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Unlikely Angel (1996)
The most irreverent film I've ever seen!
You'd think that this was a Christmas movie full of love, glory glory hallelujah and Jesus, but Jesus doesn't even make a cameo. Ummmm, hello?!? A Christmas story without Jesus? Yeah, that's an oxymoron. The word Christmas means Jesus more. There was no *Jesus more in this film.
And St. Peter, in which I use the term "Saint" loosely because he promotes bingo which is GAMBLING, he has hair dipped in cement and I don't think that's right. And he's so puny when in reality he was a giant. That's why God made him the bouncer.
The ONLY thing that made sense in this film was Dolly Parton's breasts.
*Christ = Jesus. Mas = More. So Jesus more.
Deliver Us from Evil (2014)
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This movie is best watched in a theater where you are heavily physically immersed in the film, as a lot of its magic is delivered through sound, and disturbing visuals that all of us horror nuts crave. My only complaint would be that every attempt at comedy was weak and cliché, but gratefully the director didn't use punchy witty lines that fell flat. He just used ones that started flat to begin with, and those are easier to ignore. Lastly, I don't recommend seeing this right before bed. I have to work in the morning, but now I've got to stay up and watch a couple episodes of The Simpsons to get the images out of my head.