Rainer255 Reviews

Bratz (2007)

If I was suicidal and this movie was the deciding factor for my life...

[1/10 · 6 August 2007]

Rainer255 shot himself after 5 minutes of viewing Bratz.

1st: The acting was horrible ranks of the girls Chloe being the worst every time something sad or embarrassing happens all she does is look down but not all the way. Who ever wrote the script should die it was completely cliché and horrible. No one says Dilio anymore!Why did it skip two years ahead? Yasmin I did not believe for a second she was Spanish everything she said in Spanish was common words my dog knows! What was her little brother who was like 14 hitting on that 11 year old.I was deeply disturbed that they all woke up at the same time looking "beautiful"(lesbians). Even more by the fact that they stop being friends so quickly than became again so easily. Ummm that deaf kid wasn't even deaf...when he first appeared I thought hey an interesting subplot...but I was wrong. The movie seemed to drag on forever there was like a 100 random montages/music videos going on I was so confused. This movie reassures me that future teens are going to be dumb pretty fashionable sluts.

House of the Dead 2 (2005 TV Movie)

house of the dead franchise

[2/10 · 11 February 2006]

1. Zombies differ greatly from the past movie by 100% The zombies from the first movie wanted to just kill you by any means necessary. These you could walk by and push with no effort in a crowd at that.

2. The tie ends from the first movie made no sense at all. Appaently the chick who was replaced by another actor(with 2 cup sizes smaller boobs) was the first zombie to start it all. Makes no sense oh yeah remember that cop from the first movie she lived even though her legs were hacked off massive amounts of blood lost she died, then the house was blown up while she was in it but she survived in a wheelchair and started a swat team to combat zombies.

3. If a college campus is overrun by zombies, what about everybody else? Police, Parents, Strangers, where is everybody? It took 29 days before anyone did something.

4. If a zombie bites you you do turn seconds later this is not 28 days later. If you cut open a zombie smear its blood all over you to hide your scent you die regardless. Mosquito bites can not pass the virus around.

5. To contain a outbreak you don't shoot one missile at the school to blow it up. The students could have did that themselves.

6. Nudity serves no purpose in this movie.

7. Who trained these soldiers? 8. Character development where are you? 9. If a cure is found why take only one sample? 10. If your friend is bitten kill them they might just come and bite you in the ass later.

Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

A great modern gangster movie

[4/10 · 13 November 2005]

I was expecting much from watching this movie but I was surprised. I could tell 50 was a mediocre actor from the previews but he did is best. The rest of the supporting cast were great especially Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje(Majestic)as the evil drug lord. Now it was hard distinguishing what was 50's real life and stuff just added to the movie. The scenes where he was a child were excellent and I felt his pain when his mother died. As he got older things took a turn for the worse betrayal from mostly everyone he ever trusted. I am still trying to figure out if I think is name is Dangerous is Ja rule. I finally know why he got shot 9 times. This movie does not promote the use or selling of drugs. People fell to see him trying to get his life together. Great gangster movie to see if you enjoy these types of movies.

Dark Water (2005)

I wanted to drown watching this

[1/10 · 12 July 2005]

Spoilers (Warning Ahead) This movie is not scary at all I have nightmares more terrifying then this. How does a child drown in a water tank and no one cares at all. The ghost child wants love from someone else mother so she haunts them? Haven't we seen this before(Ring 2). The ending was horrible she goes with the ghost and leaves her daughter with the father after their little custody battle. At least the acting was good. A slap in the face for horror movies. Stop remaking Asian horror movies if it wasn't scary there why would it be here. Why did yall give it a average rating when we all can clearly see it is below average movie. The worse horror movie of this summer of this year probably.