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Escape Room (II) (2017)
1/10
You won't miss much
16 July 2021
This movie ticks all the boxes for a bad film
  • Clunky expositional writing
  • Bad acting
  • Uncomfortable lack of chemistry between characters
  • Really predictable plot
  • Very cheap effects
  • Weird editing and directorial choices
  • Gratuitous in very unnecessary ways


Basically, this is an incredibly uncomfortable movie where all the characters seem to be friends yet they barely tolerate each other at the same time, the tension between them is so obvious it's really awkward, kind of like you're on a dinner date with two friends that just had a huge fight right before they met with you and so the whole time everyone's just being bitter and angry without actually talking it through. Don't bother with this one, it's not worth the time.
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9/10
Heartwarming
17 February 2019
I was not expecting this sequel, and I literally could not have been more pleased. I feel like the bar for sequels for me is set really low, so that might be skewing my opinion somewhat. It's a shame it's not getting more attention because this sequel is a fantastic accompaniment to the original. It's fortunately not recycling a lot of the original's ideas. It comes up with a whole new element with the Si-Star System, and it employs the same humor you can expect from a Lord Miller film. For the first fifteen minutes or so I could literally not stop laughing and I was kind of amazed by that. I enjoyed the main theme of learning to cooperate and play together, as the younger sister with an older brother, it was a nice sentiment. Sure it can get a bit twee, but I don't think that'll put people off if they enjoyed the first. I don't think if you liked the first one you'll be disappointed, and I think that The Lego Movie 2 is a fun night out at the movies that should be taken by anyone with a love for their inner child.
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One Day (2011)
4/10
Frivolous
21 September 2011
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I walked into this movie with low expectations, due to what reviews I had heard, and I walked out neither impressed or disappointed. The acting was alright, the design was interesting, but the storyline was flat and the characterization was two dimensional. I found myself looking at the clock about halfway through, which is never a good sign when I go to see a film.

Anne Hathaway plays a British girl, which confused me as to why this role hadn't been given to an actual British actress. Her accent was alright; it slid between satisfactory and disappointing throughout the film. She wasn't given much to work with, however she didn't put much into it anyway. The role of Emma was two-dimensional, weak and frankly a little masochistic.

Jim Sturgess in his role as Dexter was also weak. His character, a playboy who just wants to be loved, seemed too familiar and too paint by numbers. He just keeps spiralling out of control, and it seems like (beyond losing his job due to him getting older) he doesn't suffer any consequences. He gets married, he has a kid, and even after that falls through he still gets Emma in the end. Did anyone else want to see this guy be the one to get hit by the bus? The episodic day-by-day structure, while not all that original, was still pleasantly structured, with the dates displayed in different ways. However, the passing of time seemed erratic, with little or no real transition. Sometimes, years would be shown with a two second clip of someone swimming, or something equally confusing in regards to its relevancy to the storyline.

The ending was particularly upsetting for me. Emma is killed, all for a pure shock reaction from the audience. Truly, her death was just meant to invoke a emotional reaction, and the death serves no purpose, leaving the final minutes of the film with a strange feeling of misguided sadness (not to mention a whole bunch of false endings).

This movie needs a major overhaul. What with inane dialogue, confusing plot points, and unnecessary characters (Ian the boyfriend comes to mind), I found it difficult to like this movie. There are some good points (the design, the score, and some of the comic relief), but they are all foreshadowed by the bad.
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Julie & Julia (2009)
8/10
What's for dinner?
9 August 2009
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What is for dinner? That seems to be a constant question in this film. A feast for the eyes, it's hard not to love Julie & Julia from first taste. An inspirational film that will have you loving, laughing, cooking and possibly even blogging again. Indeed, it is sure to put the spark back in anyone's life, rekindling an old passion. Because not only is this movie about food (and what food!) but it's about passion. Because, of course, what else could drive a woman to spend 8 years of her life on a cookbook but passion? The lovely personality of such a passionate woman as Julia Child is embodied perfectly by the always en pointe Meryl Streep. A performance sure to be emulated, worshiped and appreciated for years, Meryl makes this film. Not to be outdone, the enigmatic Stanley Tucci plays the butter to her bread, her life's breath, so absolutely perfectly you learn to love Paul Child as much as Julia did by the end of the film. The screen chemistry of Stanley and Meryl is perfection, and makes the scenes they share an absolute delight.

