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Army of the Dead (2021)
I've seen it somewhere before
Break the story down to its key moments and its...
Aliens.
Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator (2019)
Poser
While an interesting enough watch, this doco didn't really cover anything more than what was already covered in the ESPN podcast series BIKRAM.
The Evil Inside Her (2019)
Please stop
Another day another Eric Roberts movie.
For every good Eric Roberts performance there are 50 by the numbers, action cut print, cash that cheque cameos.
When will it end ?
The Asian Connection (2016)
Everything you would expect and nothing more.
I really thought that the inclusion of MJW would hopefully lift this slightly higher than expected. Sadly he is unseen but for a fleeting scene in which his role could have been played by any random crackhead.
The whole thing is so poorly acted and scripted not to mention directed that it really comes down to a D grade action flick built around Sensei Seagal playing patty cake in his pj's (yet again) and delivering even worst dialogue than usual. Even giving him the opportunity of playing a bad guy for a change seems too much like hard work for the Sensei who dials in one of the lamest performances from him yet. Maybe his lethargy is a result of being squeezed too tightly into his Spanx.
Perhaps the worst offender in this mess is Director (and I use that term very loosely) Daniel Zirilli. He continues his rise towards mediocrity with another typical example of his very obvious limitations.
Watch only if you absolutely must, but don't say you weren't warned.