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Lazareth (2024)
If the Village-Random zombie movie hae a movie baby
It's super weird how Judd basically plays herself in the movie she's a fierce women that's oblverly protective and physic somehow because after hardly any interaction in The Village she just knows someone is coming for the family that night and after coming the rascals with face tatts that aren't even that scary to the audience but a Very scarey to the independent women so thet hide but this time they lock the scarey boys in the house and kill them in about 4 seconds speaking of 4 seconds that's about how long it takes Judds puffy character to welcome Owen to the desicion making finger tapping table after like right after threatening to kill him, in the beginning of the movie they find a hurt hungry, hurt and thirsty Owen speaking of thirsty Imogen is very thirsty so thirsty she molests Owen while he's unconscious and they when he heals like a few days later they do the thing and Maeve is very jealous as she's a peeping Tonya and so she kills a chicken and implies the dirty deed caused this implying some weird religious you did the thing so chicken die and we are cursed, anyways I saw a lot of comments about Judd face I think it looks pretty good considering she had to get a blood transfusion due to a complication from an infection and she's taking medicine that make your face swell and tighten she's the best.
Joe Pickett (2021)
Pretty Good Could Be Better
Joe Pickett is good don't get me wrong but I could have been better the acting is really good but the writing is just odd at times for example sometimes being way to dramatic at this or that and sometimes not enough, and also just the little odd things that could have been fact checked or I don't know looked into a little but more for example the weird hang up of wanting Joe to be attached to his .22 rifle Noone in the mountains of Wyoming would rely on a .22 with all the big predators even if it was sentimental but also its supposed to be a .22 LR but it sounds like a 30-06 it's way to loud it just throws me off, also Game Wardens have more pull or power than almost all LEO but for some reason alot of scenes have people talking crap to Hoe like he's a mall or Rent a cop.
Runaway (1984)
Still a great movie
You know you watch movies you saw when you where a kid and they stink, well this isn't that sister it's still awesome, Great story great acting great hair. The only thing that's wierd to me is that it can out before racism and misogyny because it has great black actors as powerful people as well as women of power and costars. Now that that is out of the way, its nice to hear the happy action music of the 80's. Sure it's a little cheesy but still a solid watch considering it's 38 years old if it was made in the last 10 years it would be alot of people favorites thinking about movie magic and tech I hope they remake it and then do a sequel.
Not Okay (2022)
Political crappola
Just a bad movie that could have been good if you weren't trying to sell your weak minded dangerous ideas about self protection, one day when your forced to give away your home or bank account or heck your life maybe you can beg for a piece of paper and coal to write the movie this could have been.
Captain Nova (2021)
Dumb Film by dumb film makers
Super weird story by someone that obviously doesn't understand how drilling works or how deep you literally can't drill without issue they must have watch those boogous video of the flammable tap water from the scary tapewater you have thousands of layers of formation that can't even transfer liquid let along gas.
Blacklight (2022)
Taken 5!
We had I taken your daughter, I taken your wife and I taken a plane, let take a air plane and I taken your stuff so this is the one we all forgot about i Taken your family! I personally think its hilarious this hypocrite is forced to keep being type casted as Bryan Mills and kill all the bad guys with those scary gun that made him rich and famous, but don't get me wrong I still the ol Bryan is a great actor. I will be here for Taken 6 maybe a under siege kind of movie you know taken a boat or taken 7 i taken the vaccine something like that would be nice.
The Forever Purge (2021)
Lots of potential not being in a city
Ruinned your opportunity with totally wrong Hollywood thinking about texans most of use are or are mixed Mexican from from this part of Texas lol all the white people are probably more accepting, do better Californians.
Settlers (2021)
Pretty Good Until you figure out the plot
It was pretty good and had lots of potential until you figure out the plot is a murduring rapist on Mars but you never find out its Mars also the "Hero" most likely just died from lack of oxygen you could have just shown a off in the distance neighboring globe.
Cruella (2021)
Why make is PG-13 so my kids can't watch it
Why make it pg-13 so young kids can't watch it has Disney made to much money from kids time to move on?
The Ranch (2016)
The first 5 great!!!, the last 2 trash
The first 5 seasons were awesome so just stop watching after that 6-7 hot garbage