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Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
(sigh)
In 2007, Sega announced 2 Alien video games, one was a 3rd person tactical shooter and the other an FPS. Later, Sega canceled the development of the 3rd person shooter and continued development on the FPS. Sadly, they made the wrong choice. A:CM has seen many distractions, delays, and rumor had it that it was canceled, but in 2010 the development continued and eventually a gameplay preview came up. The game showed promise on how it closely resembles the moody atmosphere of Aliens. The game finally released on February 21, 2013, and... well. Its a complete waste of time! This game feels like its still in the beta phase and shouldv'e been released for the PS2. The A.I. is awful, they just run strait at you, completely unaware that you're shooting them! The story is BY GOD TERRIBLE! Weapons are useless and unbalanced! MP... just forget about it. There is absolutely no light in this game! Its a complete embarrassment to the Alien franchise and should be avoided at all times!
Alien³ (1992)
Better than Resurrection at least
OK, don't hate me for this, but I enjoyed Alien 3 more than Alien Resurrection. There's something I about this one that makes me enjoy it more over Alien 4, but I don't even know what it is. Either way, Alien 3 was still a disappointment, but at least it HAD an alien in it. Alien 4's "aliens" weren't aliens, they were cloned monsters. That's not what the franchise was made for. Alien 3 showed the "what if" alien, as in, what if the Xenos came out of a different animal instead of a human being. I thought it was a smart change. This new Xenos had a more "killer instinct" then the ones from Aliens. However, Alien and Aliens will always be on the top of the board. 1) Aliens. 2) Alien. 3) Alien 3. 4) Alien Resurrection. That's how I see it. This one is still bad, but I would rather watch this over Resurrection.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Pretty good vampire film
Its been a long time since Iv'e seen a "Good" vampire film after Blade and Fright Night. While I must say, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, is a damn good vampire movie! It may not have been the vampire film we were waiting for and might not be better than Blade or Fright Night, it'll definitely take away that "ich" for a new vampire film. The story is decent for this film, even though it has plot holes. The movie is better seen in 3D 'cause there's a lot of it! However, I don't think this movie is an R-rated film, even with all the cuss words that are said in the movie. It just feels more like PG-13 film if you ask me. Not matter the rating, this is a great vampire film to watch till the next Blade film finally comes out. If you plan on watching this movie, watch it in 3D.