The scenes set in the past are positively flawless. From the costumes, to the mannerisms of the actors, you feel transported to the forties and you feel sad when you have to leave for the present, post 9/11 New York in 2002. However, the scenes set in the present are almost as perfect, and provide almost as much delight. Amy Adams is a great fit for the character Julie Powell, with a quirkiness and neurotic quality that makes this time travel transportation worthwhile. I have to admit I'd be pretty annoyed if I had to sit through an entire film involving flashbacks, which I usually dislike, and the main characters were exactly the same. While we see Julia almost always composed, Julie is prone to meltdowns when her cake falls and her eggs don't poach. The juxtaposition is orchestrated wonderfully, and you end up loving them both.

The problem I had was Amy Adams' performance. She was great, as I already stated, but for some reason I feel that the performance was not at a level that matched the others. She seemed, at times, half in and half out of her character. However, when Amy is on, she is on, no question.

I also feel that certain plot elements could have been explored a little further. It's clear to a keen observer of the film that Julia Child is somehow unable to have children, as Merryl does a great job of throwing forlorn looks at babies in buggies as they walk down the street, and trying her best to not break down completely when her sister becomes pregnant, however, possibly, those younger viewers would not completely understand this. Also, the ending seemed a bit disappointing. Yes, Julia got her book published, and Julie finished her blog, but there was a plot thread that seemed to run away with the filmmakers. About twenty minutes before the end of the film, Julie is informed by a journalist covering Mrs. Child's 90th birthday that Julia is less than impressed by Julie and her blog. Now, after this devastation, as the whole film was leading up to some confirmation that Julie had done Julia proud, you'd expect a meeting, a phone call, or a letter from Julia herself explaining herself, or stating that it was a misunderstanding and she loved the blog, but no such correspondence occurs. You're left feeling, dare I say it, a little miffed at Julia. The Julia Child should not be submitted to this kind of disdain by viewers. I'm sure this plot device left some viewers leaving the theater with a less than favorable opinion of Julia, since this is based on a true story. I would have appreciated some sort of closure on the plot thread, instead of letting it hang in the air.

You will leave Julie & Julia, hopefully, feeling inspired. Inspired to write, inspired to cook, inspired to eat, or just inspired to love the simple things in life, like duck confit and strawberry Bavarian cream. Embrace Julie & Julia, for both it's flaws and it's perfection, and Bon Apetit!
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9/10
Unexpectedly Amazing
23 November 2007
When I saw this movie, it was a late night horror flick on the Space Channel. I wasn't expecting much, until I saw the cast line up. Cary Elwes, you say? John Malkovich and Willem Dafoe? I wasn't sure if it would be cheesy or gory or what have you. What I got was a rarity, a well done vampire film. Amazingly scripted, down to the last detail. The acting, from not just one or two actors, but from the whole cast, was beyond amazing. I am always pleasantly surprised to see anything with John Malkovich in it, and this is one of his finer films. Shoot me down if you will, I choose this one as his best. His delusional last few minutes of filming at the very end caught me by so much surprise. Then, of course, we have Willem Dafoe. He is one of the finer actors of his generation, and definitely does not disappoint with his staggering portrayal of the vampire/actor. Do a double take, you will not be able to tell it is him through the amazing makeup and costuming done in this film. These films within films always get me, except for maybe Urban Legend, and this one was one of the best. If anything, the squelching noises are what disturbed me.
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The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XVIII (2007)
Season 19, Episode 5
8/10
Good for a few laughs
4 November 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Treehouse of Horrors XVIII

Segment 1: ET Go Home Kodos is found in the garden shed by Bart, and asks for the things needed to make a phone to contact whatever home planet he/she is from (the list extending from plutonium to tickets to Avenue Q). When he/she makes the phone, aliens come to earth and end up fighting briefly with the humans. I think that this segment was pretty funny, a good Halloween theme. I liked the ET parody. *** out of ****

