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The Walking Dead: Dead City: Old Acquaintances (2023)
So far so good
After the disaster that is "Fear the Walking
Dead's" final seasons and the other garbage spin-offs like "World Beyond" and "Tales of The Walking Dead," I have lost all hope for this universe to be good again. However, "Dead City" is breaking that cycle. I'm really liking the whole vibe of this new series, with its dark, gritty emptiness set in New York City. It gives me vibes reminiscent of John Carpenter's "Escape from New York." I can't believe I'm actually enjoying what I'm watching. I don't think l've enjoyed a premiere this much since Season 9 of "The Walking Dead." I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it stays that way.
Additionally, I'm enjoying the chemistry between Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Lauren Cohan. I'm looking forward to the other episodes.
Fear the Walking Dead: King County (2023)
Stupidity in King County
"Here comes the stupidity again.
Apparently, King County is considered just one neighborhood because somehow everyone manages to find Morgan in the same area. Grace, Mo, Dwight, and Sherry suddenly appear with the Padre goons out of nowhere. I hate to criticize a child, but every time Mo speaks, it makes me cringe. The dialogue feels so flat, and I can't believe she's supposed to be 8 years old;
she looks at least 13. The only things I enjoyed about this episode were the conclusion of Morgan's family arc and the nostalgic return to the old house from the pilot episode of TWD. However, the rest of the episode was filled with goofiness, the skunk smell, Finch's side-sweeping Shrike with a chair, which looked incredibly silly. And that unnecessary scare with the walker popping out of nowhere and biting Grace was just ridiculous." This is still the best episode this season but again that's not saying much.
Fear the Walking Dead: Blue Jay (2023)
Meh
The second episode was better than the first, although that isn't saying much. We are back to June, who for some reason has spent the last seven years lurking around Padre and shooting blow darts at padre goons, cutting off their fingers, and collecting them in a jar for some some reason, Then, out of nowhere, a random guy appears, searching for his daughter. Eventually, he finds her, recognizing her unrecognizable corpse on a dark train, and he decides to kill himself by getting eaten alive. What? At this point, it's hard to care. June continues shooting blow darts at random people, and, coincidentally, Dwight and Sherry are the ones who get hit. To make matters even more unbelievable, Sherry and Dwight wakes up just five minutes after being hit by the blow darts at the same time. Dwight and Sherry ask June for help with their son, who has some medical issues. After the surgery, Padre suddenly appears and forces June to work for them again. Then, they take a walker's head, place it on a tripod, and use it to bite Dwight's son. Whatever. The writing is terrible, but there are only ten episodes left. I've come this far, so I might as well finish the series.
Fear the Walking Dead: Remember What They Took from You (2023)
Lord have mercy! Smh
"In the original Walking Dead, Morgan was one of my favorite characters. In Fear The Walking Dead, I absolutely hate him. The constant flip-flopping - "Oh, I don't want to kill" to "it's OK to kill now." "Hey Madison, help me save Mo from Padre" to "you know what? Mo, you're safe in Padre. Sorry, Madison, for dragging you into this and getting you locked away while I take your job." Now everyone has the Morgan flip-flopping effect. Madison wants to die, now she doesn't want to die because she wants to save Mo. Mo wants to go back to Padre, now she doesn't want to go back to Padre. Padre told Morgan to kill Madison because she is a liability, now they decide they have use for her. Like, what the hell is going on in this show? In one episode, no one is consistent."
Women Talking (2022)
Slog
This movie bored me to tears. After 30 minutes, I didn't care what happened to these women - whether they stayed or
went - I just wanted my misery to end. The movie's grayish, bland, and depressing look made it even more unbearable. I begged for something interesting to look at, but there was nothing. Even Frances McDormand, who was barely in the film, looked bored. Though the movie is only 104 minutes, it felt like a three-hour movie. When it finally ended, I cheered for Joy. If you have sleep deprivation, just put this on and you'll be asleep in no time. I can't believe this movie is nominated for best picture.
House Party (2023)
Dumb remake.
I recently watched House Party, and was extremely disappointed with the experience. The plot of the movie was predictable and lacked any real substance. The characters were one-dimensional and didn't have any real development throughout the film. The acting was also poor and wooden, making it hard to invest in the story or care about the characters.
