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Reacher: Welcome to Margrave (2022) Season 1, Episode 1

Wow... A mysterious stranger

[1/10 · 12 November 2022]

With a crime solving super power.

Nothing is new here. Nothing.

Not the hot side kick (come on its 2022) Not the First blood rip off I'm just amazed how someone without a gym membership stays ripped. Main carracter is not only not beliveable, but just so boring and predictable. He is on the other hand incapable of talk with hid eyes open.

As usual, people are walking around on murder scenes without protective clothing, suppressors makes gun TOTALLTY silent and all the other kliché.again, there is absolutely no surprises in this production except that it gets a very high rating on IMDB.

Save your time and skip this one.

The Book of Boba Fett: Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger (2022) Season 1, Episode 6

No! Stop mixing streams!

[1/10 · 2 February 2022]

Keep that little frog out of this series! Don't call this the book of Boba Fett if you are going to keep on showing Grogu and the Mandalorian. I don't care!!!

The Revenant (I) (2015)

Straight up boring

[1/10 · 2 February 2022]

The most important guy in the party walks off alone in the woods, possibly filled with hostiles. After an extended wrestling fight with a bear he gets class A field surgery in a time when the Americans had no idea what that was.

Terrible portrait of native Americans and one of the worst films I've ever seen. Do not watch.

The Defeated (2020)

It's not that hard to speak German

[1/10 · 15 January 2022]

I'm impressed with all those people in Berlin speaking English.

No. Of course I'm not. It's ridiculous that the American ego still is that big that they don't let Germans speak German. And the description of the social structures and society in post war Berlin is.... I mean come on, try at least.

Foodtastic (2021)

What kind of waste is this?

[1/10 · 7 January 2022]

It's beyond me how Disney can support this kind of waste! Millions of people starv and Disney thinks it's a good idea to waste ridiculously amount of food?

The usual American over acting is of course topping on this debacle.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 1: The Mandalorian (2019) Season 1, Episode 1

Give me my 38 min back!

[1/10 · 8 March 2021]

Close to slapstick humor with obvious ending to every scene. What's up with the cape? Try to pull out a rifle like that with a cape. I dare you. And the ice-monsters? They weren't there when they parked? And this guy got a freaking spaceship. Why not fly in on target instead of riding those two legged wilderbeast frogs

Lego Masters (2020– )

Cut the guy who cuts

[5/10 · 18 December 2020]

I do not understand why Americans insist on tleeling the entire plot in the trailer. Envry single episodes. And what's up with the extreme facial expressions? It's ridiculous!

Loudermilk (2017–2020)

Predictable and absolutely no surprises

[1/10 · 8 October 2020]

Perfect series for those who demand nothing. This is the ekvivalent of room tempered oat meal.

Riverdale (2017–2023)

Clichés anyone?

[1/10 · 10 March 2019]

This show lacks originality, to the level that you can simply skip it. Nothing is new or unique with Riverdale. All the main characters from every teen movie are represented. And that's not a good thing. Appearantly, in a small town like Riverdale, everybody dissappear at first day of summer, and just get back the night before school. How anyone made it thru first episode without screaming in pain is a huge question. This show is not watchable at all.