Segment 2: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson In the spirit of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Homer and Marge find out they're both secret hit men. They do the famous dinner scene, and end up tearing their house apart. The police come, and when Marge and Homer kill Chief Wiggum, they find themselves more attracted to each other than before, and end up doing the dirty on top of Chief Wiggum's body. I didn't really get this segment, it wasn't that funny, and had nothing to do with Halloween, which is the point of the Treehouse of Horrors. * out of ****

Segment 3: Heck House It's Halloween in Springfield, and Millhouse, Nelson, Bart and Lisa go trick-or-treating. What starts as one trick turns into an all night prank-a-thon, enraging the townspeople. Ned Flanders volunteers to teach the merry pranksters a lesson in the church's Heck House. He plans to scare the "H-E Double Sippy Straws" out of them, and with a little help from the divine powers of God, he does. It ends with Ned telling us that by watching FOX and its affiliates, we're all going to Hell. It's probably one of the better Treehouse of Horror segments I've seen, and definitely the highlight of the episode. **** out of ****

Episode Overview: Overall, not the best episode, but it did have some high points. The opening sequence was funny, copying the logo gag from Family Guy where Quagmire ends up raping Marge and shooting her family. Marge introduces the show, and then dust busts an American Idol logo that pops up in the corner, and sticks Jack Bauer from the 24 logo to her fridge. Finally, she microwaves Dr. House from his House logo, and cooks them all in bread she serves to Homer. Very funny. It didn't disappoint, but it didn't dazzle, either.
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Naturally, Sadie (2005–2007)
9/10
I'm impressed
13 July 2007
This show is a typical teen show, with some great modifications. Sadie is a nature freak, but she doesn't make it the focal point of her image. She's smart, sociable and funny. Her friends aren't annoying stereotypes, like the geeky guy friend who's secretly in love with her. Her love interests lay elsewhere, with more typical and less melodramatic results. She has a crush, but it's not life and death. Her inner voice is great, and shows a real voice of reason. Her brother is probably my favorite character. He's actually friendly to his sister, and not an annoying jerk who's constantly ruining her life. He's a goof, and a likable guy. One of my favorite shows lately.
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The Hitcher (2007)
5/10
Not Memorable...
10 June 2007
I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone, mainly because I watched it five minutes ago and I already don't remember half of it. It's a mediocre attempt at a horror movie, with a few high points that I should mention. Sean Bean has a good face for a villain, but a pretty face does not a villain make. His sadistic attitude falls short after the first encounter with our two pitiful main characters (yet another horror movie where the girl's going to pop out of her top, sigh...). I found that the music was something you don't expect in a horror movie, and although it seemed out of place, I liked it. There's not much else to say about this movie, except for maybe the fact that the police were idiotic, and I have no idea what these guys were thinking when they made this.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
7/10
A Little Tiring
6 May 2007
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I have to admit, I like the spider-man movies. The first one was the best, as most first installments are. The second was just a big disappointment in my mind. Then, we're faced with an over publicized, over hyped third movie. I was expecting it to be amazing, since they made it sound like THE movie of the year. And, humble movie goers, what is my final verdict? I'd rank it somewhere between a good and a so-so. The Peter/Harry fight was intense, enough to give me a migraine in fact. But, with a good cast, this movie offers some more than mediocre acting scenes. Peter's evil side is what bothered me most. He seems mostly vengeful, and then you've got him prancing down the street in a silk suit? And what, may I ask, was that jazz club scene all about? It's just about enough to make a spidey loving fan pack up and go home! But then, all redeems itself with a kick butt final battle scene! Where Spidey goes seemingly alone into a web of venom's crazy goo, and starts kicking some Eddie Brock tail! The sandman jumps in, and all hope seems lost, when (gasp!) Harry Osborn forgives and forgets and sacrifices his life for Spidey and MJ. Ooooh, what a good ending...not. What seems like the end of a very respectable movie evolves into a funeral scene, with a short and very predictable monologue from Peter Parker/Spider-Man, and then the movie seems like it's done, but then cuts to yet another scene. Where MJ is singing at the jazz club (goodbye to love? Yeah right!) and Peter comes in and takes her hand. Then it's over. I think that movie had the most tiring ending ever.
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Big Fish (2003)
4/10
When Tim Burton has a Lobotomy
14 April 2007
I'll admit I'm not the biggest Burton fan. I don't like Corpse Bride (gasp! How dare I?) and Nightmare Before Christmas still creeps me out when the little creepy Lock, Shock and Barrel kids start singing. I think I can pick out two movies from Burton's bag of tricks that surprised me, that I really like: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Edward Scissorhands. So, being a fair-weather fan of this cinematic veteran, I did my best to put on a happy face and give this movie a chance. I was, deep down, not expecting much. And that's exactly what I got. Not bad, but not good either. It was somewhere in the middle, but I'm rating it toward the lower end of the scale. Ewan, my sweet Ewan, what the heck was with that accent? I've seen some darn good souther accents in my short days as a critical movie viewer, and honey, you didn't cut the mustard. I don't mind Albert Finney, he does a pretty good job as a dying old guy with just a touch of senility. The costumes have their shining moments, and they storyline rises and falls throughout. All around, I didn't like this movie. But, if I was forced into a corner and told to watch this movie, I'd do it.