The movie also had a lot of sexism and objectification of women. The female characters were often reduced to sexual objects and their only purpose in the film seemed to be to serve as eye candy for the male characters.
Additionally, the humor in the movie was not at all funny and often relied on cheap jokes and offensive stereotypes.
Overall, I would not recommend House Party to anyone. It's a poorly written and executed film that is not worth your time. There are much better movies out there that offer a much more enjoyable and meaningful experience. Save yourself the disappointment and avoid this movie.
Speak No Evil (2022)
Pathetic couple.
The movie was good until the third act. The husband and wife were portrayed as stupid and pathetic. Despite witnessing red flags, they decided to stay and sleep in the house. When they finally decided to leave, the husband panicked and drove off the road, getting stuck. The antagonists then kidnapped them. Despite the fact that the antagonists had no weapons, the husband and wife did not put up a fight. They were driven to a remote location, told to strip naked and jump into a ditch, and then stoned to death without
resisting. The end. Really? My grandmother could put up more of a fight. The psychopath didn't have a gun or a knife, It was literally a fair fight. At least throw a punch for god sake.
Power Book III: Raising Kanan: If Y'Don't Know, Now Y'Know (2022)
Wow
Now that's how you do a season finale, left me wanting more. The cast is amazing especially Patina Miller (raq), she steals the spotlight on every scene she's in. London brown (Marvin) was also great, his character development this season was good, also as a game take a shot every time Marvin eats in this show you'll be drunk on the end of every episode. The last 10 minutes will have you the edge of your seat, Can't wait for season 3. Book 3 raising Kanan is definitely the best in the power spinoff series. I can't get into book 2 or book 4 mostly because of the terrible acting from the leads. Making the spoiled brat Tariq the lead was a mistake, and Tommy is a lot better as a supporting role than a lead.
Prey (2022)
Lol
This is Your typical anything you can do I can do better garbage. Where the hell are these rave reviews coming from? You have a bunch of cosplayers pretending to be 1700s natives with their 2022 perfect Gen Z English, And then you have the lead character this Nickelodeon girl who weighs 90 pounds who somehow Out smart and beat a 10ft, 300 pound intergalactic alien from outer space who KOs a freaking grizzly bear! But doesn't know how to handle a instagirl. What a joke. The cinematography was nice but the CGI on the animals were terrible. Who ever is saying this is as good as the original need a mental health check up. I swear Hollywood can't help themselves. Girl power!
Fear the Walking Dead: Sonny Boy (2022)
What?!
This is by far one of the stupidest episodes I've
ever seen. Howard, John SR, June are all idiots. So we have wes here who left Morgan's group because Luciana is using Daniels dementia to fight strand, yet he joins a psychopath that throws people off the roof for no reason.
Victor tells John SR to throw howard off the roof and does it with no problem, but when John has a chance to kill Victor he just hits him over the head So he can take baby mo on a suicide mission to Morgan? Killing Victor would've ended the whole war. Also that CGI on the baby face was horrendous.
This show is a mess, nothing makes sense, characters are making stupid decisions for no reason. This whole story line with the nuclear fallout is ridiculous at this point because they all would be dead already. I thought season 4 and 5 of Fear the Walking Dead was bad but season 7 is by far the worst. The fact that Scott Gimbel still has a job is amazing.
Senior Year (2022)
Meh
I guess if you're a 10 year old you might find this funny. This is your typical modern day woke BS comedy trying way too hard to be funny with their lame trash jokes, rebel Comes out of a 20 year coma immediately referencing OnlyFans & Tiger King. This movie doesn't make any logical sense, and the filmmakers didn't really seem to care about that, which would be fine if the movie was at least funny. But it's not. In fact, the "comedy" is so cringingly bad, it was hard to get through parts of the movie, And every character was so unlikable and annoying. I want to see Rebel Wilson in more leading roles, but I want those movies to be at least half decent. This was a painful watch. I sat there questioning my existence. Starting to think Netflix deserves the downfall, especially if they're pushing stuff out like this.
