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Devil's Knot (2013)
What's up with Heavy Metal?
I could realize why this movie is too low, it doesn't deserves a great answer from the normals.
The story of the movie (which is really based on true attempts) is the only thing that saves it from being terrible at all, after that. the rest of the movie is disappointingly.
But, terribly, this movie connects some things stupid from the story using them in the movie, making it feel disappointingly for a lot of people, just like (SPOILER) the decisions of the judgment to charge down the guilty for murder with... Heavy Metal music and black dressing, hey that's stupid at all, what's wrong with Heavy Metal music, with wearing black clothes and reading a little about occultism, just for that things, you're a serial murdered, that's not good.
Schindler's List (1993)
All the pain and cruelty of war showed in it's best way, fighting for my favorite ever
The movie is truly dedicated to tell the true story of Oskar Schindler, giving us every detail of how he saved 1,100 Jews from their dead (this is not a spoiling this is what history says)
Using Liam Neeson for rolling Schindler's paper, Spielberg makes his most exciting, beautiful work full of pain, heartbreaking scenes a terrible but astonishing script.
The movie is almost 100% black and white, showing only a couple of minutes in color, but this minutes are absolutely necessary as every second in the whole movie.
And not only the story and the script of the movie are really great, also the cinematography is one of the bests ever made, it's full, uncolorful but marvelous, a kind of legend for the history.
In fact, Spielberg's List is terribly awesome and a treasure for the cinema history
¨Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't¨
Platoon (1986)
One of the movies that can't be forgotten
The movie proves that hate between friends in war is incredibly big, it 's real and it's every way possible.
It proves that there is people that just DON'T UNDERSTAND WAR, it doesn 't means just walk killing everybody and then die, there's more.
This guy, Chris Taylor, understood what kind of things can be seen at war, and what happens inside and outside the platoon.
The movie in it's free way it's beautiful, cruel, and absolutely real, everything here happened, and that's what really hurts while looking it, after understanding how was life there
¨We've been kicking other people's asses for so long I figure it's about time we got ours kicked¨
Lucy (2014)
Scarlett's great, but unfinished work
So, there's something interesting with this movie, there's a light that doesn't turns on, there's a hole in the entire story, the meaning.
The story goes really fast, from the beginning to the end, specially the beginning, the whole starting is just how it happened, nothing before, and then, where, the thing has just started.
I could never imagine that she would be part of a weird Sci-fi movie, or that this turns to be the first movie she's not the big ass kicker as normally, she's a normal woman who lives something terrible, but amazing, awesome, unique, impossible.
The unimportant using of special features is notables, but it really doesn't matter too much, she's good, Freeman's doesn't appears at all, he's only the guy that was excited to know her, but, as older he is now, he doesn't appears doing anything incredible, an the cinematography, was acceptable, not brilliant, but not nothing.
The Lego Movie (2014)
The years' animated masterpiece
So, this is not only a movie, this is something more, something incredible, 'cause when you see this movie you ask yourself "Did they really build all that Lego buildings and characters and cars and that stuff?", well, you know the answer.
I was sure I would ignore this movie, because I wanted to, but I couldn't, this movie touches two worlds, the animated and the real, both in the most significant way.
The thing is that, a nobody way, becomes to be the most necessary person in the world, as everybody on the planet earth, that's the complete message, and in the movie, is explained in the funniest and most exciting way, showing the real similarities between animations and the reality, the movie is in some words fantastic, beautiful, funny, and with a incredibly iconic message, we value the same.
"You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything." (Yeah, too long)
Maleficent (2014)
Frozen's copy but humanized
So, I was interested of what was going on with that title and that picture of the movie, I thought they will show the dark side of Maleficent, the great principal villain from the classic Sleeping Beauty, or maybe his poor beginning as an evil character.
Well, YES, they show her beginnings, they had the pleasure to put a beautiful, happy beginning of her life, everything was beautiful but one day, well, you'll deserve.
The thing is that, the main theme of the movie is copied from Frozen. What is it? Frozen was True Love between sisters, and here, they show True Love between Girls, not family, just two women.
"True Love don't exist"
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
The Movie that stoles money
NO SPOILING, just what you can read at the Sinopsis!!! There's no words to describe this kind of terrible and hateful movies, but really, I don't know what to say, it's incredibly bad and stupid, the only little thing is that, I laughed for 2m. on it's beginning.
The whole movie is dedicated to show us the insatiable desire for sex of the protagonist and his incoherent daily routine noting that a ghost follows him as it happened in the 1st movie, and the things that happens here, are exactly as the things in the 1st movie, awful and with no sense Pd: I really don't know what to say, It's terrible! "We're going to need to get a priest to perform a real exorcism!"
