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Silo: The Janitor's Boy (2023)
3 words Botox..Botox..Botox !!!!
Why does Juliette Nichols have Botox overload on her face, she can't frown. You can see her muscles are moving unnaturally either side of her temple at times. It's somewhat spoilt her character, she is not playing the sort of person who would take Botox and I'm pretty sure they won't be serving it up in the silo either.
Hoping it's going to wear off and she will start to appear normal and provide some expression.
Othan than Botox issue really enjoying this show, it's fast moving at the moment, easy to binge watch, characters are varied and interesting. Nothing too stupid and unbelievable to make you roll your eyes.
American Horror Story: Mr. Jingles (2019)
It's so bad, although might be entertaining if drunk
There are no positives about this season at all. It's a low budget slasher with unbelievable and idiotic story line and poor acting. There are now two crazy killers running around in the middle of the night, although sometimes the effect lighting makes it look like morning has broken. A previous murdered kid at the camp, returns as ghost, gets killed, comes back, gets killed again, comes back and meets grown up version of his camp mate, who his now camp owner. This show is bonkers!
Alien: Covenant (2017)
So upset by how bad this movie is
This is my first ever review of a movie on IMDb, I just had to write a few words on how bad this movie was. I have loved the alien movies, grown up with them and would rank as my favourite film anthology of all time. However this movie makes me rethink that. The general concept was good but the stupidity of how it was put together made it seem completely implausible. Aside from the stupidly fast growing aliens, single brain cell characters, I can't believe they didn't do a reconnaissance with drones of the crash site where the transmission was emanating. How stupid could you be in sending out people onto a brand new planet breathing in the air without doing some kind of check first why put all those people at risk is total perplexing, not even breathing apparatus.
I'm so shocked by this movie, where was the duty of care to keep this franchise in safe hands, what a bloody disaster.