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Noah's Shark (2021)
Noah's Shart
Terrible acting
Terrible writing
Watched this for background noise and to kill boredom. NOT worth it
The only thing this movie does is destroy brain cells (ALLEGEDLY)
I would not wish this movie upon the worst people on Earth as that would be far too inhumane. The fact that this is available on a streaming service is a testament to how desperate these services are to inflate their content list in order to attempt to remain relevant and worthwhile.
The fact that the CGI was terrible didn't bother me, as this is an obviously low-budget title, but even a loner like me knows people who can act better than the cast in this movie. It was such a predictable and uninteresting story that I would have fallen asleep if it weren't for the mobile games I was playing at the same time, and then had torturous dreams about this heinous creation.