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One Shot (2021)
Hulu has it bad for this guy
I don't know if the people at hulu are fight fans or really bad B movie fans. No one ever saw an audition tape from thos guy and said yep there's our next academy award winning actor right there. Dude makes Arnold look like an outright gifted thespian by comparison. I really deeply wish as many times as I've hit dislike on his movies hulu would figure out it's him that makes the movie suck. His onscreen fighting is clunky and has a "Random Task" feel, on the other hand he has the dumb jock look down for those who find the John Bernthals of the world sexy. But otherwise if you like B movie vibes stick with Tarantino or Rodriguez.
Vanished in Yosemite (2023)
Why lifetime just why
Why lifetime do you keep making movies that make me finish them because for no other reason than I have already wasted so much of my life I may as well go for broke... So in this rendition of of FML sideways we see the ridiculous cop with the uniform shirt buttoned all the way up so that he looks thoroughly unskilled. Then there are the hotel manager and town mayor
caricatures. This entire show was not only badly written, the acting, directing & production are awful. In fact the only good thing about this film is 100% the scenery because well it's the woods and nature. Remove the human beings it would be a perfect film. The hunting humans for sport is played out when good actors are cast it just sucks harder when talentless hacks have a go at it.
The Traitors (2023)
Kate continues her mean girl routine
Below Decks Kate (mean girl fired for you know being kate) continues her below deck behavior in season 1 of the Traitor. Meaning she stood around yelled at people, spread rumors and was generally a full on b>/ch then ran around and tried to look busy just like on the boat. She was a conniving spiteful boozehag barbie through every episode making it hard to get through the shows with her in them. I was counting the minutes until she was off the show along with pre-nup barbie the bottle blondes were the most annoying next to the shah of Beverly hills with all of his ridiculousness and hyperbole.
Below Deck (2013)
Not sure who is worse crew or guests
As far as obnoxious goes the crew behaves in fairly appropriately in front of the guests who as far as I can see were mostly raised by wolves but between charters they are immature, petty back stabbing, peaked in high school bullies that intensifies with alcohol and bad decisions throw in a little retaliation and sexual harassment from all directions and you have a show. Then you have horrendous wealthy people that believe service industry workers are their personal dance monkeys that they can command because they are paying them and you get disgusting requests lewd conduct and a view into the dregs of humanity. Thanks Bravo.
World's Most Extreme Homes (2006)
The homes are amazing the writing is awful
Seriously fire all writers from reality television shows. They are as useful as teets on a bull.
The garbage that writers are putting out on the "reality-based" television they are over payed if they get more than McDonald's employees. I watched it on mute to avoid secondhand embarrassment from the host. Seriously reality TV is the most ludacris BS that America has unleashed on a gullible MTV & Kardashian brain rotted audience. Along with idiots that despite all evidence to the contrary still believe wrestling is real also. If you believe that a couple works part time & has a budget of $1M, come on.
Public Enemies (2009)
A reminder that the FBI used to be the biggest gang in America
J Edgar Hoover, violent cross dressing thug posing as an agent. Violation of the civil rights of not only the criminals that he had murdered in cold blood but the private citizens he had files on for leverage. Every movie made from this Era only garners further empathy because Americans are trying to return to an Era where law enforcement thugs with badges are allowed to trample the rights of the average citizen in the name of eradicating public enemy number one, the un-American whatever the hell that means. Crime is the most American thing in the world which is why we keep electing them for office.
The 100 (2014)
Cause and effect meets lord of the flys
This show, is a glaring example of cause and effect from episode one. A Dystopian future where, even the slightest of offense is considered "capital" therefore, punishable by death. The only way to be spared, be a minor.
Problem is there is zero preparationfor these kids who've been locked up. One merely for having the nerve to be born.
These kids are told that they are expendable so, why should they care about the rest of humanity on the Ark.
They immediately get violent with each other..
Right off,
They are immature, selfish and somehow feel, entitled to take over a place already inhabited.
Catch-22 (2019)
Clooney is now Carl
No Major would concern themselves with marching much less at 10 weeks, if you can't march after a week you don't belong in the military, you are the weakest link goodbye. Remedial training but a Butterbar maybe a captain might walk by not be involved with this training. 7 inches for the swing? A tad more research would have helped. This was so stupid it made my military mind itch. He pissed about the swing of the arms but the conversation and movement in the ranks doesn't phase him? Officers are too soft for things like making soldiers that's what NCOs are made for, that & leading lost lieutenants out of jungles and deserts.
Phobias (2021)
I couldn't find the remote
It came on after another movie & the couch had eaten the remote again sooooooo. That's a good chunk of my life I'll never get back. The plot description totally misleading. Characters and the plot are ridiculous. I think the lesson here is that the real fear is the loss of the remote control when horrendous movies are on a streaming service, the horror is real!!!!!! I was forced to endure the entire movie before I found the d thing thanks Hulu for the loss brain cells. Movies like this create Chef Slowiks on their one day off except even Victor Frankenstein was an improvement on this disaster.
Naked and Afraid: Last One Standing (2023)
Gary has 2 faces & Jeff is not the victim
Why as a society do we keep creating competition shows that celebrate back stabbing and conniving. When one competitor has a knack for bringing out the absolute worst it whoever their partner ends up being until now. When Chenny does not want to play the way Jeff plays. In fact no one does. Why? No, not because it's a competition and it's last one standing, it's because Jeff brought all off it on through his own bad behavior in the beginning. Not only in this competition but in the past. After all it is last one standing or would he prefer neighbors not roommates. He refuses to help Matt when he got cut but cried about no one helping when he got cut, Etc. Jeff is full of double standards in his rants.