This is the first porn I ever saw, and also my favorite. Hyapatia Lee is drop dead gorgeous in this movie, and has several scenes with her coworkers. I have a good friend that watched this movie also, and to this day we still quote one liners from this movie. I've never seen any movie with so many one liners, and they are actually very witty. Fantastic acting all around. The late Shauna Grant plays the dumb blonde role perfectly. There is a truly legendary scene where Richard is having phone sex with one of the operators. How he could remember ten minutes worth of lines while getting off is a truly Oscar worthy moment. Here are some of the more memorable lines: "If you were around back in Alexander Graham Bell's old tinkering days, I'm sure messages would still fly by pony express" "Oh, I'm so excited!" "Red is such an angry color" "This is D***, biiiiiiiiig D***!" "Its your move, honey. Just remember, I hold the key vote" "The switch to computers is inevitable" "I have a problem with dampness in my chair" "I'll check the humidifier" "Good thinking, Lonnie" "You betcha, b***h!" "Then I'm gonna take my great, big, hose and ram it in your sweet little a**hole.... Then I'm gonna f**k you in the a**, b***h!"
A truly memorable experience.
A truly memorable experience.
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