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Teen Titans Go! (2013)
I hate it,and not because it's not like the original.
The popularity of Toddler Titans is questionable to me.I don't find it funny and most of the morals and jokes are incredibly stupid and rage-inducing. For example,take an episode like "Knowledge." The moral it teaches is "If you're smart,you will be a huge bummer and no one will like you,but if you're an idiot and brain dead,everyone will be friends with you." Now if that's not offensive,I don't know what else from this show is. If the show wants to be funny,that's fine,but they need to at least TRY to be funny,and the sad thing is that the creators know this show is stupid! No,seriously. Another thing that bothers me about this show is the creators' response to the criticism it gets.For example,in "Dreams",they literally DUBBED OVER A SCENE FROM TROUBLE IN TOKYO. It's like they're trying to say "Hey!If you don't like this show,screw you!We ruined your PRECIOUS SHOW. And screw you again!" Another example of this is actually an entire episode where the titans become serious and make fun of the older show even though the older show had funny moments. Another big screw you to older fans!
So yeah,"Your new favorite show" certainly isn't mine! If you want to watch something that's actually funny,I recommend that you watch The Amazing World of Gumball,and if you want a show that's like the original Teen Titans,I recommend that you watch Steven Universe.
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012)
Why is this even a movie?
WARNING:SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED IN THIS REVIEW!If you don't want to watch the movie while knowing everything about it,don't read this.
==THE OOGIELOVES IN THEIR BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE REVIEW==
Seriously,why?
Okay,basically this film is about three rejected and talking Teletubbies with clothing trying to get five "magical" balloons from floating away for a talking pillow's birthday,thanks to a talking vacuum cleaner. First of all,WHO CAME UP WITH THIS PLOT?! A two year old? Second of all,Only people under the age of 3 would enjoy it.THAT'S HOW BAD THIS FILM IS!
This film is one of the biggest bombshells in cinematic history,and I can clearly see why.Also,it wasn't in theaters anywhere outside North America.GEE,I WONDER WHY?!
Also,the costumes are freaking SCARY!
I'm just glad I never watched the movie.
I'd give this movie a 0/10,but IMDb won't allow us to do that,so I'll give it a 1.