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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
this movie is as shallow as a paddling pool
the title is shallow but it's not just the title that is the problem it's the zombie like acting from Paris hilton one moment I can't hear what she is saying the film makers probably want Paris hilton in the movie to watch her and dribble over then masturbate over her the main character nate isn't much better ethier he seems like his nervous throughout the film that's not how to act it's OK to be nervous sometimes in some situations but not all the time and he was overacting sometimes the plot is predictable and shallow in the end of the movie nate lies in bed with the hottie but refuses to sleep with her and go with the nottie because she got her tooth fixed by the dentist the dialogue is not bad but not perfect thou i didn't enjoy this movie it was tedious and unfunny i don't know why it's called a comedy when i did'nt laugh once through the film and i'm quite easy to laugh btw this is why there is shallow people on earth because of this movie the positive about it really is the script the script isn't bad everything else sucks 3/10
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
people say it's so bad it's good no just no
I would rather have a foursome with Ozzy Osbourne, john Goodman and Justin Bieber then watch this 90 minute piece of rubbish again this is one the worst movies i have even seen in my entire life there's no point saying it because a lot of people have been saying it where to start OK it takes 8 minutes to get to where the real movie begins there's only driving and background noise the acting is disgraceful the main character seems nervous Alan Pugh or whatever his name is his acting like his so nervous and is talking to fast he sounds like he was born in a different country
the dialogue it's rubbish it's like either "hi" or "i'm hungry" or "i want a happy meal" i'm like shut up it's making my ears bleed it's like watching Justin bieber baby 50 times a day speaking of sound is absolutely atrocious the director doesn't know how to put sound in a
movie the worst thing about this movie in my opinion are effects the birds look like the been copied and paste from go ogle images it's that bad I have seen better effects from you tube I don't know if James Nguyen is meant to make this movie this bad if he did he really succeed if he doesn't mean to make a movie this bad then he must have an IQ lower then his shoe size this would be better if it was a documentary not a movie it takes you 45 minutes to get to where the real movie begins I might as well end this review because I can go on all night about how rubbish this movie is there is absolutely nothing good about this movie i don't know if the director James Nguyen make this movie bad to get people to laugh but it also fails at that i literally nearly fell asleep the first 5 minutes of this garbarge i would give it a 1/10 the 1 because of whitney moore acting is decent everybody elses pure crap i wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone i regret watching it
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)
naughty dog you did it again!
this game is amazing the story you can't say nothing bad about this story the story is like a what a normal action adventure should be like in a game the best part about this game is the stealth attacks where you sneak behind enemies and kill them you can drag them off cliffs the graphics are excellent spot on can't say nothing bad about it at all the graphics are like what a action adventure setting should be like the puzzles can get dull and frustrating at times but that is OK because that's what action game should be like yes it copies Lara croft sometimes but that doesn't mean it's a bad game the controls are amazing you can get to cover in any way you want like swapping from one wall to the next there were some 1 or 2 minor glitches but other then that can't complain the music suits the game can't complain about that i haven't played online on this game but i'll give it a try the voice acting again can't complain and there is sometimes witty banter between the characters for someone to cheer up when you're depressed overall game score 9.5/10 it would have gotten 10 if they fixed the minor glitches it's not to often don't worry about that i would recommend you buy this game and try it out you won't disappointed!
Sonic Unleashed (2008)
good game but very frustrating sometimes glitches
this game gets frustrating at the end when you get to the eggman stage the stage is really long and frustrating i must have died at least 100 times while playing that stage and completed it in 40 minutes on my first try and the bosses are even worse you need to do 3 sections in order to complete the game first the eggman robot then dark gaia throwing rocks at you have to get past that 3 times with frustrating sonic stages because you're against the clock then you play another section as super sonic with a frustrating cutscene at the end where you press a certain button 60 times you have to do all 3 sections without loseing all your lives if you lose all your lives you have to do all these 3 sections again and i was that fustrated i threw the controller on the floor and broke it you know whatelse is the problem it's that you have to ask the professor to unlock stages what's the point it's a waste of time and there can be sometimes glitching but the game is a lot of fun and the graphics are decent it's gets a 7/10
Crash Bandicoot: Warped (1998)
still amazing game
still a good game i like the secret levels better in cortex strikes back the side spin isn't same anymore side spin clicking o and square really fast and you jumped higher and go faster then normal walking the story is the same but this time sapphires you go against the clock and you have to complete the level at a certain time to get a sapphire but you have to get the crystal first the bike levels are annoying and more harder to get the sapphires it's a good game not as a good as cortex strikes back this time you get to plays a coco there are different types of levels go on the ski, riding a tiger, aeroplanes and bike riding anyways try it out you might like it
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back (1997)
one of the best childhood games ever
whoever made this game is a genius the controls are awesome you can sidespin clicking O and square really fast instead of running to make crash 1.8 times faster then levels in this game there are awesome best levels are the secret warp room levels and levels with bonus levels with a lot of boxes you can do a box glitch and get extra boxes by killing yourself after the end of the bonus level before boxes hit 0 but avoid the checkpoints then you get extra boxes seriously if you have never played this game get yourself a ps3 got to the psn store and buy it seriously you're going to have some fun when i was little i played this game for hours because it was that addictive if you die in this game it's you're fault 10/10