This Jared Leto vampire movie is a movie that has vampires and Jared Leto in it. It is exactly what you would expect from a movie about those 2 things.
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The Harder They Fall
(2021)
It's got guns, horses and cowboy hats. Enjoy
4 November 2021
Why are there so many negative reviews about how black this movie is? It was a solid western movie. Also if Regina King is in it, it's probably pretty f@&king good. Likewise with Idris. Stop with all your bullsh!t and just enjoy a good shoot 'em up revenge western. Get over yourself. Smoke a j and enjoy, that's what movies are for.
I'm a huge jar jar fan
19 December 2020
Blown Away
(1994)
What's going on with the accents?
15 October 2020
Forrest Whitaker's accent: What's that thing all about? Jeff bridges accent: dude pick one. Tommy Lee Jones accent: he researched Northern Ireland accents watching lucky charms commercials. The movie is watchable regardless of the accent debacle. Also Jeff Bridges rides a motorcycle without a helmet, so that's neat. Tommy Lee Jones listening to U2 while making bombs= huge eye roll.
The 'Burbs
(1989)
This might be the best movie ever made.
27 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I saw this movie in theaters in 1989. I watch it multiple times a year since then. Here's the deal, it has satanists, neighborhood gossip, Corey Feldman in a confusing tie-dyed/studded leather jacket combo, an unstable Vietnam vet, an annoying neighbor that talks too much, a dog taking a dump on Rumsfields lawn, bees, tom hanks reluctantly eating sardines with pretzels, breaking and entering and much much more. It is the perfect movie. Cut any fat from this movie and it becomes ineffective as a narrative. Burn a bushel of jazz cabbage and enjoy.
Our House
(I) (2018)
Not terrible. Not great.
27 June 2020
It's a movie that we've seen tons of iterations of before. However, the subject matter is interesting, and watchable enough. Just honk on a j-bird and waste 89 minutes while eating Doritos off your chest while you lay down on the couch, it's cool-no shame.
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