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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
Do not waste your time - by far the worst one in the series
Boring, predictable, incredibly stupid and lazily written movie. Douchebag characters are behaving weird and illogical, horrible stiff actors are not able to support lead roles, "found footage" is not found anymore - it jumps from handheld camera to random camera from aside, atmosphere breaking slow motion effect is completely not suitable where they applied it. Main "monster" looked like a Marilyn Manson in his Obscene days. Honestly, this felt like a student's D grade school project. I am very sad I paid money to watch this. I'd like a refund of the time I wasted on this too.
Dabbe: Cin Çarpmasi (2013)
Waste of time. Shaky cam with people screaming in turkish.
A horrible piece of..something, but definietely not cinematography. Camera is shaking non-stop sometimes accompanied with strobe-light effects which last 2-5 minutes straight making you pure nauseous and irritated. Extremely loud unnecessary screams at all times. Weak plot. Bad acting.
I hated this movie so much that I actually got back here to leave this warning for yall, because this movie is barely 1/10, definitely not anywhere near 6.8 which I saw. And I never leave movie reviews.
Evilenko (2003)
Waste of time
This movie "based" on story of Chikatilo is little to non-accurate. Directed badly with pathetic actor performance of side characters it made me stop watching throughout 70% of movie and is complete waste of my time.
Never did Chikatillo had "long-gone" father reuniting with him, he also did not kill grown up men. His main target type were girls and young women along with young boys.
What to say, they did not even care to pronounce Russian-Ukrainian surnames and names correctly and it sounds pretty retarded.
Only McDowell is somewhat worthy, otherwise it is terrible.
Reading article on Wikipedia about Chikatilo is way more exciting than watching that pretentious pseudo documentary "movie".