Deliver Us from Evil (2014)
Laughable terror song
ABOUT SPOILING: MAYBE THERE ARE SOME LITTLE THINGS THAT HAVE PASSED AWAY IN THE REVIEW ABOUT THE MOVIE THAT IS NOT IN THE SINOPSIS, JUST LITTLE THINGS, IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT WITHOUT KNOWING, NO PROBLEM, JUST DON'T READ.
So, Terror movies are made for getting afraid people, to make us feel disturbed and scared, but this movies, This Movies, It's Funny!!!, and I'm not lying, 40% of the movie I lost my time laughing.
After having a very predictable sense, this movie is terribly fast, the things go do fast with no reason, even that the movie becomes OBVIOUS.
But, the bullet that killed Lincoln, was that the movie was completely...COMPLETELY...The Doors!. YES, everything in this movie is wrongly related with the epic song "Break On Through" by the epic band "The Doors". What am I talking about? When he realize something about connecting with demons by DOORS, he starts relating everything with that song and... We'll, you'll notice out.
The good thing is that, some of the CRIME scenes reminds Crime Classics as Se7en, and some captures are fantastic, and that makes the film looks better, but, is not what I believed.
"You Haven't seen True Evil"
The Expendables 3 (2014)
Great Work Sylvester Stallone
Expendables is the most direct way to show how guns have to be used, but this movie has an incredible casting, over 20 amazing action actors and the whole film is only about Stallone and his sadistic pleasure of killing.
Jet Li? 20 seconds, Arnolrd Schwarzenegger? 1 minute. There is like 1 hour for different Stallone pictures in the movie, outside action, he's everything, and inside it, 60%.
Banderas starring and script is, personally, awesome, so crazy, mad, his way to show us a mad guy is astonishing, epic, and really funny.
Obviously, is hard to put a Expendable dying, but this movie is closer to that.
After all, they're practically in mortal, in a very exceeded way, but the thing is that the action filming is really great, interesting and exciting, all the fire and guns and bullets flying everywhere, that's great.
"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"
After Earth (2013)
The Great Smith's Disappointment
My life was shaped by Will Smith, I grew up with movies as I, Robot and I Am Legend, but this film is such a fool, this movie, after having and OVER-PREDICTABLE story, it is very boring in some ways, it's story is a few stupid and and Jaden, well, he should leave Hollywood, NOW! W. Smith's starring in this movie is very wick, AND HE KNOW IT! The script is terribly predictable and Jaden, again, left Hollywood.
The unique reason why I gave it a 3, is because I don't have the strength to reject a W. Smith movie, and 'cause some actions scenes were very good, but after that, this movie is a great reason to hate Hollywood again.
Sci-Fi movies are great, but the photography in this film is overworked, and wrong captured, if you don't want to hate the little Smith, do not see this movie. jkdfhfunse it
"I've heard stories of Earth. A paradise. Until we destroyed it."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
The Cliché of the Year
Yeah, I've seen some episodes from the old Ninja Turtle's series, and this movie absolutely becomes a fool, after the great action scenes and the comedy lines, this movie has an obvious starting and ending, showing the typical "Indestructible Ninja Turtles" failing for first, but I have to admit, that I like the super Ninja movements they did at the time of fighting.
Well, Megan Fox is, as usually, the pretty girl that is loved by one of his friends, who in fact, ends being important in the movie, and she's obviously connected to the Ninja Turtle's born story, as predictable.
When I saw the Turtles, I told myself "I don't think they can look better", because is not normal to see turtles that looks as humans, even worser while they're fighting like ninjas.
The thing is that, the funny lines and the unnecessary action makes it incredibly acceptable, but, knowing the TV shows, it is a rare fail, but a great movie.
"Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou!... I'm sorry, that came across super- creepy. We will find you, though!"
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
One of the Most Beautiful and Painful of the Vietnam movies
BEFORE READING: I'M NOT SPOILING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE IN THE REVIEW IS WHAT YOU CAN READ AT THE SYNOPSIS.
They are very chosen words to describe Vietnam movies, but Tom Cruise invented one more, "Beautiful". This movie is for real, real, is very cruel and happy in it's beginning, with achievements and fails too, but his decision to fight for his country absolutely changed his life. and after his failure and lost, he starts a life he would never thought he would have.
The starring and work of Cruise is crucial, amazing, I can't get another actor actor would make this movie better, he's the indicated for it. The most beautiful thing about it, is that is about a True Story, so, everything (or at least the most) of the things that appears in this movie are from the story of the veteran of the Vietnam war Ron Kovic.
The reference of what the Vietnam War was in this film is complete, or at least what appears. Oliver Stone has an incredible view for politic and war movies, especially when it comes to pain and reality, and this film has both, so it makes the film, in few words, "Shocking and Wonderful"
AND... In conclusion, it is one of the best works of Oliver Stone and one of the most surprising about Vietnam, but not really comparing with others, it's just, Beautiful, and YES, I'm completely recommending it.
" People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America."