these things could actually happen in a real hospital. I wasn't expecting much when I watched this and that's exactly what I got. Still, the craziness that occurs is worth a laugh. Watch this when you have nothing else to watch!

The Raking (2017)

Oh my! It gets worse

[10 February 2019]

The first scene with the family stalled in the desert really looked promising but unfortunately it was just downhill from there! A 3.3 rating is being much too kind. And all the "actors" were equally bad. There was no real follow thru with Kelly who was taken alive to the creatures cave. What ever happened to the cops who were supposed to be on their way? Very sloppy all the way. I knew it was gonna be bad when you could see tape on the actresses breast during the sex scene!!!!

Wolf (1994)

One of my fav time passers

[8/10 · 10 February 2019]

I've always liked this movie. Of course Michelle is absolutely gorgeous and James Spader was perfect for his part as a kiss-ass. He's pretty much always good at whatever role he plays. One question, if Michelle gets knocked up while she's a wolf, does she have puppies or a human baby?

The Devil's Dolls (2016)

Not bad

[6/10 · 7 February 2019]

Pretty good movie over all. Different from most of the horror movies out there. Only one thing really irritated me was that the sorry cop let's two women get killed right in front of him! Otherwise not bad. Great Mississippi scenery if you like the south.

Delirium (I) (2018)

Horrible movie

[2/10 · 5 February 2019]

Top her Graces character was so stupid! I can't believe he took this role. He's the biggest wimp ever. Why didn't he cut his ankle bracelet? The alarm should have gone off in the hole anyway. It went off if he took one step out the door. I don't know, the whole feel of the movie was off. Should have been much better!

Blue Vengeance (1989)

Ruined in the last 10 minutes

[1/10 · 4 February 2019]

Sooo disappointed with the last 10 minutes! It got really stupid in th last 5 minutes!! Also, why didn't the detective show his bosses the picture of the bad guy from the night club?? It really could have been a better movie.

Bloody Moon (1981)

Stupidest movie ever

[2/10 · 2 February 2019]

I've never seen characters so stupid. If you watch this movie you will be so frustrated that you may do self harm! I don't even know where to start so I'm not. By the end of the movie you will want everyone to die!

Evidence (III) (2012)

Had potential

[5/10 · 30 January 2019]

This movie started out ok even though it was just like 100 other movies. The guy with the video was a huge A-hole which they often are in these movies but this one I just wanted to smack him in the face. Couldn't wait until he died. The movie got really stupid fast! There were no gates or signs of any kind that the area was restricted. All of those civilians, even in a motor home weren't noticed? Still, not the worst movie I've ever seen. If you are running out of stuff to watch like me, it is still watchable.

F (2010)

Good movie

[7/10 · 29 January 2019]

This is one movie where I wanted the bad guys to win. Everyone that was killed pretty much deserved it. I'm glad things ended as they did. Kids these days are awful. That unappreciative twit of a daughter deserved what she got. I felt sorry for her father.

Hot Tub Party Massacre (2016)

Sooo bad!!!

[26 January 2019]

Awful movie!! The only girls they could get to play in it is fat, skanky girls. I almost lost my lunch when they stripped. On top of that, it looked like a high school film project. I can't believe it has such a high rating.

Real Cases of Shadow People: The Sarah McCormick Story (2019)

Really bad

[2/10 · 25 January 2019]

This movie could have been made into a ten minute video and not missed a thing. The last ten minutes was the only part even worth filming. The rest is the same as me taking a video grocery shopping or to Walmart. Maybe picking out new carpet would even be better or doing laundry! The characters were pretty funny but not worth wasting my time watching. I should have listened to the other reviewers but the title said shadow people so I had to watch. Don't make the same mistake! If I had paid to see this I would really be pissed!

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974)

Excellent Movie

[8/10 · 25 January 2019]

One of the most enjoyable movies I've seen in a long time! Watching it, I almost forgot it was made in 1974. Quality acting and camera work. Nothing cheesy about it. I highly recommend this movie and I think you will enjoy it too.

Quarries (2016)

Not new but still good

[7/10 · 24 January 2019]

I know there is nothing new here, I've watched several movies similar to this one. I have to say that this one was well made. The acting was good, no stupid lines in the script to speak of and the camera work was good. The characters were all likable for the most part. Worth watching even if you've seen the story before.