john-917-779947 Reviews

Non-Stop (2014)

Best movie of the year (so far)

[10/10 · 12 February 2014]

This movie is really good for Liam Neeson fans and for people who like suspense thriller movies. It's hands down the best movie so far of 2014. This movie is one of those films were your on the edge of your seat and you think who is it. Who done it. What's gonna happen next. If your a fan of taken you'll love this film no doubt.It will be up there with the Bourne franchise and if not the James Bond series. Well done to the writer, the director and Liam Neeson for brining us movies we love. I can predict that this film win awards. For everybody who worked on this movie give yourself a pat on the back. It has a great story and was well acted. Well worth seeing. Liam Neeson has chosen a really good movie to add to his list. It's just really really good. It will leave you waning more. If not there's something wrong with you.

The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Harry hill i don't like you anymore

[2/10 · 9 February 2014]

First of all i liked harry hill doing TV burp he was funny. Now he is dead to me he does not make me laugh like he used to. The film makes no sense and its just as bad as Keith lemon the film (oh the horror of that film). This movie has to be as bad as transformers 2. Julie Walters has good in her career but now she went the wrong way in acting. Harry hill's credit to comedy is gone like the hair on his head. Harry hills TV burp will never be the same again. The reason i give this movie 2 stars out of 10 is because i liked the idea that harry hill wanted to do a movie instead of just TV.Bad bad bad bad bad bad. This movie is so bad it makes Adam sanders jack and Jill look a wee bit good. Bad bad bad bad bad bad. If you liked this movie you either 1 love bad comedy's or 2 don't have a life and you laugh at anything.

Tarzan (2013)

Why god why have you done this to the world

[4/10 · 8 February 2014]

This movie is the same story as all the other Tarzan movies . This one has bad animation and its just one of the worst movies to be made ever since transformers 2 of worse jack and Jill. It's better for the whole world if you just leave the original movies and not make more and more and more. As i mentioned before the bad animation, the animation is as bad as mars needs moms animation but a lot worse. If you remember the old better films and you thought they were good you will hate the Tarzan Movies. Gongraulations for all the 12 Razzies you are going to win. You will replace jack and Jill on the no. 1 spot on IMDBs bottom 100 movies. If you are going to see this movie you will want you money back. Im serious

Planes (2013)

Just plane Wong

[2/10 · 7 February 2014]

Do you ever see the movie cars and think wow this is cool, will it was........ Until someone thought oh I've got an idea lets do the exact same movie but in the air. Planes is cars in the sky. There was no need for this film to be written. Kids at the age of 4-5 will love it but older than 16 will not like it. Goofie voices are always fun but not when the movie is as bad as transformers 2 revenge of the fallen or jack and Jill. Bad just bad. Watching this movie i thought "right when is the film that was promised starting" and that was 45 minutes in. The worst thing is there is a second one coming out (sarcastic hey). Don't watch it or buy it.

The Lego Movie (2014)

Absolutely fantastic 10/10

[10/10 · 6 February 2014]

This film has great animation and a great story, it has an all star voice cast example Morgan freeman and will Ferrell. This film will be up on the shelve as one of the greatest films ever animated, ever thought about and ever written. When I was a kid playing with Lego I never thought to my self that they will make a film on it now that they have all my Christmases have come at once. Cant wait for the special features on blue ray. This movie will be up there with toy story 1 2 and 3 , the lion king , frozen and wreck it Ralph. The power of good films are in Lego hands people are genius congrats to all the Oscars for the road ahead

Jack and Jill (I) (2011)

This is not funny at all

[1/10 · 6 February 2014]

I think Adam's career has went down hill since bedtime stories His career has went faster down hill than Kevin James running to the opining of McDonald's. there is no dialog in the film what so ever and I seen some people walking out of the screening 45 minutes in. It's not funny. Not funny. If you see it in a shop and say " hey that looks good" your lying to yourself don't waste the 10p that its worth. Im serious. I bet the director thought this film is so good it will replace the shaw shank redemption on IMDBs top 250 films of all time. It's actually at the top of the worst films of all time. So to sum up the film is worse than transformers 2