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Reviews
Zombie Nation (2004)
A CULT CLASSIC from The New Ed Wood!!
Unbelievable!! That was my reaction to this disjointed nonsensical waste of Videotape. Never have I ever seen a film so self consciously bad on every conceivable level as this.It's almost as if director Ulli Lommel set out to ruin his career by making the worst horror film ever to hit DVD, and inadvertently made some sort of stoner masterpiece. And so meticulously conceived! Racoon eyed zombie women,wooden performances,horrible dialogue (seemingly ad libbed on the spot),bad techno music,crappy MTV flashcutting and braindead cops in the worst excuse for a police station ever put on video.Recommended ONLY with the appropriate alcoholic liquid or chemical refreshment.Amaze your friends,tell your kids,create new enemies!,see Zombie Nation! People will be writing about this one in cool cinema fanzines in 20 years. Tell em you saw it first!
Containment (2006)
The 9.2 rating was obviously from the cast and crew.
Unlike a couple of people here I saw this one to the end. Incidentally, you have no business commenting on a film until you see the end credits roll. That said,Containment is bargain basement amateurish dreck period. How the producer thought it would benefit his career by releasing it remains a mystery. The few cast members appear to be friends of the director and the location such as it is, must be the basement of a factory were someone involved in the production worked. How could you otherwise explain the non existent acting?,the threadbare art direction? The minimalist script written on a napkin? $900 bucks in you're bank account is no reason for zero effort.