Unwatchable due to nauseating shaky camera. The audio is weirdly tinny too. From what I can tell the material is 100% derivative anyway so I'm not missing anything by turning this off.
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23 Reviews
The Block Island Sound
(2020)
Had me most of the way
22 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Lots of positives - the dad and son, the conspiracy theorist friend, the score and general atmosphere - some negatives - very annoying and miscast sister characters, no point in the daughter or beta orbiter coworker characters. Ultimately it would have been better without the ending, which completely contradicts the tone of the entire movie. Also, they just kind of forget about all the ocean elements to go "LOL ALIENS."
Payback: Straight Up
(2006 Video)
Substantially improved, except...
17 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
In general this is a much improved cut, with annoying hollywoodisms removed, but there are a couple scenes that should have stayed in for the sake of people who never watched the theatrical:
-the scene that shows the doctor fixing Porter at the beginning -the scene that shows how Porter knows who to ask for to find Rosie
There are probably other small bits I'm forgetting, but it's a minor gripe. The new ending is better as well.
-the scene that shows the doctor fixing Porter at the beginning -the scene that shows how Porter knows who to ask for to find Rosie
There are probably other small bits I'm forgetting, but it's a minor gripe. The new ending is better as well.
Asylum Blackout
(I) (2011)
misunderstood and politicized
18 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is an excellent and original movie with nice acting and a good script. It is unfairly maligned by the low IQ reviewers on this site because they think the ending is saying that the whole movie was a dream - it's not, it's showing the character having PTSD nightmares after the fact
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
(1972)
Possibly the most beautiful movie of all time
14 August 2020
A tale older than time - man goes crazed with power on a doomed expedition to an imaginary place - masterfully told, without even a second of extraneous or out of place content. The cinematography and sound design are particular standouts. Herzog's masterpiece among masterpieces.
Black Mountain Side
(2014)
Well done
12 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The story is classic demonology, with a Thing-like element of isolation and paranoia and just a little bit of Lovecraft. The acting and script are believable and fine, the cinematography is genuinely nice besides a few amateurish lens flares. Great mood piece.
The "voice" is massive cringe though, bad design decision to make it sound like that
The "voice" is massive cringe though, bad design decision to make it sound like that
The Fog
(1980)
Worst Carpenter film in a 21 year span
19 July 2020
OK idea, and some genuinely nice wide shots, but the story barely moves and it's impossible to care about the fate of any of these bored, stupid, unlikable characters. Poor lighting and sound design as well (I will never get why Carpenter insists on adding weird-ass laser noises when people/ghosts/things move in the background in all his movies). It only got worse and worse as we approached the alleged climax and denouement. No rewatch ever..
Suspiria
(I) (2018)
Why do these people always have to make everything about the holocaust?
18 July 2020
Turn Me On, Dammit!
(2011)
creepy pedophile movie
22 May 2017
Whoever made this definitely belongs in jail for sex crimes Nordic people have always been into some horrifying illegal content (see: color climax) and this case is no exception.
Take your kids to church, don't let them watch movies, it doesn't have to be Hollywood for it to be made by pedophiles (though those movies are too, ask Roseanne Barr or Elijah wood)
0 stars really, but IMDB removes all ratings below 2 from the algorithm.
Take your kids to church, don't let them watch movies, it doesn't have to be Hollywood for it to be made by pedophiles (though those movies are too, ask Roseanne Barr or Elijah wood)
0 stars really, but IMDB removes all ratings below 2 from the algorithm.
Hail, Caesar!
(2016)
good if you aren't a drooling chimp
11 March 2017
Pretty accurate representation of the early Jewish marxist takeover of the film industry, in lighthearted and funny fashion.
Most of the poor reviews from this movie are from people simply far too stupid to understand it... maybe the next Michael Bay movie will be more to their tastes.
Most of the poor reviews from this movie are from people simply far too stupid to understand it... maybe the next Michael Bay movie will be more to their tastes.
Blade Runner
(1982)
could be worse I guess
28 February 2017
Not completely unwatchable, but as is normal for Hollywood a terrible adaptation of a great novel. In this case, they managed to completely flip the meaning of the book backwards, man that's embarrassing Also has NOT aged well at all, and has one of Vangelis' worst soundtracks ever.
Harrison Ford spends the entire movie looking like he just wants to finish filming and go home already. All sympathy is missing from PKD's original characters, leaving only empty bland one-dimensional shells.
Harrison Ford spends the entire movie looking like he just wants to finish filming and go home already. All sympathy is missing from PKD's original characters, leaving only empty bland one-dimensional shells.
utter crap compared to the book
28 February 2017
Misses the point on virtually everything from Kesey's masterpiece, casting decisions are awful (Jack Nicholson is completely 1 dimensional), sluggishly boring attempt at redoing a book that will never work as a good movie.
This amateurishly simple movie turns One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest from an exploration on the nature of the mind & sanity into just a loudmouth guy goofing off in a hospital. v bad
This amateurishly simple movie turns One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest from an exploration on the nature of the mind & sanity into just a loudmouth guy goofing off in a hospital. v bad
Mad Max: Fury Road
(2015)
"mad max"
16 May 2015
Why does a movie called Mad Max barely feature the title character at all? This is supposed to be a movie about Mad Max, not about a bunch of strong independent women with shaved heads or whatever.
What do you think gender relations would actually be like in an apocalyptic situation? Oh wait I forgot, anything men can do women can do better etc. lol OK
Don't waste your money, it's bad enough that it's completely mindless without the Hollywood femtard propaganda. If you really want to see it, pirate it. If they profit from stupid movies like this, the next round of them will be even worse.
What do you think gender relations would actually be like in an apocalyptic situation? Oh wait I forgot, anything men can do women can do better etc. lol OK
Don't waste your money, it's bad enough that it's completely mindless without the Hollywood femtard propaganda. If you really want to see it, pirate it. If they profit from stupid movies like this, the next round of them will be even worse.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
(2014)
Nothing new, interesting, or particularly engaging
26 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Watchable enough, but with the clichéd plot, every character being an idiotic stereotype, blatant "diversity" quotas, total disregard for physics, and shaky-camera fight scenes, it's hardly a worthwhile endeavour.
Also too many (gay liberal) political talking points stuffed in there
Also too many (gay liberal) political talking points stuffed in there
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