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6/10
Did anyone else find this movie creepy?
24 November 2006
I absolutely loved the first POTC. Who didn't? But, this one disappointed me, a lot. I was looking forward to it for over a year. I went into the theater, expectations high, a full house. I came out, sick to my stomach. The storyline was great, but the darkness of this film left me with a sick stomach. Davy Jones looked good, but his evil character was too over the top. The scenes on Davy Jones' boat were gross, with all the sea creature humans doing hard labor and getting whipped. The opening scene with Jack Sparrow was also quite troubling, at the Pirate Prison. Seeing men being tortured, eaten by crows, and dragged off screaming is not my cup of tea when I'm expecting a fun-filled Pirates Of The Caribbean adventure. Jack Sparrow leaves you feeling unsatisfied with his wit, when you compare it to the first movie. The good thing, however, is that the ending leaves you with a hope of the next movie being much, much better.
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Casino Royale (2006)
10/10
The Classic Bond, But Much Better
19 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, kiddies, listen up, because I hardly ever give movies perfect scores. This movie is perhaps the best 007 movie ever. Daniel Craig puts all the other Bonds to shame, with the perfect mixture of sex appeal, good acting, and let's just face it, he looks damn good holding a gun! This installment's Bond girl, Eva Green, does a great job. The villain, Mads Mikkelsen, definitely played his role properly. There is a particularly good scene, with Bond frantically trying to save himself after being poisoned via martini. It teaches you that if you ever are playing a high stakes poker game, and someone put poison in your drink, all you have to do is dump a whole salt shaker in a glass of water, throw up, and find yourself a defibrillator and a handy syringe of antidote. The opening scene and sequence completely blew me away. The classic "Bond Song" was paired with a great sequence of silhouettes and playing cards. This movie is definitely the best action movie I have ever seen.
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Spice World (1997)
9/10
Just a Good Laugh!
23 September 2006
I love this movie simply because it's a good laugh. The acting is terrible, the plot is cheesy, but I love it all the same. You watch this movie, and you're going to think it's the worst excuse for a singing group promoting itself ever. And you'll be right. It is bad. But that's what makes it so great! It's a cheesy movie full of cheesy jokes. It's not supposed to be an academy award winner. It should be the first of the genre "Cheesy for the sake of being Cheesy". I mean, if Meatloaf voluntarily in this movie, we all know that it's not to be taken seriously. Mr. "Bat-Out-Of-Hell" himself wouldn't be in one of these movies to try and earn his acting credibility. Love this movie for what it is. A cheesy good laugh to watch if you're depressed.
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Hostel (2005)
2/10
Boring, no real high points...
29 August 2006
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When I saw this movie, I was expecting extreme heart-stopping gore. Because, well, that's what I had heard this movie was basically all about. I rented it with my friend, because I didn't get a chance to go see it in theaters. Both my friend and I were excited, and expectant. We watched it, and were completely disappointed. This movie is just stupid. The first half of it is just a lot of sex, and when you're completely disgusted and tired of all the sex, it finally shows us some gore. There are such clichés as a severed head, a chainsaw, and cutting the scene just as something truly bone-chilling is about to happen. The ending is only kind of satisfying, what with Paxton (our protagonist, played by Jay Hernandez) killing our psychotic antagonist, known only as The Dutch Businessman (played by Jan Vlasák). But, I was still too confused as to why Yuki (a torture victim played by Keiko Seiko) threw herself in front of a train to really be glad. The only good element of this movie is that Jan Vlasák delivers a pretty good performance, compared to everyone else. I think that this is a movie only suitable to be played in the background.
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High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
3/10
Nothing Special, a disappointment at best
11 March 2006
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Now, I am a big fan of musicals, with a capital B. So, I naturally was excited to see a movie called High School Musical. The music, from the commercials, seemed catchy enough, so I decided to tune in. Let me just say how very disappointed I was, in all aspects. I was expecting something half decent, with at least a few non-predictable twists in the plot. I was also expecting some characters with some depth, that weren't complete and utter clichés. I mean, I know it's supposed to take place in a "typical" high school, but let me tell you, firsthand, no high school is like this. First, there is the macho misunderstood jock who is, surprise, the captain of the basketball team. Then there's the misunderstood grade grind who is, surprise, the captain of her generic science/math club. Then, surprise surprise, they meet in an unlikely way, at a karaoke contest. They decide to show everyone that there is more to them than just books and basketballs, and go out for the generic school musical. They meet a brother-sister duo who are the completely typical antagonists who will stop at nothing to retain their reputations as the stars of every school musical. The basketball team (Go "Wildcats"?) and the generic math/science club both find out that the members they are depending on for the typical tournaments are not focusing on what they think is important and, surprise surprise, they team up and try and split up the grade grind and the b-ball captain. Blah, blah, blah, they're faced with a challenge set up by the antagonists, blah blah blah, they win everything all in the same day, blah blah blah.

