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Doragon Bôru Zetto Kami to Kami (2013)
I enjoyed it
I'm going start by saying that this whole movie definitely was not what i expected it to be and being a huge fan of this series i was surprised at what the new super saiyan god form was like, having said this i still thoroughly enjoyed this movie simply for the pure fact that it revealed a new concept to the DBZ universe that left you wanting more, like the fact that Bills announced that there are twelve universes each with its own god of destruction it basically gives goku something to train for and look forward to meeting these guys and fighting them, i like the fact that goku didn't want to rely on the powers of the others when obtaining the super saiyan god form that tells me he wants to train even harder and improve even more so he is able to become strong enough to face opponents with a power he gained by himself through his skill and fighting genius. That fact itself told me that goku was still goku and still hasn't changed, he is a simple being with nothing but the love for a good fight.
Twilight (2008)
Well... I dunno
An emo girl caught between her choice of love, Necrophilia or Bestiality. She seems to choose Necrophilia. The plot is completely stupid, the actors have no talent, Edward looked like something that died in the bathtub and then was magically reanimated and continued to look like he spent too long submerged in the water. The idea of vampires is pretty cool but this movie makes them all look like a bunch of losers. Sometimes I wonder why people make movies like this. Is it to invoke a reaction of disgust from people? it could be, they problem enjoy taking the money of they people who had the misfortune of watching movies like this and laugh as they know that those people can never get their money back.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Why, Is What I really want to know
Honestly what were they thinking when they made this i was looking forward to this for some time but to have butchered it this badly, it's like they were making fun of the original series and spitting in it's face I do realize that it's difficult to make an awesome live action film from an awesome anime series but it's like they didn't even try. To turn the KaMeHaMeHa into a complete and utter joke like they did was one thing that got me angry it was like they were doing dance moves to pull of that attack and what came out was something that looked like blue liquid flame rather than a solid attack with good power that can destroy something. the only part I enjoyed was that i thought chi chi was smoking hot that's it everything else was lame. Lets talk about roshi, he want from being a super pervert who read porn magazines to a semi pervert who looked at swimsuit magazines, it's not very funny that way. also Goku's innocence was non existent and he certainly shouldn't have pursued chi chi like he did plus his martial arts sucked and he didn't seem very superhuman. I won't start on how badly they failed with Bulma, but with the part about Goku turning into an ape was really lame the ape was to small and it appeared during an eclipse which was dumb too. Well I've had enough badmouthing this movie lets just hope they don't try this again for years and when they do they need to put more effort into it, and i mean a lot more effort.
Eragon (2006)
Wow Epic Fail
Honestly if this movie was made by itself it would make a slightly better story from a 2/10 to 6/10 but the problem is it was based of an excellent book one i enjoyed quite a lot and the whole thing was butchered. The plot was stupid and way off of the books course, Galbatorix looked like a complete joke Brom was lame Eragon too happy for a boy who suffered the loss he did, in fact none of the characters fit the part but i did enjoy the dragon Saphira the way she looked in the movie was cool but other than that everything else failed.I hope they understand how badly they failed and do not attempt to make a second movie they should have that movie be a stand alone and try again with more effort because this made me angry at how badly they did.
Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking (2010)
Absolutely Amazing
After viewing this I had many of my questions answered but also brought new questions to mind leaving me wanting more this was absolutely unbelievable and I loved every second of it. It is obvious that Stephen Hawking knows what he is talking about, but to have this whole thing explained the way he did really makes understanding quite easy I was left in awe of the way this was made, the visuals were amazing and I just couldn't stop watching every second eager for what was to be revealed next I hope they make more of these because what I watched wasn't enough to satisfy my curiosity but it certainly gave me a lot to think about so I definitely can't wait for more. If this kind of thing interests you then get ready to be amazed I know I was and I hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I did.
Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
Honestly What Were They Thinking
I have to say what in the world where they thinking when they made this movie? i really don't know i mean i have never seen such awful garbage in my entire life, this movie is so pointless i just can't believe it it's like they had a budget of 10 dollars (yes I am exaggerating but I am sure if you've seen this you will agree.)well if you have seen this i feel bad for you and yes i feel bad for me the only reason i watched it was that I thought I was watching Jack The Giant Sayer which was loads better than this one so if you had some kind of misfortune and you ended up watching this then you should know just how awful it is and this wouldn't have made a difference even if i was drunk
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Excellent Besides The Music
So the reason why I am giving this a 7 out of 10 even though it's an excellent movie is for no other reason than the music. There was that choir in there singing and wailing what it sounded to me like was a choir of the damned those bound to hell wailing at their misfortune and it made me think of death and decay and a bugs swarming around a dead animal and it got way to loud and annoying i really hated that part especially because this was such an excellent movie but that wailing choir of the damned was a poor choice for music I honestly believe that choir is best made for a movie about Satan rather then an excellent movie like this one whenever I heard that choir the only think i could think of that was going to happen was there was going to be a bloody murder with an axe or an alien that looked like a demon that ate humans in a really gruesome way so to me it was a poor choice of music with that choir and nothing else the rest was absolutely excellent if you can ignore the wailing of the damned.