The Ledge (2022)
Lol
This is the type of movie you find at the gas station, complete trash. The actor that plays the main antagonist Jesus Christ that dude is terrible. I thought he was bad at the Christmas prince but his performance here is laughable, and his friends are just as bad, my god what a bunch of wimps. The Actress that plays Kelly puts on a decent performance only because she rarely talks in the film and the flashback with her dead boyfriend was cringe, Boyfriend sounding like a sensei from a karate movie "use your mind not your muscles" give me a break! This movie is terrible.
Last Seen Alive (2022)
Yawn
This movie was bad. Gerard Butler was fine but the cast around him was subpar. The first half of the movie wasn't too bad, but the second half just dragged to the point where I didn't care whether he finds his wife or not. If you want to watch a better version of this movie go watch breakdown with Kurt Russell.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
wow!
This movie is amazing. I laughed, I cried. It really made me appreciate The little things in life. Michelle Yeoh knocked it out the park with her amazing performance, and Stephanie Hsu, Ke Huy Quan, Jamie Lee Curtis were also fantastic. I really love this film and it's by far my favorite movie in the 2020s.
Firestarter (2022)
SMH
Boring Boring Boring, my god this movie is trash. After the movie was over I sat in my couch for ten minutes thinking about why did I press play, For a film this short it felt like I was watching a 4 hour movie that didn't want to end. No actor came out looking better in this film. The only good thing about this movie is instead of taking benadryl to sleep just put on this turd, and you'll be asleep in no time.
Dexter: New Blood: Unfair Game (2021)
Huh
I swear Angela always seems to be in the right place in the right time. She decides to go to New York city where she has no authority asking about Matt and there just so happens to be a police seminar, and what a coincidence, Angel Bautista is there and he so happens to bring up Dexter and Harrison. Angela's daughter so happens to bring up that Dexter's real name is not Jim. And the podcaster so happens to tell Angela that Dexter was spying on her even though she was paying him no mind while she was talking to Kurt. Oh and whatta you know, Logan so happens to tell her that Dexter was beating up a drug dealer.
A Madea Homecoming (2022)
Complete Garbage!
I don't know how anybody will give this trashcan anything more than a 2, some people are praising this like this is some comic masterpiece. The first five minutes should tell you everything you need to know about this horrendous film. Acting is terrible dialogue is terrible, dumb story. This film is an embarrassment and offensive to Black and Irish people.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond: Foothold (2021)
So freaking boring
My God the actress that plays Iris is so freaking bad, and apparently she's a stone cold killer and an expert Bowman now. And Silas! How the hell did he get fatter during a zombie apocalypse when food is scarce. And why the hell does everybody look like they came out a salon, everybody's too damn clean. In fear and TWD The characters are dirty and grimy. And OMG the freaking acting is horrendous! It's not a good thing when I want all the protagonist to die, starting with annoying iris.
Coming 2 America (2021)
Coming to zamunda.
This movie is nowhere near funny as the original classic. Felt like I was watching a crappy Disney show movie.
Bad Hair (2020)
Huh?
What the hell was this??? This is one of The most dumbest movie I've ever seen. I know Hulu got crappy movies but this takes crappy to a whole new level.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
WTH!
Jesus this movie has so many plot holes. This is by far the worst DCEU film. Nothing happens in The first 80 minutes in this film, other than Steve Trevor walking around being amused by technology and fireworks. The villain was way over the top, and every male character other than Chris pine was a dirtbag, Like just say you hate men and be done with it. The CGI was bad, and for some reason a character from the movie CATS made an appearance. This movie was a total mess and I have no idea how the critics rated this so high.
Soul (2020)
Wow.
Wow. one of the best Pixar films ever made. I truly love this film. Made me and my wife cry.
The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two (2020)
Not bad
Christmas Chronicles 2 is not as good as the first, but still enjoyable with the family.
Paydirt (2020)
ZZZZZZ
This movie is so boring I kept checking every 5 minutes to see how much time was left. Felt like a 4 hour movie. Acting was terrible, plot was terrible. Renting this garbage was a waste of money.
Mulan (2020)
Nothing special here.
Wow I can't believe I spent $30 dollars on this boring lifeless movie. My daughter fell asleep 40 minutes in, and my wife couldn't care less what was going on So she went on tiktok. Which left me being The lone Survivor watching this soulless wanna be crouching Tiger movie. Anybody giving this movie anything above a 6 must've been smoking some good stuff.