I mean, come on people! Are we supposed to consider this movie even remotely original? I've seen less stereotypical high school behavior in a Public Service Announcement. Now that I've gotten past the story element, I'd like to talk to you about the technical elements, like the music. Okay, some of the songs are so-so and fit the story oh-so pathetically perfectly, but the audio is shitty and it's not very believable that they're actually singing it in the movie. I know that they hardly ever sing songs live in movies anymore, but the whole idea is to have it sound like they are, and the volume of the songs are too loud to be even humanly possible to be singing that loud without having your mouthes open to their maximum wideness. Some of the acting isn't terrible, considering what they had to work with for a screenplay. I really pitied them all for having signed a contract to work on this movie.

One more thing: A ending is never good if everyone wins. I mean, yeah, it's kind of nice to see that they got to do their last callbacks with everything working against them, but this isn't 1955 and not everyone deserves a happy ending and the good guys don't have to win everything.
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Feardotcom (2002)
1/10
I want my 2 hours back
14 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, this movie sucks. I'm just going to put it out there, it sucked. Big time. It had a horrible storyline, everyone dies, and it's not even a slasher movie where they're supposed to die, it's a bad attempt at a psycho-thriller. It's twisted and very disturbing. The makeup effects suck, and there's a stupid montage of a white ball bouncing around anyone who goes on the site. I was glad that I rented it, and didn't waste money on buying it on DVD and/or seeing it in theatres. If anyone should be ashamed for this production, it should be the writers for being so twisted, the director for turning something that may have been a semi-good cult classic into a piece of dribble that deserves to be destroyed, and the actors, who clearly didn't read the script when they auditioned, and when they signed on they actually read it and hated it, so they did the worst job possible. I HATED THIS MOVIE!
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1/10
Grease on the Beach? HA!
29 December 2005
Okay, i never actually saw this movie until they played it on TV, because I heard it was such a turkey, and I was not disappointed. This movie had completely unimaginative choreography(there is particular stupid song where the guys are on the beach and dance around with their towels on like a hunchback wearing a cape...enough said), very bad acting (we'll get to that later), stupid music (again, more later,), and the lip-synching is too bad to even waste these letters on.

