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Swap Shop (2021)
75% cringe
The two(sports memorabilia) guys that are trying to be fair to people . The others in the show send it downhill . The old guy wearing a leather sporran and chains trying to look hip. The Japanese woman with continuous cleavage shots speaking in the most on the nose cowgirl accent. Most of all the low balling people just to brag how much profit you made off them is just as hard to watch as it was in American pickers.
Halloween Kills (2021)
Written By Kids for Kids
Cheese and Gore no script or acting included.
Michael now poses his victims for art purposes.
Michael can now drive and play records.
Evil dies tonight repeated so many times I lost count.
40 years also repeated countless times.
So now you get to hear Michael breathing heavily through his mask.
Now it seems no-one knows how to use a gun, cocking noise for the safety,pump a shotgun just for sound effect and no shell comes out yet it does later. The only accurate shot was a mask and a pumpkin . Never when pointed at Michael.
Kyle Richards couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
House was on fire but let's leave Michael in a fireproof steel door room. I think he is dead.
Remember kids take off all jewelry before grabbing a cheese knife and fighting Michael.
The list goes on , this is not what Carpenter created.
The Real Housewives of Potomac (2016)
A brilliant show with incredible people.
Seriously vapid women that pretend to be cultured and intelligent.
Is this how great our culture has become?
Awful show with no redeeming value.
Karen is truely a "karen" that looks as if she was beaten with an ugly stick.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Oooh Zac Snyder
Too much hype behind this just because it has Snyder written on the credits.
Bautista is not at all an actor ... Oh my wait til his heartfelt end .
The daughter is terrible beggining til end so bad in fact I did not waste my time looking up her name.
Tig was the best of all .
I really like Garret but he played a bad guy and it did not suit him . Very off putting.
What is Snyders obsession with pregnant zombies?
Mindless and watchable not much more .
The Upshaws (2021)
Fun
Good cast . Fun lines . Sure it is canned laughter but the jokes are funny .
Not reliant on race jokes or politics which is nice .
Bad Trip (2021)
Staged and overdone concept
We have seen this before and done much better.
Eric Andre has his funny moments , not often though. The real bystanders are actors most of the time as well. Tiffany Haddish is awful no redeeming qualities .
Coming 2 America (2021)
Close but no cigar
Revisit to the same plot with new generation .
Wesley Snipes stole the show .
Leslie however is always the same obnoxious person .
Eddie and the original crew brought some fun and helped it along . Watch it just once that's enough.
The Great North (2021)
Meh .
Bob's fan and I must say this does not come close to that . Less clever Less Funny . piggybacking off the success of Bob's Burgers
Swing Low (2019)
First half had promise ...
This movie although sloppy and filled with plot holes was entertaining first half heck even 3/4 .
They borrowed heavily from tcm and other classic films .This is not hardcore at all . Very little hardcore more 80s cheese graphics. The end was just dumb . No revenge after all . When holding the chance to get rid of the bad guy just kill him. Why talk and back away?