asher-yaakov-halperin Reviews

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

I'd love to see the Daniels top this one

[10/10 · 3 May 2022]

I was a huge fan of Swiss Army Man and this movie blows it out of the water. The Daniels are definitely in my top 3 filmmakers, really can't wait to see what they do next.

My Suicide (2009)

Important movie

[10/10 · 2 March 2020]

I feel like this movie talks about things we are scared to talk about, in a way that somehow manages to be fun, sad and beautiful all at the same time. Watch it, I'd love to know what you think.

Living with Yourself (2019)

Really makes you think

[10/10 · 1 March 2020]

I don't really have any words for this review. I love this show and I really hope it gets a second season.

Cats (2019)

I don't know why I expected to enjoy watching this

[1/10 · 6 January 2020]

I went to the theater thinking this would be one of those so bad it's good movies, and worst comes to worst it has good actors and the music is the same as the stage production which ran on broadway for ages. They had the choreographer from Hamilton, and Tom Hooper's last musical movie wasn't so bad. How bad can this movie be? The answer is BAD. Everything about this movie is bad. Aside from the obvious, cats that look like video game CGI deepfaked on, everything feels like your inside a bad CGI fever dream. The music is just terrible, and the few times it is good is just a huge relief after you just heard whatever you call what Rebel Wilson just did. And don't even get me started on the plot. Or how the actors are basically just floating heads they suck on the Cats just so they could sell more tickets. But I could go on forever and to be honest the only reason I'm wasting my time writing this is too save you from wasting your time. Don't see this movie.

Disjointed (2017–2018)

For people who are high

[9/10 · 1 January 2020]

I don't want to say too much but definitely watch this if you are high. It also helped me calm down one time when I got too high and was freaking out. Lots to learn from this show. Also yes I'm high writing this. Happy 420 everyone. 😂✌

Big Mouth (2017–2025)

It's not funny

[3/10 · 22 October 2018]

I don't know if it is meant to be funny, but I didn't laugh once. If it's not meant to be funny I give it a 6. If it is meant to be funny I give it a 0.

A Simple Favor (2018)

One of the best movies I have seen in a long time!

[10/10 · 13 September 2018]

I don't want to say too much. Just go and see it! Performances are phenomenal. To be honest I would watch it jus for Anna Kendrick. The perfect role for her. Also Andrew Rannells is so sassy. It really is something new. Refreshing. I love the way the comedy is nicely interwoven with the thriller part. SEE IT!