Okay, so with the acting, what were they thinking? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY THIS, PEOPLE? Just because you can sing does NOT mean that you can act. Did we really have to see this sort of Spice Girls repeat? They only made money on that movie because they were big and already famous. You hear that? ALREADY FAMOUS! So by making this movie they were dangerously close to ruining Kelly's career before it even started. On behalf of the idiots behind this movie, I apologize Kelly.

And that music! What was with that? It was like they were stopping the movie every time there was a song and would have a music video. The songs had barely anything to do with the plot at the time they sang them.

In an interview, Kelly and Justin both said that this movie was like Grease, except on a beach, which is an insult in itself. Enough said.
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I'm Going to watch this again, and again, and again and again and again and again and again and...
24 November 2005
I loved this movie.

Truth be told, i was a little afraid that this movie was going to be a creepy disappointment like it's predecessor The Prisoner of Azkaban. But I was more than impressed, i was awestruck. Every moment of magic seemed real, and every new character was well done and matched what i had imagined perfectly, especially everything to do with Beauxbaxtons and Durmstrang. The giant ship and flying house sized carriage were done perfectly.

One major problem I had was the Quidditch World Cup, which takes up about a hundred pages in the book, and they only spend five minutes on it!

A couple other things that I had major problems with were things that were just details, like they assign the name of a "Girls Only" school to Beauxbaxton, when in the book it is clearly stated a boy is the first to come out of the carriage. Another detail that sort of bothered me was the fact that Karakoff was younger than he was descripted in the book. But, if you don't obsess over details in books, you'll probably give this movie a 10/10
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Elizabethtown (2005)
8/10
Beautifully done, but at times it's overdone, and it's sort of slow at the beginning
16 October 2005
This movie, in a nutshell, is great. The music is great, the acting is great, and the cinematography is great. Although, the storyline needed a little work. I saw this and while I was watching the first half hour, i was bored. I was even considering walking out, and asking for a refund. But then, at this one point where Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst start talking on their phones for 12 hours straight, it picks up. There's a hilarious part where Orlando Bloom's character puts a tape in the VCR so the kids will be quiet, and it's called something along the lines of "Rusty teaches how to be quiet". All the kids are so scared stiff that they don't make a sound again through the entire movie. It was a great comedic scene. One scene, however, that I had a problem with was the memorial service. Susan Sarrandon starts to tap dance this whole routine, and she's only been taking classes for three days! Then, the band comes out and starts rockin' out to "Freebird" and then the stage catches on fire. Needless to say, as a cliché, they just keep on going, even when the water sprinklers start flooding the place. Then, of course, they don't get electrocuted. They just keep on playing their ELECTRIC guitars, and singing through their ELECTRIC microphones. Oh, how could there even be a risk of electrocution?
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4/10
Okay...
24 September 2005
This movie isn't exactly what I would call a "blockbuster". Although it has it's moments, there's just too much bad that takes away from the good. Alex Borstein is a little much for her character. A lady with the name of "Ungermeyer" would be expected to be a little more conservative and a different type of strict. Alex is just all in your face, and it's hard to focus on her dialogue. Hilary Duff is better as Isabella than she is as Lizzie, which is weird considering the title is "The Lizzie McGuire Movie". Hilary just ends up putting too much of the "poor me, i'm in Rome, and I have everything!" act on. She doesn't keep her mentality of the normal teenager like she did in the series. She was disappointing to me in this movie. Yani Gellman in the role of Paulo was totally off base. He tried too hard to be one of those guys who are like "My English, she is not so good", and yet it was perfect. Two good points I have is the soundtrack, which complimented the teeny-bopper atmosphere, and that they didn't have Lalaine in this movie.
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10/10
Spectacular
4 September 2005
I watched this movie, and could not get over how amazing it was. The cinematography alone is enough to make it worthwhile. But they went beyond that with an amazing cast, amazing costumes, and amazing music. The violence there is creates the atmosphere necessary for this movie to really get its plot line established. Who else agrees with me that Daniel Day Lewis should have gotten the academy award? I could not get over how fantastic he was. His accent was really believable, and it surprised me how he didn't falter with it, not even once. Daniel Day Lewis made an excellent antagonist. Cameron Diaz was also good in this movie, and it was an unexpected variation from a Charlie's Angel or a ditzy socialite from The Sweetest Thing. I loved how the costumes didn't look fabricated at all. They actually look like they used to be worn in the 19th century. My favorite was how they all wore those really big top hats. The music was an amazing mood setter when they were going into battle. It had a very adrenaline pumping element.

My only bad comment is Leonardo Dicaprio. Although he was good most of the time, his accent would falter a lot. (Ie. The end of the movie, versus the middle) He didn't convince me that he was Irish.
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Dracula 2000 (2000)
8/10
Watch it for the sexy Dracula
11 August 2005
This movie wouldn't be half as good without Dracula, who is extremely hot. Me and my friend rented this movie when I went over for a sleepover, and we watched it five times just because we loved Gerard Butler in this movie so much. He does a good job of being extremely alluring and sexy, all that Dracula is supposed to be. His eyes are the most amazing color when they are green and when they are red, which adds to his character. You almost feel like he's looking at you, which is appropriately creepy and lovely at the same time. Anyway, enough about how much I'm in love with Dracula. Johnny Lee Miller also did a good job, and has some good lines. As for Justine Waddell, she does not do a good job. She's too much of the helpless girl, and I think that even I could do it better than she did. Christopher Plummer is good, although his accent makes him sort of hard to understand at times. So, if you're going to watch this movie, watch it to see how sexy Gerard Butler is. Also, don't expect the ending to be like the original, because it is completely different.
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9/10
Wes Craven? Are you kidding me?
3 August 2005
I really liked this movie. It's constantly on TV, and I don't get tired of it. Meryl Streep should have won the Academy Award, and I was mad she didn't. She did a fantastic job for the role she was given. Not only did I find her great, but I was very pleasantly surprised to find out it was her playing the violin! The entire cast plays their own violins! That is so cool! It's so surprising as well. What else is surprising is that Wes Craven did this movie. Wes Craven, the director of such crappy movies as Cursed and Dracula 2001. Amazing, Wes Craven can actually do good movies unlike the crappy horror movies that you go to the ticket booths for your money back afterwards. Bravo!
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2/10
If anything, this movie should be locked away forever
2 August 2005
I enjoyed this movie for some parts. But there were some parts that were unnecessary and too sad to belong in a sci-fi flick. I really hated the ending, because I hate movies that make me cry. The only actor that had any shining moments in this movie was Jude Law. He saved what is any good in this movie. As for Haley Joel Osmont, I think that not blinking at all had caused him to be distracted from acting. Shocking! An actor acting, imagine that. All he does is whine about the blue fairy. He annoyed me so much in this movie. As for that thing with all the humans destryoing the robots, that was just disgusting. Even if they are robots, it still disturbed me to watch them getting acid thrown at them and being burned on a wheel.' Jude Law, you are my hero in this movie. Thanks for being the only actor that did any good in this movie.
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
9/10
Modern meets Classical
1 August 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I particularly enjoyed this movie because of it's very good fusion of modern songs. Nicole Kidman is a surprisingly good singer, and thats the same to say about Ewan McGregor. They seem like an weird team when you first hear they'll be starring together, but they have awesome screen chemistry. The beginning makes it look like a weird Gothic-esquire depressing story, but it turns out to be a beautiful bittersweet love story. Kidman never ceases to amaze with her vocal range, and it's just plain amazing McGregor can even sing. Ewan McGregor is Obie Wan Kenobe, and you certainly wouldn't expect a Star Wars Jedi to be able to sing AND act. Bravo. By the way: The writers should all really think hard about why they made Satine die. You guys suck for making me cry in front of my boyfriend.
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